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jumanjimachine.bsky.social
Local Concerned Citizen
@jumanjimachine.bsky.social
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Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · Dec 19
Year 2049:
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 53m
An empaths haunted house.
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 3h
Silent Hill is a very walkable town at least.
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 4h
So both?
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 4h
No clue who this guy is. Every time he comes up it's something stupid.
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 5h
Doing my company's open enrollment and HSA/FSA feels like such a scam, the stupidest attempt at making healthcare "affordable."
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 5h
What happened to it?
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 1d
WHAT YEAR IS IT?
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 1d
Nathan Fielder reminds me a lot of the book No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai.
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 1d
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 2d
Parry and dodge ONLY. I need to counter attack, not stand there blocking like a chump.
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 2d
Hell yeah this song SLAPPED.
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 3d
appreciated seeing “READ DUNE” added to the ongoing defacement of this ad
a defaced / graffitied advertisement for “Friend” the horrible AI pendant thing. “A.I. is NOT YOUR FRIEND!!” “READ DUNE!!”
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 3d
*Crying*
It's exactly what Danté would have wanted.
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 3d
Is that like an Oyster Bar?
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 3d
When people ask me my ethnicity
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Calvinboo Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 4d
I need yall to show the same fucking amount of grief for the destruction of these creatures as you showed for a stupid fucking mansion in DC
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 4d
Put that bloghaus mixtape on. It's time to shine
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 4d
Paramount has hired Vlonepredator.
Vlonepredator pfp. The twitter user who would turn peoples selfies into black or chinese versions of themselves.
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 4d
The Postal Service always comes through.
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 4d
Go on play your Video Games
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 4d
That new Tame Impala song "Son of Blacula" or whatever.
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 4d
I really wanna go here to see these horrors that inspired Lovecraft.
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 4d
Only if I can do this back
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 4d
There is something offensively mediocre about the Foo Fighters that repulses me.
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Local Concerned Citizen @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 4d
There's a chance things will get better.
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