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David Furniture
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[high-pitched grinding noises] (he/him)
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
they sold it a month ago but that fell through. must be haunted.
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
yes i hope he wins but i still fail to see what this has to do with affordability
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i'm about to make a deal with a pah wraith to get this game wrapped up already
October 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
embarrassing. this used to be a proper country.
October 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
the example of shrink-flation that pisses me off the most is this fucking bread slice shape. naturally, the bag obscures the cross-section of the loaf. who world want to eat anything made with two pieces of this shit? at what angle am i supposed to cut let alone eat this mushroom cloud sandwich?
October 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
sitting in my darkened bedroom listening to 'just of flies' with this green king respectfully averting his gaze
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
booty had me like
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i'd buy an lp that came in a jacket that looked like this in a microsecond
October 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
October 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
love to have options
October 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
lately i'm feeling like this style of crouched calabash bowl is becoming my favorite to turn. this one jumped off the lathe 5 times before it was done, could've been noticably bigger, and has some cracks that go all the way through. still, it's lovely padauk, very solid, and it makes me happy.
October 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
the hole where the eye socket was is still there and now it looks like the knot work is winking cheekily
October 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
me on online me on not online
October 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
October 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
hell yeah kitty mess me up
October 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
thanks! nothing like it. here's the recipe. it's a craig claibourne. basically foolproof. i sub turkey for the beef and serve it over rice with colby-jack and sour cream/greek yogurt. i usually make the spice mix ahead of time and just do the chopping and cooking on the day.
October 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
ROLL that beautiful i-will-cut-you-if-you-suggest-i-add even-a-single bean footage!
October 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
[smiling beatifically]

we love to see it
October 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
October 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
he's not ready
October 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM