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The Charcutereads Board
@charcutereadsboard.bsky.social
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A podcast for people who like books, adaptations, and pairing books and movies like fine wine and cheese. https://open.spotify.com/show/6Crp1QWHm7KusqGWPfMsyG?si=7HUck_p_T_aH7JU6pPBxnw
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weird menace and excessive bloodletting @gemmafiles.bsky.social · 19h
Art isn’t luxury, art is food. Art is medicine. Art is religion. Art is everything.
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · 3d
lmfao if you noticed how long I didn't have a link to the podcast in bio, NO YOU DIDN'T
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · 4d
"In the Hills, the Cities" by by Clive Barker. No link but really I could fill this list with Barker, and I think this one is his weirdest (ie: best). Two cities engage in ritual combat and the scale is absolutely existential, the violence incomprehensible in its scale, when one of those cities dies
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · 4d
"every piece I show you is a piece of my death" by Gemma Files

Honest to god kinda want to pair this with PULSE for an episode. Highest praise I can give to a short story, I think

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each thing i show you is a piece of my death
“There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.” The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, William Shakespeare....
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · 6d
"The God of Dark Laughter" by Michael Chabon. We love a good clown murder

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The God of Dark Laughter
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · 7d
"No Matter Which Way We Turned" by Brian Evenson. An abduction goes terribly wrong. No one does it like Evenson, tbh.

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NO MATTER WHICH WAY WE TURNED - NY Tyrant
From the Spring 2016 Issue of PEOPLE HOLDING   No matter which way we turned the girl, she didn’t have a face.  There was hair in front and hair in the back—only saying which was the front and which w...
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · 7d
Alright okay let's get into it, short story recs by yours truly, with links if I can get them:
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · 7d
Perhaps tonight I will do a little spooky short story rec thread? Perhaps we do a little short story fun?? Ya???
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · 7d
Perhaps tonight I will do a little spooky short story rec thread? Perhaps we do a little short story fun?? Ya???
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Emily Mark-FitzGerald @emilymfg.bsky.social · 7d
I had the very great pleasure of meeting the very great Jane Goodall at a museum event many years ago — where she graciously signed a book for my sister, an environmental biologist. A superb human being in every sense: generous, thoughtful, and inspiring.

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Jane Goodall, world-renowned primatologist, dies aged 91
Jane Goodall Institute says ‘tireless advocate’ for natural world died in California during US speaking tour
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🔞🪅 jasper pantomime 🎠🎟️ (comms open) @clownhospital.bsky.social · 7d
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🎃 The Devil’s Rhiject 📼 @bubblegumrhi.bsky.social · 8d
Also it’s funny that people chalk up the Jack sobriety timeline being off to the hotel warping time or whatever. Have you ever heard of lying
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skElly Bangs 💀 @ellybangs.bsky.social · 11d
The adjective "queasy" implies the existence of "quease", a substance or phenomenon which a queasy person either resembles or contains.
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friday the fernteenth🔪🩸 @fern-on-here.bsky.social · 11d
i'm on this!!!!
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · 13d
Hello perverts, we're back with another episode of the Charcutereads Board Podcast! Also: incoming new PFP!! Check out the episode here, or on your podcast app of choice (YouTube coming soon, it's a little more setup than I expected).

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The Shining // Burnt Offerings (1976) by The Charcutereads Board
Alright, folks, we've had this one in the tank for a while, and we're finally on it! Today, we're reading The Shining by Stephen King, and we're watching Burnt Offerings (1976)! Follow the Pod on Blue...
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Unusual Transgender Interactions @unusualtrans.bsky.social · 13d
I'm just really worried about the other hosts, you know?
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · 13d
Hello perverts, we're back with another episode of the Charcutereads Board Podcast! Also: incoming new PFP!! Check out the episode here, or on your podcast app of choice (YouTube coming soon, it's a little more setup than I expected).

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The Shining // Burnt Offerings (1976) by The Charcutereads Board
Alright, folks, we've had this one in the tank for a while, and we're finally on it! Today, we're reading The Shining by Stephen King, and we're watching Burnt Offerings (1976)! Follow the Pod on Blue...
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · 13d
Any time, of course of course <3
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · 14d
Also, hey, also. Would y'all want to do maybe a book club? Maybe a readalong? Give me your thoughts. Give me your hearts. Give me your listening ears. If you don't I'll get really sad and messed up about it so get to sharing your thoughts.
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · 14d
Hello, cretins. We will be publishing our next episode ("The Shining" by Stephen King paired with BURNT OFFERINGS (1976)) posthaste. In the meantime, check out our back catalog! In the future, expect my two cohosts @serpentsaurus.bsky.social and @missthorn.bsky.social to do my bidding (read books)!
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Unusual Transgender Interactions @unusualtrans.bsky.social · 17d
Hey listeners! Our tech goblin and manager Fig has their own show, and Fern is on it! Give it a listen!
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · 18d
Well folks, I'm stiff as hell, but for you, another episode of Charcutereads Board, starring myself @figgums.bsky.social and @fern-on-here.bsky.social. Maybe we'll actually get the damn thing to a monthly rhythm!
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friday the fernteenth🔪🩸 @fern-on-here.bsky.social · 18d
i'm on a podcast!! guesting on another podcast that is, on this one i talk about much less stupid shit than usual. check it out!
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · 18d
Well folks, I'm stiff as hell, but for you, another episode of Charcutereads Board, starring myself @figgums.bsky.social and @fern-on-here.bsky.social. Maybe we'll actually get the damn thing to a monthly rhythm!
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · 18d
Well folks, I'm stiff as hell, but for you, another episode of Charcutereads Board, starring myself @figgums.bsky.social and @fern-on-here.bsky.social. Maybe we'll actually get the damn thing to a monthly rhythm!
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Big Bird Broad ΘΔ @serpentsaurus.bsky.social · 26d
Celebrated shark expert reads Jaws for the first time, learns to hate women.
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Big Bird Broad ΘΔ @serpentsaurus.bsky.social · 28d
So I finally started reading Tender is the Flesh for a certain podcast I'll be on again in October (@charcutereadsboard.bsky.social!) and I gotta say it's actually less graphic (imo) than I was expecting

Dunno what that says about me but this episode is gonna be crazy lol
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friday the fernteenth🔪🩸 @fern-on-here.bsky.social · Sep 7
gonna be guesting on the charcutereads board soon! keep an eye out!!
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · Sep 7
@fern-on-here.bsky.social and I have, admittedly, been planning this one for a bit, but, ya know, shit happens. Excited to hit I think our first one where both halves were both a book and film? and were both released within a few years of one another.
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The Charcutereads Board @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social · Sep 7
@fern-on-here.bsky.social and I have, admittedly, been planning this one for a bit, but, ya know, shit happens. Excited to hit I think our first one where both halves were both a book and film? and were both released within a few years of one another.
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