Is it not insane that the awards are simply listed in power point slides with no additional fanfare?

"Cool dick" as a line read in the opening minutes was definitely a choice

"really demoralizing stuff...I got my girl back in Speranza she's waiting for me" might be quote of the year

Crazy detail on these but saddened Sherma didn't make the cut

Early candidate "dumbest thing". More funny than anything but really but still

That’s crazy because if my wife said the “yall can” and I looked for ten minutes for that can, she would come home and find it within 10 seconds. That’s the true power of wives who can find things that may or may not exist