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Jordan
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Opening this acct just in case
I'm questioning how long I'm going to stick around for this government shutdown. I'm not commuting to the office five days per week just to not get paid
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Have any of you even thought to ask how she's doing during this government shutdown
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November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"How do they know I'm American?" Sir you're wearing a Carhartt shirt, jeans and cowboy boots in Italy
October 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
All you gays buying Jeeps maybe stop... It's really not the flex you think it is. Have y'all noticed that literally every ICE arrest is in a Jeep or Chrysler? Hit em in the pocketbook 🫡
October 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Guess what the Supreme Court is hearing a case on tmw
October 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I got a fortune cookie that said good news is coming today so come onnnnn fortune cookie pull thru
October 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Hello Representatives, please ask Gabe Newell when Portal 3/Half Life 3 are coming. Also not sure why Steam is included in this list, very limited messaging features there. XOXO
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Chairman Comer Invites CEOs of Discord, Steam, Twitch, and Reddit to Testify on Radicalization of Online Forum Users - United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform
United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform
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September 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Got bomb threat-ed twice at work this week 🥳✌️ First day they let us go home after they swept the building but second day they said nah back to work as if this is just going to be a normal thing now 😍🥰
September 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Just saw that tradwife bottoms are a thing on Tiktok now 🧊🚢
August 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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update i dont like internet anymore
August 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The thicc boys just keep winning
August 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Gonna liveskeet my trip to work today from Maryland to SW DC because I'm curious to see if the scared of DC LEO crowd is going to be: Militant/Yelling at everybody or doing nothing
August 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Major Green Flags for gays:
Likes Sonic the Hedgehog ✅
Into cute nerdy stuff ✅
Has read a book in the past year ✅
August 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Gays who hang out with exclusively straight men shan't be trusted
July 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Bad Bunny in Fortnite when
July 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I'm so happy for Ginger Minj she is so sweet and killed those lip syncs
July 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Gays voluntarily looking straight is so confusing to me like... Why? What is this getting you?
July 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Wedding lewks
June 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Got SSSS on my boarding pass let's see if they let me back in the US
June 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Even though social media is a cesspool right now, Google is actually doing really good. I keep getting video suggestions for how the 2020/2024 elections were rigged because of this vague "Linux can't count" claim. Every single video I've flagged has been taken down
June 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.
June 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Shadow and Rouge say gay rights
June 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Oh with the way things are going in LA June 14th is definitely about to be a Tiananmen Square moment. I'm bumping the likelihood to 50% now
June 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Why is there so much going down today?? People getting shot and stabbed in DuPont and now everyone running out of the Galludet metro what is going onnn?
June 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM