Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla!
@cheerfulexgf.bsky.social
Don't break your ankle.
Laugh at men.
She/her bi/queer
Trans rights are human rights!!!
Laugh at men.
She/her bi/queer
Trans rights are human rights!!!
Husband refuses to believe the chicken balloon is real.
I believe.
What about you??
I believe.
What about you??
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Husband refuses to believe the chicken balloon is real.
I believe.
What about you??
I believe.
What about you??
It's important you see this!
Nice peaceful nappings. #Chicken #Dogs #Balloon what could possibly go wrong?
LMAO🤣
THIS
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LMAO🤣
THIS
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youtube.com/shorts/fAmiu...
Chicken with a Balloon vs. Sleeping Dogs
YouTube video by People Shift
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December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's important you see this!
The Pope is an American Citizen and dual Peruvian citizen, does Karoline , a Catholic, think we should take the American citizenship from the Pope?
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The Pope is an American Citizen and dual Peruvian citizen, does Karoline , a Catholic, think we should take the American citizenship from the Pope?
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Charlie has feelings about her Xmas outfits
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Charlie has feelings about her Xmas outfits
My carpenter husband is SO reluctant to do ANY sort of carpentry work AT HOME that I sometimes think maybe he's a spy and carpentry is just a cover
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My carpenter husband is SO reluctant to do ANY sort of carpentry work AT HOME that I sometimes think maybe he's a spy and carpentry is just a cover
Post a movie where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Post a movie where you're from
Ok bidet company, we get it, you have a sense of humor
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ok bidet company, we get it, you have a sense of humor
I'm actually DO eat the rich news
Yesterday husband had to chop down 1 million dollars worth of custom cabinets because his super rich client decided she didn't like them.
He had to chop up ART!
it's her money and this is how she wasted it!¡!
Yesterday husband had to chop down 1 million dollars worth of custom cabinets because his super rich client decided she didn't like them.
He had to chop up ART!
it's her money and this is how she wasted it!¡!
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I'm actually DO eat the rich news
Yesterday husband had to chop down 1 million dollars worth of custom cabinets because his super rich client decided she didn't like them.
He had to chop up ART!
it's her money and this is how she wasted it!¡!
Yesterday husband had to chop down 1 million dollars worth of custom cabinets because his super rich client decided she didn't like them.
He had to chop up ART!
it's her money and this is how she wasted it!¡!
Some of us like little tricks to help keep off the holiday weight, THIS, pinned to your fridge, should do the trick!
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Some of us like little tricks to help keep off the holiday weight, THIS, pinned to your fridge, should do the trick!
Do you think RFK drank that milk raw tho?
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Do you think RFK drank that milk raw tho?
Good news!
Dad could be coming home by Thanksgiving!!🎉
Less good news: I may have to help him with toileting 😐
All of your good thoughts with his OT progress are really appreciated rn!
Dad could be coming home by Thanksgiving!!🎉
Less good news: I may have to help him with toileting 😐
All of your good thoughts with his OT progress are really appreciated rn!
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Good news!
Dad could be coming home by Thanksgiving!!🎉
Less good news: I may have to help him with toileting 😐
All of your good thoughts with his OT progress are really appreciated rn!
Dad could be coming home by Thanksgiving!!🎉
Less good news: I may have to help him with toileting 😐
All of your good thoughts with his OT progress are really appreciated rn!
Charlie tho
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Charlie tho
Charlie did EXCELLENT with her first dog training!!
We worked on meeting dogs and calming down.
We worked on meeting dogs and calming down.
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Charlie did EXCELLENT with her first dog training!!
We worked on meeting dogs and calming down.
We worked on meeting dogs and calming down.
Here's one to block or throw into a volcano
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Here's one to block or throw into a volcano
I am RARELY home alone in the evening and tonight daughter and my husband went out, I was so happy to have some me time but my husband has been texting me all fucking night😐
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I am RARELY home alone in the evening and tonight daughter and my husband went out, I was so happy to have some me time but my husband has been texting me all fucking night😐
So yesterday I got a Facebook msg and friend request from a cousin, dad's niece, who I haven't seen or heard from in at least 40 years.
I was excited to reconnect bc I love family etc.
After some pleasantries she asked about my sister
I was excited to reconnect bc I love family etc.
After some pleasantries she asked about my sister
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
So yesterday I got a Facebook msg and friend request from a cousin, dad's niece, who I haven't seen or heard from in at least 40 years.
I was excited to reconnect bc I love family etc.
After some pleasantries she asked about my sister
I was excited to reconnect bc I love family etc.
After some pleasantries she asked about my sister
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listen, we've all had a lot of fun today learning that we truly are ruled by a pedophiliac cabal that permeates every level of big business and government, but also let's not take our eye off the fact that the senate Dems completely betrayed their base and must be primaried until they're all gone
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
listen, we've all had a lot of fun today learning that we truly are ruled by a pedophiliac cabal that permeates every level of big business and government, but also let's not take our eye off the fact that the senate Dems completely betrayed their base and must be primaried until they're all gone
Jeffries sent me a text begging for money
I replied with several laughing emojis and a promise to support primarying ALL of them.
I ended telling him and Schumer to resign if they love America
I replied with several laughing emojis and a promise to support primarying ALL of them.
I ended telling him and Schumer to resign if they love America
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Jeffries sent me a text begging for money
I replied with several laughing emojis and a promise to support primarying ALL of them.
I ended telling him and Schumer to resign if they love America
I replied with several laughing emojis and a promise to support primarying ALL of them.
I ended telling him and Schumer to resign if they love America
Most of us wouldn't brag about having a libertarian for a friend Megyn
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Most of us wouldn't brag about having a libertarian for a friend Megyn
Charlie is completely against bathrooms, she will not even stick her snoot in one or even walk through the one that goes from family room to front hall.
I'm sure she must know that bathrooms hold the dreaded bath
I'm sure she must know that bathrooms hold the dreaded bath
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Charlie is completely against bathrooms, she will not even stick her snoot in one or even walk through the one that goes from family room to front hall.
I'm sure she must know that bathrooms hold the dreaded bath
I'm sure she must know that bathrooms hold the dreaded bath
Maki is certain that we cloned Casey for her and she's very pleased that just as she thought, life is 100% about her needs and wants
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Maki is certain that we cloned Casey for her and she's very pleased that just as she thought, life is 100% about her needs and wants
Charlie is really settling in great!
She and Maki are being friendly and she absolutely loves ball
She and Maki are being friendly and she absolutely loves ball
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Charlie is really settling in great!
She and Maki are being friendly and she absolutely loves ball
She and Maki are being friendly and she absolutely loves ball
They made 344 million in the last quarter 2024
The CEO got 13 million for the year
I think they could find some pocket change to give workers a paid holiday.
www.forbes.com/sites/brucej...
The CEO got 13 million for the year
I think they could find some pocket change to give workers a paid holiday.
www.forbes.com/sites/brucej...
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
They made 344 million in the last quarter 2024
The CEO got 13 million for the year
I think they could find some pocket change to give workers a paid holiday.
www.forbes.com/sites/brucej...
The CEO got 13 million for the year
I think they could find some pocket change to give workers a paid holiday.
www.forbes.com/sites/brucej...
UpFUCKINGDATE!!!!
The idiot guy, who most definitely should be beaten with a rock
Added Brazilian Butt Lift pics to add his slide contribution
The idiot guy, who most definitely should be beaten with a rock
Added Brazilian Butt Lift pics to add his slide contribution
Daughter is doing a group project in communication and her partners are
A. A young lady who talks about how Kirk was such a great Christian and Christians are persecuted
B. A guy who says he's psychic and that women should be trad wives
Their shared topic is sexism 😐
A. A young lady who talks about how Kirk was such a great Christian and Christians are persecuted
B. A guy who says he's psychic and that women should be trad wives
Their shared topic is sexism 😐
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
UpFUCKINGDATE!!!!
The idiot guy, who most definitely should be beaten with a rock
Added Brazilian Butt Lift pics to add his slide contribution
The idiot guy, who most definitely should be beaten with a rock
Added Brazilian Butt Lift pics to add his slide contribution