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jacob webs
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handsome pete fan club president
he/him
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feel exactly like cooper going to the alternate diner in twin peaks s3
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I’m reading some older 1-900-HOTDOG and every now and then there’s a photoshop that takes my breath away
December 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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I decided to start my secret Duckstream event early... come watch me stream an hour of the BLOODBORNE RANDOMIZER. Please amplify! We're raising money for @pointofpride.org

twitch.tv/duckfeedtv
DuckfeedTV - Twitch
Duckstream 2025: Embr
twitch.tv
December 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Replace your VMU batteries or die.
December 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
ngl I'm significantly bummed out that I'm too busy this weekend to see ella mckay. I feel like I'm letting my dad, james l. brooks, down
December 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Adoptable beagle of the day-COSMO! www.tribeagles.org/product/cosm...
December 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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The first day shift begins! Come watch Kaye play a perfectly normal version of Resident Evil 7. twitch.tv/duckfeedtv
December 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
the "add to watchlist" gambit continues to pay out, behavioral economists hate me. they want to kill me
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
this is what I do when I leave work
Official 2002 European Super Mario Sunshine screensaver that features Mario sliding across the screen and periodically turning into his famous "aggressive" render from that game.
December 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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HEY

Tomorrow is DUCKSTREAM, our annual fundraiser stream! It's for Point of Pride! It's fun, it's all weekend.

www.duckfeed.tv/duckstream

Donate! Spread the word!
Duckstream
DuckStream 2025: Dec. 12 - 14 Raising money for Point of Pride Watch Now
www.duckfeed.tv
December 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
probably related to everyone's dreams wrapped 2025 also just being this across the board
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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this is basically what the republicans are doing when they are cutting SNAP and healthcare and implementing work requirements and trying to close libraries and public transit etc. they want people isolated and tired and stressed!
Turkish participants in this study on loneliness cite government control of their lives and policies, leading to economic hardships, thus also the need to work longer hours, as limiting their opportunities to spend time with others.
Democracy helps mental health.
"loneliness, beneath its many cultural expressions, is often a structural failure disguised as personal failure. The solution isn't fixing individuals. It's transforming the conditions under which we attempt to connect."

www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/body...
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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mixing up the white women with bobs at work and being sent to HR for diversity training
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
outbound packages the instant the tracking hits the greensboro sorting hub
December 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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"Hee Haw is CanCon!" I scream, as the mounties drag me back over the border.
December 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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lol this reads like a gemini marketing doc, undoubtedly because that's what wrote it
Copy of Hegseth's new AI order that I obtained
December 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
the two extra words do some work too
did it in four words hemmingway
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Wow, Fette Sau, the Williamsburg barbecue place that was the subject of one of the worst headline/photo combinations in the history of online media, is closing www.instagram.com/p/DR7xa9zkdG...
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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illustration, login, magazine (1983) archive.org/details/logi...
September 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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I would have called it yugioh card
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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if i knew how to do Spock's neck pinch i would likely only ever use it on myself
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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it's a mistake to compare the cost of your newsletter or podcast to a cup of coffee. that cup of coffee is the best treat i'm allowed to have every single day. no podcast is comparable to the beverage that justifies staying alive. instead market your newsletter as two thirds of a sweetgreen salad
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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The reason Silent Hill 3 is better than Silent Hill 2 is because we already had had Lost Highway but we never gave Laura Palmer a gun before
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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he had that shit on
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM