Chief Georgia O' Keef
@jumanjimachine.bsky.social
Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.
Pinned
Year 2049:
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.
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We found an Account
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
We found an Account
Smokin on that Dimetapp Grape Vape flavor
December 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Smokin on that Dimetapp Grape Vape flavor
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I am once again asking you to 'Smang It' with me.
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I am once again asking you to 'Smang It' with me.
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Me to all my random new followers:
a woman is standing next to a small dog on a wooden floor .
ALT: a woman is standing next to a small dog on a wooden floor .
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Me to all my random new followers:
I cancelled my Spotify account in August so it's wild I am still in the top 0.6% of Blondshell fans sans 4 months.
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I cancelled my Spotify account in August so it's wild I am still in the top 0.6% of Blondshell fans sans 4 months.
ORVILLE PECK IS VEGA!?!?!?!?
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
ORVILLE PECK IS VEGA!?!?!?!?
I thought Upscroll was an Updog situation.
December 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I thought Upscroll was an Updog situation.
I've been wearing these work boots for only 3 months and they are already falling apart.
December 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I've been wearing these work boots for only 3 months and they are already falling apart.
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When a mutual posts about going to bed
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
When a mutual posts about going to bed
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The saddest death in gaming (will cry)
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The saddest death in gaming (will cry)
Extremely innocent thing to do
December 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Extremely innocent thing to do
Hearing a five year old absolutely lose it when I call the cartoon character "Sponch Skrob" and thinking maybe my father wasn't actually as funny as I remember him being.
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hearing a five year old absolutely lose it when I call the cartoon character "Sponch Skrob" and thinking maybe my father wasn't actually as funny as I remember him being.
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Jesse Plemons losing it to Stavvy
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Jesse Plemons losing it to Stavvy
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There are two basic reactions people have to ChatGPT
1) OMG I USE HIM FOR EVERYTHING AND WE’RE GETTING MARRIED
2) I preferred Google when it used to work.
You know which one you are. Every human being on the planet already knows.
1) OMG I USE HIM FOR EVERYTHING AND WE’RE GETTING MARRIED
2) I preferred Google when it used to work.
You know which one you are. Every human being on the planet already knows.
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
There are two basic reactions people have to ChatGPT
1) OMG I USE HIM FOR EVERYTHING AND WE’RE GETTING MARRIED
2) I preferred Google when it used to work.
You know which one you are. Every human being on the planet already knows.
1) OMG I USE HIM FOR EVERYTHING AND WE’RE GETTING MARRIED
2) I preferred Google when it used to work.
You know which one you are. Every human being on the planet already knows.
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Telling my kids this was Evangelion
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Telling my kids this was Evangelion
Just ate Silkworm for the first time. (Not pictured: the other 8 skewers of silkworm I ate)
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Just ate Silkworm for the first time. (Not pictured: the other 8 skewers of silkworm I ate)
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
🎶MUSIC MAKE YOU LOSE CONTROL🎶
Ciara Missy Elliott
Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh🎶
Ciara Missy Elliott
Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh🎶
Dancing Dance GIF
ALT: Dancing Dance GIF
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
🎶MUSIC MAKE YOU LOSE CONTROL🎶
Ciara Missy Elliott
Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh🎶
Ciara Missy Elliott
Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh🎶
Enough about your eczema, how about you get those eggs uhh in muh bed
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Enough about your eczema, how about you get those eggs uhh in muh bed
Sorry for everyone's post who just got liked, I thought I was on someone's personal page.
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Sorry for everyone's post who just got liked, I thought I was on someone's personal page.
Someone on Reddit got a picture of this guy. He was back out there on the same overpass.
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Someone on Reddit got a picture of this guy. He was back out there on the same overpass.
Yo Billy Zane was the bomb in The Phantom.
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Yo Billy Zane was the bomb in The Phantom.
What an enormous downgrade in cover art.
December 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
What an enormous downgrade in cover art.
It's gonna be Blood Ocean irl
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It's gonna be Blood Ocean irl