Charles Bernard
@charlesbernard.ca
I'm from Ottawa and I'm here to help.
Christmas Eve Breakfast of Champions. 😶
December 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Christmas Eve Breakfast of Champions. 😶
Rolling into the Christmas holidays like
a close up of a jet engine with flames on it
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December 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Rolling into the Christmas holidays like
Just tried to put an end my kids saying "six seven" usage by using it myself.
Unfortunately they still think I'm cool, and I've only encouraged them.
Unfortunately they still think I'm cool, and I've only encouraged them.
December 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just tried to put an end my kids saying "six seven" usage by using it myself.
Unfortunately they still think I'm cool, and I've only encouraged them.
Unfortunately they still think I'm cool, and I've only encouraged them.
December 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Getting ready for bed and suddenly remembering tomorrow is the daycare cookie exchange.
a cartoon character from rugrats is standing in a doorway wearing a robe .
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December 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Getting ready for bed and suddenly remembering tomorrow is the daycare cookie exchange.
"I'm still punk rock" I mutter to myself, while driving my EV to the venue from the rural suburbs, after taking my kids home from the Santa Claus parade.
December 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"I'm still punk rock" I mutter to myself, while driving my EV to the venue from the rural suburbs, after taking my kids home from the Santa Claus parade.
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Geneviève Bergeron, 21
Hélène Colgan, 23
Nathalie Croteau, 23
Barbara Daigneault, 22
Anne-Marie Edward, 21
Maud Haviernick, 29
Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz, 31
Maryse Laganière, 25
Maryse Leclair, 23
Anne-Marie Lemay, 22
Sonia Pelletier, 28
Michèle Richard, 21
Annie St-Arneault, 23
Annie Turcotte, 20
Hélène Colgan, 23
Nathalie Croteau, 23
Barbara Daigneault, 22
Anne-Marie Edward, 21
Maud Haviernick, 29
Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz, 31
Maryse Laganière, 25
Maryse Leclair, 23
Anne-Marie Lemay, 22
Sonia Pelletier, 28
Michèle Richard, 21
Annie St-Arneault, 23
Annie Turcotte, 20
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Geneviève Bergeron, 21
Hélène Colgan, 23
Nathalie Croteau, 23
Barbara Daigneault, 22
Anne-Marie Edward, 21
Maud Haviernick, 29
Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz, 31
Maryse Laganière, 25
Maryse Leclair, 23
Anne-Marie Lemay, 22
Sonia Pelletier, 28
Michèle Richard, 21
Annie St-Arneault, 23
Annie Turcotte, 20
Hélène Colgan, 23
Nathalie Croteau, 23
Barbara Daigneault, 22
Anne-Marie Edward, 21
Maud Haviernick, 29
Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz, 31
Maryse Laganière, 25
Maryse Leclair, 23
Anne-Marie Lemay, 22
Sonia Pelletier, 28
Michèle Richard, 21
Annie St-Arneault, 23
Annie Turcotte, 20
Trying to discipline a defiant toddler old while my older twins heckle my parenting like the old guys from the Muppet Show.
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Trying to discipline a defiant toddler old while my older twins heckle my parenting like the old guys from the Muppet Show.
Good news: the battery in my minivan isn't fried, the contacts just needed a good cleaning.
Bad news: while tightening the contacts, I dropped my phone into the engine bay and it's currently lodged in a duct under the radiator. Seems like the "easiest" access is to remove the entire front fascia.
Bad news: while tightening the contacts, I dropped my phone into the engine bay and it's currently lodged in a duct under the radiator. Seems like the "easiest" access is to remove the entire front fascia.
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Good news: the battery in my minivan isn't fried, the contacts just needed a good cleaning.
Bad news: while tightening the contacts, I dropped my phone into the engine bay and it's currently lodged in a duct under the radiator. Seems like the "easiest" access is to remove the entire front fascia.
Bad news: while tightening the contacts, I dropped my phone into the engine bay and it's currently lodged in a duct under the radiator. Seems like the "easiest" access is to remove the entire front fascia.
My sister is getting my kids pogo sticks for Christmas.
...can she get literally any other brand please?
...can she get literally any other brand please?
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My sister is getting my kids pogo sticks for Christmas.
...can she get literally any other brand please?
...can she get literally any other brand please?
Not sure which is worse: having to bring Twin A to a pharmacy in Gatineau for a strep test because Ontario sucks, or the knowledge that I'm gonna have to go back at least twice more next week.
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Not sure which is worse: having to bring Twin A to a pharmacy in Gatineau for a strep test because Ontario sucks, or the knowledge that I'm gonna have to go back at least twice more next week.
Adventures in potty training: baby pooped in the potty unprompted!
He then tried to dump it in the toilet, got overwhelmed by the stink, and barfed...on the floor next to the toilet.
He then slipped on the barf and left a shitty ass print on the floor.
But goddammit, a win's a win.
He then tried to dump it in the toilet, got overwhelmed by the stink, and barfed...on the floor next to the toilet.
He then slipped on the barf and left a shitty ass print on the floor.
But goddammit, a win's a win.
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Adventures in potty training: baby pooped in the potty unprompted!
He then tried to dump it in the toilet, got overwhelmed by the stink, and barfed...on the floor next to the toilet.
He then slipped on the barf and left a shitty ass print on the floor.
But goddammit, a win's a win.
He then tried to dump it in the toilet, got overwhelmed by the stink, and barfed...on the floor next to the toilet.
He then slipped on the barf and left a shitty ass print on the floor.
But goddammit, a win's a win.
Walk into the gym and they're blasting Limp Bizkit and Korn.
Then it hits me that the U17 class across the way weren't even born until well after these bands peaked...
Then it hits me that the U17 class across the way weren't even born until well after these bands peaked...
a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
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November 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Walk into the gym and they're blasting Limp Bizkit and Korn.
Then it hits me that the U17 class across the way weren't even born until well after these bands peaked...
Then it hits me that the U17 class across the way weren't even born until well after these bands peaked...
Actual footage of me commuting into Gatineau.
THEY. WERE. DOING. THIS. WITHOUT. PAY.
NOAA’s hurricane hunter pilots (and Kermit The Frog hanging from the control panel) fly into Hurricane Melissa.
Extraordinary bravery, saving lives.
(🎥 Cmdr. Danielle Varwig, NOAA Corps).
NOAA’s hurricane hunter pilots (and Kermit The Frog hanging from the control panel) fly into Hurricane Melissa.
Extraordinary bravery, saving lives.
(🎥 Cmdr. Danielle Varwig, NOAA Corps).
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Actual footage of me commuting into Gatineau.
...these things have got to be expired.
October 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
...these things have got to be expired.
Hi. I'm in ~~Delaware~~ Labrador.
October 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hi. I'm in ~~Delaware~~ Labrador.
"Whatcha doing dad?"
"Stuffing the turkey."
"Wow, the turkey sure has a big mouth!"
"... thaaaat's not the mouth kiddo."
"Stuffing the turkey."
"Wow, the turkey sure has a big mouth!"
"... thaaaat's not the mouth kiddo."
a man in a white shirt is sitting at a table with his hands folded and smiling .
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October 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"Whatcha doing dad?"
"Stuffing the turkey."
"Wow, the turkey sure has a big mouth!"
"... thaaaat's not the mouth kiddo."
"Stuffing the turkey."
"Wow, the turkey sure has a big mouth!"
"... thaaaat's not the mouth kiddo."
Twin B keeps saying New York Wankees, and I'm absolutely not correcting her.
October 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Twin B keeps saying New York Wankees, and I'm absolutely not correcting her.
For school Open House, Twin B's class each picked a word important to them, the teacher put them all on the board, and parents got to guess which was their kid.
Twin B's word: responsibility. "Because the class doesn't function unless everyone is responsible!"
...is my kid a narc?
Twin B's word: responsibility. "Because the class doesn't function unless everyone is responsible!"
...is my kid a narc?
September 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
For school Open House, Twin B's class each picked a word important to them, the teacher put them all on the board, and parents got to guess which was their kid.
Twin B's word: responsibility. "Because the class doesn't function unless everyone is responsible!"
...is my kid a narc?
Twin B's word: responsibility. "Because the class doesn't function unless everyone is responsible!"
...is my kid a narc?
In celebration of Franco Ontarian Day, the school gave each kid a kazoo.
In related news, we're switching the kids to the English district, and I'm buying them memberships in the People's Alliance of NB.
In related news, we're switching the kids to the English district, and I'm buying them memberships in the People's Alliance of NB.
September 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
In celebration of Franco Ontarian Day, the school gave each kid a kazoo.
In related news, we're switching the kids to the English district, and I'm buying them memberships in the People's Alliance of NB.
In related news, we're switching the kids to the English district, and I'm buying them memberships in the People's Alliance of NB.
What they don't tell you about these things is that they're basically a way to monetize parental stress eating.
So far we've eaten $18 worth of emotions.
So far we've eaten $18 worth of emotions.
September 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
What they don't tell you about these things is that they're basically a way to monetize parental stress eating.
So far we've eaten $18 worth of emotions.
So far we've eaten $18 worth of emotions.
Had to shuck a package of Oreos to make dirt for Baby's construction-themed cake.
Used the guts to make a Vingituple-Stuff Oreo.
Follow me for more gastronomy tips.
Used the guts to make a Vingituple-Stuff Oreo.
Follow me for more gastronomy tips.
September 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Had to shuck a package of Oreos to make dirt for Baby's construction-themed cake.
Used the guts to make a Vingituple-Stuff Oreo.
Follow me for more gastronomy tips.
Used the guts to make a Vingituple-Stuff Oreo.
Follow me for more gastronomy tips.