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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 1m

It’s clear from the title that this artist was a young man.

A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 3m

What’s wrong, honey? You’ve barely touched you corn dong.

A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 1h

I’d say Eric was one of the most successful mayors in history measured by how much cash he embezzled.

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 9h

a picture of a man with the words yes blingee above him

Alt: A normal picture of young Robert Pattinson, but there’s a fake sparkle effect overlaid on top and the word “YES” in all caps near the bottom. A watermark for the brand “Blingee” is visible in the corner.

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 9h

Just saw the live musical version of that episode in a local production. Pretty great. Kids loved it.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20h

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 9h

Is that like the Rizzler but for dings?

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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 13h

topical

a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 10h

What server is everyone on? Or is it only cool if you roll your own?

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 10h

My retired parents regularly volunteer for a local food bank, and there’s an Air Force base here, so their Saturdays are probably going to look like this for a while.

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 10h

Gotta handle the stress
Of getting loose from your cage
Never settle for less
In the cardiac age

Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 12h

Never in my life have I ever read a medical report that lists "cardiac age" in it. That isn't a thing.

Reuters @reuters.com · 12h

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 10h

Since we’re just making shit up, here in Abilene, they canceled Book of Mormon, a comedy about missionaries changing the world with their sincere faith, because it was too woke.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 19h

lying

Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 20h

How OpenAI put itself at the centre of a $1tn network of deals on.ft.com/4q0tjCV

How OpenAI put itself at the centre of a $1tn network of deals

The company behind ChatGPT has signed agreements with many of the largest tech groups, adding to a growing web of financial dependencies across the AI world

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 18h

Doing a Coheed and Cambria:
Jungle 2 Jungle
Silent Jungle 3
I’m Burning Jungle 4
The Year of the Black Jungle

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 19h

Th… this is my comic. It was made for me!

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 20h

Everybody with enough money to buy an island wants us all dead.

I think money is a problem yall

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buster skeetin @busterskeetin.bsky.social · 2d

I walk around blasting Better Offline from a speaker to ward off the AI hype morons buzzing around. It's like an Ed Zitronella candle

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, that’s real low since ICE is doing 10,000% more things to get assaulted for

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 1d

Slipped an extra “a” in there. Guess Lee’s Italian now.

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 1d

“And I’m proud to be a Nazi man, where a the people can’t be free. And I won’t forget the many bribes that took my rights from me”

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 1d

Gang, gang, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Mozart!

Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1d

Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!

A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 1d

I’m just a simple country dictator. I don’t know Latin phrases like Habeeb a Corpo.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

It must be so fucking fun to be an opinion columnist. It must feel incredible. "I was today years old when i realized Johnny cash is cool" and I make a million dollars a year

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 1d

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.

Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.

on.wsj.com

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

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