Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty
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She/her. “Who will bring redemption? The jesters.”
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I would take a bullet for Alan Carr, what a damn treasure
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I would take a bullet for Alan Carr, what a damn treasure
Vibe here very much
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Vibe here very much
NOT ME TEARING UP AT CELEBRITY TRAITORS 😭
December 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
NOT ME TEARING UP AT CELEBRITY TRAITORS 😭
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
Saw a simple text to speech error on Reddit and I will never say “small claims court” the right way again
it’s “small flame squirt” from here on out 🫡
it’s “small flame squirt” from here on out 🫡
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Saw a simple text to speech error on Reddit and I will never say “small claims court” the right way again
it’s “small flame squirt” from here on out 🫡
it’s “small flame squirt” from here on out 🫡
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Stephen Miller is -- and I say this without exaggeration -- the most Duke graduate that has ever lived
Duke was a pretty good safety school.
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Stephen Miller is -- and I say this without exaggeration -- the most Duke graduate that has ever lived
There is absolutely no reason for a CV to be 32 pages long and include the names of your dead parents
December 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
There is absolutely no reason for a CV to be 32 pages long and include the names of your dead parents
Amazon is so fucking bad but I have to admit that making it possible to buy a car without ever talking to a car salesman was a really good thing
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Amazon is so fucking bad but I have to admit that making it possible to buy a car without ever talking to a car salesman was a really good thing
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Weird that they added this detail to Home Alone 2 for the Bluray, it doesn't even make sense date-wise
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Weird that they added this detail to Home Alone 2 for the Bluray, it doesn't even make sense date-wise
Unbelievably strong End Times vibes
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Unbelievably strong End Times vibes
When reached for comment, the Pope groaned audibly, “Jesus Christ, this fuckin’ guy…”
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
When reached for comment, the Pope groaned audibly, “Jesus Christ, this fuckin’ guy…”
For the sixth year in a row, my children have left a fat, dirty handprint on my Spotify Wrapped lol
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
For the sixth year in a row, my children have left a fat, dirty handprint on my Spotify Wrapped lol
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STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
August 22, 2023 at 7:36 PM
STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
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Remember—Billionaire philanthropy is PR
$6.25B is a lot of money. It’s also only 4.1% of the $152B Michael Dell has hoarded. If Dell paid the 37% tax rate on the wealthy he'd pay $56.25B—and still have nearly $100B, more than he'd ever need
Taxation of billionaires > philanthropy from billionaires
$6.25B is a lot of money. It’s also only 4.1% of the $152B Michael Dell has hoarded. If Dell paid the 37% tax rate on the wealthy he'd pay $56.25B—and still have nearly $100B, more than he'd ever need
Taxation of billionaires > philanthropy from billionaires
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Remember—Billionaire philanthropy is PR
$6.25B is a lot of money. It’s also only 4.1% of the $152B Michael Dell has hoarded. If Dell paid the 37% tax rate on the wealthy he'd pay $56.25B—and still have nearly $100B, more than he'd ever need
Taxation of billionaires > philanthropy from billionaires
$6.25B is a lot of money. It’s also only 4.1% of the $152B Michael Dell has hoarded. If Dell paid the 37% tax rate on the wealthy he'd pay $56.25B—and still have nearly $100B, more than he'd ever need
Taxation of billionaires > philanthropy from billionaires
Important to remember and acknowledge that we all have embarrassing shit in our past. I, for example, thought Dennis Miller was fucking hilarious until like 2004
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Important to remember and acknowledge that we all have embarrassing shit in our past. I, for example, thought Dennis Miller was fucking hilarious until like 2004
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My mom was watching The Final Sacrifice the other day, her favorite MST3K, and it suddenly dawned on me why Luigi's court outfit felt so familiar.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
My mom was watching The Final Sacrifice the other day, her favorite MST3K, and it suddenly dawned on me why Luigi's court outfit felt so familiar.
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optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Like every time they talk about masks or show cops in masks and I realize the show happened before COVID and before the current masked ICE/CBP shit it takes my breath away a bit and depresses me how circular history is
I’m re-watching the WATCHMEN series and it’s wild how it holds up after 6 years. Lightning in a bottle, a perfect, self-contained work.
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Like every time they talk about masks or show cops in masks and I realize the show happened before COVID and before the current masked ICE/CBP shit it takes my breath away a bit and depresses me how circular history is
I’m re-watching the WATCHMEN series and it’s wild how it holds up after 6 years. Lightning in a bottle, a perfect, self-contained work.
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’m re-watching the WATCHMEN series and it’s wild how it holds up after 6 years. Lightning in a bottle, a perfect, self-contained work.
Revenge of the Sith trades places with Solo but otherwise goddamn… Pritzker nailed it
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Revenge of the Sith trades places with Solo but otherwise goddamn… Pritzker nailed it
When my brother and I were diagnosed with ADD in the 90s it was absolutely revelatory for my mom. She still talks about core memories from childhood that would have been obvious signs if the diagnosis had been extant back then.
It's harder to freak me out about ADHD and autism as brand-new 21st century plagues when my siblings and I all had one or the other back in the 90s, and my parents are certain they did too and only weren't diagnosed because it was the 60s
I don't think I've ever disagreed and agreed more strongly with a piece, seesawing from one paragraph to the next.
Will come back to dissect.
#GiftLink #GiftArticle
Will come back to dissect.
#GiftLink #GiftArticle
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
When my brother and I were diagnosed with ADD in the 90s it was absolutely revelatory for my mom. She still talks about core memories from childhood that would have been obvious signs if the diagnosis had been extant back then.