Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty
@cheaplaughter.bsky.social
She/her. “Who will bring redemption? The jesters.”
Vibe here very much
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Vibe here very much
Saw a simple text to speech error on Reddit and I will never say “small claims court” the right way again
it’s “small flame squirt” from here on out 🫡
it’s “small flame squirt” from here on out 🫡
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Saw a simple text to speech error on Reddit and I will never say “small claims court” the right way again
it’s “small flame squirt” from here on out 🫡
it’s “small flame squirt” from here on out 🫡
For the sixth year in a row, my children have left a fat, dirty handprint on my Spotify Wrapped lol
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
For the sixth year in a row, my children have left a fat, dirty handprint on my Spotify Wrapped lol
I’m sorry I simply could not look at this photo without hearing this song and I had to make it
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m sorry I simply could not look at this photo without hearing this song and I had to make it
This is the exact vibe
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This is the exact vibe
So… what the fuck do we think these are supposed to be? Please help, my children need wine
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
So… what the fuck do we think these are supposed to be? Please help, my children need wine
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
I’m so fucking tired that when we were approaching Toronto I looked out the window and thought “oh neat, I wonder how they get the Canadian colors in lights” and it took me a solid 45 seconds to realize it was just traffic on the highway lol
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’m so fucking tired that when we were approaching Toronto I looked out the window and thought “oh neat, I wonder how they get the Canadian colors in lights” and it took me a solid 45 seconds to realize it was just traffic on the highway lol
IVDD has struck our home, prayers up for the troublemaking girlie - pictured here on a couch I no longer own, in a harness she chewed off out of spite, and in a spot she won’t be allowed to jump on ever again if she heals
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
IVDD has struck our home, prayers up for the troublemaking girlie - pictured here on a couch I no longer own, in a harness she chewed off out of spite, and in a spot she won’t be allowed to jump on ever again if she heals
@caitlinfromnc.bsky.social we’re doing this for Jacob Elordi
October 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
@caitlinfromnc.bsky.social we’re doing this for Jacob Elordi
Glad I checked the volunteer list before the Trunk or Treat, I would have called this monster a cunt to her face until cops dragged me off lol
October 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Glad I checked the volunteer list before the Trunk or Treat, I would have called this monster a cunt to her face until cops dragged me off lol
I screamed in the middle of Lidl
October 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I screamed in the middle of Lidl
@andee902.bsky.social look at these cuties
October 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
@andee902.bsky.social look at these cuties
We love a sandpiper, y’all
September 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
We love a sandpiper, y’all
If you lie about needing some for travel you can get vaccines for a whole rainbow of diseases 😍
September 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If you lie about needing some for travel you can get vaccines for a whole rainbow of diseases 😍
Nightmare blunt rotation, unsolicited spam text edition
September 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Nightmare blunt rotation, unsolicited spam text edition
Can check (celebrating because I found another job so quickly there won’t even be a gap in my CV 😎)
September 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Can check (celebrating because I found another job so quickly there won’t even be a gap in my CV 😎)
Oh, ya gurl has SEVERAL
September 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Oh, ya gurl has SEVERAL
How the fuck would they even enforce this lol
September 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
How the fuck would they even enforce this lol
I made the best quiche lorraine of my life today too
September 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I made the best quiche lorraine of my life today too
Well, I know how I’m commemorating 9/11 this week
September 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Well, I know how I’m commemorating 9/11 this week
Foreground: the bitchiest look I’ve gotten (so far) today
Background: reflection of a dog who came very close to having a special snack
Background: reflection of a dog who came very close to having a special snack
September 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Foreground: the bitchiest look I’ve gotten (so far) today
Background: reflection of a dog who came very close to having a special snack
Background: reflection of a dog who came very close to having a special snack
What do we think was made here? I have no photos of the finished product, just these ominous “before” shots from FB
September 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What do we think was made here? I have no photos of the finished product, just these ominous “before” shots from FB
