the sod has spoken
@cheesestank.bsky.social
she/they himbo 💜 living with chronic reskeeter disorder
you’re telling me thee peak year I was obsessed with Jeremy Sumpter he was in my goddamn state filming a movie??? talk about Star crossed lovers smh
May 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
you’re telling me thee peak year I was obsessed with Jeremy Sumpter he was in my goddamn state filming a movie??? talk about Star crossed lovers smh
Lmao I love living in Oregon
![A screenshot of a text convo. “That sounds fun! I’ll Def be there” “Weee! 💗” “Do you have the address? Is this that garage behind that one sex store off [censored with a key emoji]” “It is! [censored with a coffin emoji. It’s a byob situation btw lol”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xyebystpmpre2afsvyjewk4b/bafkreidsjt7b6vkc4ibmwwrxevk6tmdk4nxkmgrbpjhlwuyzkjbdx4drn4@jpeg)
April 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Lmao I love living in Oregon
Women be shoplifting ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Gender affirming shopping addiction
April 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Women be shoplifting ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Gender affirming shopping addiction
April 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Gender affirming shopping addiction
I have recently discovered this cool life hack: making martinis at home
Have u guys heard of this??
Have u guys heard of this??
April 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I have recently discovered this cool life hack: making martinis at home
Have u guys heard of this??
Have u guys heard of this??
say bye bye mayor grandma
April 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
say bye bye mayor grandma
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White boys need to start doing The Worm at parties again.
April 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
White boys need to start doing The Worm at parties again.
a rare shot of The Boy enjoying a super scwungey chin scwatch (also everyone pray for me bc he has to stay overnight 3 days at the vet and I’m crying abt it)
April 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
a rare shot of The Boy enjoying a super scwungey chin scwatch (also everyone pray for me bc he has to stay overnight 3 days at the vet and I’m crying abt it)
Oh, what’s in my canvas tote bag? Cbd gummies, Prozac, and the raincoat I needed this morning but not this afternoon
April 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Oh, what’s in my canvas tote bag? Cbd gummies, Prozac, and the raincoat I needed this morning but not this afternoon
Loretta Lynn, I was not familiar with your game
April 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Loretta Lynn, I was not familiar with your game
Hey, good job everyone. We don’t often successfully cancel sex pests. But I haven’t seen or heard from James Franco in like at least 10 years. Proud of us 🥲
April 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Hey, good job everyone. We don’t often successfully cancel sex pests. But I haven’t seen or heard from James Franco in like at least 10 years. Proud of us 🥲
I promise I don’t mean this in a film bro way but I’m getting tripped out by encountering an actor that isn’t a major star but has been in several like, decently big movies that like, most ppl would’ve heard of. But I am going thru his filmography and have literally never seen anything he’s been in.
April 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I promise I don’t mean this in a film bro way but I’m getting tripped out by encountering an actor that isn’t a major star but has been in several like, decently big movies that like, most ppl would’ve heard of. But I am going thru his filmography and have literally never seen anything he’s been in.
hey yeah we’ll be okay
March 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
hey yeah we’ll be okay
whoever put rewind on the right and fast forward on the left should honestly be drawn and quartered and tortured in hell forever in my opinion and that’s me going easy on them
March 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
whoever put rewind on the right and fast forward on the left should honestly be drawn and quartered and tortured in hell forever in my opinion and that’s me going easy on them
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an ass that won't quit and also cannot be easily fired due to an ironclad collectively-bargained contract, won by the ass and her union comrades
March 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
an ass that won't quit and also cannot be easily fired due to an ironclad collectively-bargained contract, won by the ass and her union comrades
ran out of one substance and just remembered that i have another substance in my house c:
March 15, 2025 at 8:24 AM
ran out of one substance and just remembered that i have another substance in my house c:
hello from whatever this headspace is
March 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
hello from whatever this headspace is
I hope Mr. Eve Six is having an ice evening
March 15, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I hope Mr. Eve Six is having an ice evening
what I’m about to say is definitely these vibes
March 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
what I’m about to say is definitely these vibes
where are my gays?!?? has anyone seen my gays !!!!
March 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
where are my gays?!?? has anyone seen my gays !!!!
it is so important to queen out as often as possible
March 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
it is so important to queen out as often as possible
my office consists of me (32f), my coworker (27m) and our manager (45f) and a couple weeks ago my coworker asked us what no child left behind was
March 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
my office consists of me (32f), my coworker (27m) and our manager (45f) and a couple weeks ago my coworker asked us what no child left behind was
I know it’s eternally corny to jokingly panic about aging (like when I was a kid it was corny for grown ups to be like “have you ever seen a record player”) or whatever but it’s also an inevitable of the human condition
March 15, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I know it’s eternally corny to jokingly panic about aging (like when I was a kid it was corny for grown ups to be like “have you ever seen a record player”) or whatever but it’s also an inevitable of the human condition
My mom used to hold me and my sister down to pluck our eyebrows and promised us that it would hurt less and hair would stop growing back eventually and I never believed her but unfortunately it’s true and my baseline is mismatched :/
March 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
My mom used to hold me and my sister down to pluck our eyebrows and promised us that it would hurt less and hair would stop growing back eventually and I never believed her but unfortunately it’s true and my baseline is mismatched :/