Melissa Kaercher
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Melissa Kaercher
@chebutykin.bsky.social
Queen of the Lizard People, a benevolent despot.

I also like dogs.
The soundtrack was a banger.
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
(PSA: that gesture is an actual official help signal. If you see someone using it, they are clandestinely asking for help.)
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
UGH. I am so sorry.

You do rock those tops, though.
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Oh god, that’s horrifying.
October 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The man is distilled dapper.
October 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Does Tom Conway have an album? I don’t think so, but Google’s AI thinks he’s not only alive but also a rock musician.
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It might not surprise any of you that I own this album on vinyl.
October 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Let’s Truman Show him.
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Also, I clearly cannot count or proofread today.
October 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Two times I immediately mash the buy button on a book:

* When it is written by a friend (I left those folks off the list because of personal bias)

* When it is written by Mary Roach, who I really wish was my friend
October 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You probably heard me cackling, because goddamn, that was so hilarious to me.
October 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The Pain of Lakes PACs
October 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM