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An old spy in a hurry
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When I think "where the vast majority of Americans actually are," I think about the millionaire lawyer for Jeffrey Epstein & Harvey Weinstein & Donald Trump who was recently in the news for threatening to sue a pierogi seller in Martha's Vineyard, where he has one of his homes.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Oh, just realized it’s almost the best time of the year: when I dig up the playlist of creepy medieval Advent hymns that @clivethompson.bsky.social and I collaborated on years ago because it’s the only acceptable music to listen to for most of the season!!! Get excited folks
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Please tell me Everton have a song for Dewsbury-Hall to the tune of "Blueberry Hill"
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Do not remember the last time I enjoyed a soccer game that much. We should slap each other in the face more often.
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The greatest peril in loving a piece of art apparently is that someone else might not like it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
lol, people on here be crazy stupid
no the new york times does not make money off of my once-a-year post about rogue one
The whole business model is just rage bait at this point. Just don’t engage with these people.
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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[regular Pooh bear image] "fart walk"
[sophisticated Pooh bear image] "constitutional"
Breaking news this morning at the Washington Post. And you people think I should cancel my subscription??
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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normalise serving chocolate milk at parties
I do not drink because I have almost no tolerance for it anymore (one margarita is too much).

If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water

Lots of options!
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I'm obviously running in the wrong circles, none of my friends has ever said a peep about scaffolding.
are the liberal elite ok
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Me, young, naive, reading Gibson: Holy shit a future where technology drives international geopolitics sounds amazing

Me, middle aged, reading the news: The guy who wrote a fucked up IM client says France wants to assassinate Candace Owens because of Charlie Kirk stop please no more
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Randomly clicked on a clip of Matthew Rhys on Conan's podcast and I'm now hearing him speaking in his real accent for the first time and I'm like, why are you doing a bad Anthony Hopkins impression?
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Open the pod bay doors, Charlie Brown.
I drink your milkshake, Charlie Brown!
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
It's kind of mind-blowing seeing some of those early Clannad appearances before she went off on her own

youtu.be/-ZwplHizrZM?...
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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humiliating myself and going full right wing to insinuate myself into the president's circle for the sole purpose of convincing him to bully a billionaire into funding a Nice Guys sequel
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
No, I am your father, Charles Brown.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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I was at the st Augustine alligator farm in 4th grade and this presenter was all like “well you know dogs kill more people every year than venomous snakes” and I asked “what would happen if we had as many pet venomous snakes as pet dogs?”

No answer. He was devastated.
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Checks out
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The worst thing about this is that it might work with kids and wives but has absolutely no effect on the cats.
It's not the worst thing I've seen about lanyards this week
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Well, that was an awful way to put off doing the grocery shopping.
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Even before Clear Channel bought everything and developed packaged radio stations, the alt-rock station in San Diego played a healthy amount of Beatles alongside the new wave and post-punk bands.
As someone who is this guy's age I can tell you 100% that if you were into Pixies, Nirvana, 120 Minutes stuff, etc. but didn't like the Beatles you had to have worked hard to contort yourself into that special little box. Your enemy, if you absolutely needed one, was hair metal. GTFO here with this.
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Just look at this seditious claptrap.
Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point:
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I've had a soft spot for McLaren since I first started watching F1, but if they tank both of their drivers' chances at the championship this late in the game will they be the biggest bottlers in all of motorsports?
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Entire sport had an Amazing Fake Kicks contest today
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
F1 finally had several races with decent TV direction, but they're making up for that mistake in spades tonight in Vegas.
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM