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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 7h

If the product owner could refrain from sounding like Lumberg from Office Space, that would be great.

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 10h

Paul Frazee when asked why they banned AJ Link.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10h

A woman says “Bank of England flags risk of
'sudden correction' in tech stocks inflated by AI” And a man opens a calendar to see Ed Zitron, the smiling man

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 12h

There isn’t a national antifa organization, but if you wanted to create one, sending your Sardaukar to subdue all the major cities would be a great way to kick it off.

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GenderQueeries 🇨🇦 @genderqueeries.ca · 20h

That was the message they wanted to send.

We can do anything to anyone, regardless of how peaceful they are.

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 19h

“Buy our paper and we’ll show you a really funny joke our guy said. It’s so great, totally worth the price, you gotta believe us”

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 20h

Everybody make fun tonight
Savage barb from Steve Cheung tonight

A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 20h

Eagles - Life in the Fast Lane

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 20h

Forget it, pork. It’s the Fediverse.

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 20h

I would never step foot in a Hobby Lobby, but you’d 100% see two guys like this in there and three women.

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 22h

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Mooniform - Dinosaur Tom

YouTube video by Mooniform

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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 23h

I don't get why people twist themselves into pretzels to definitively say if someone is "good now" or "bad now" before discussing what they did now, like Gavin Newsom. Just say "what he just did is good" or "what he just did is bad," you don't have to enter a score for him, it's not a required field

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 22h

Christ

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 23h

We’re gonna take all this extra revenue we got from not exporting farm goods, and we’ll spend it on helping the farmers not export their goods. Perfect economy.

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 1d

Truly, madly, layly

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 1d

You know what? Fuck despair, I’m gonna fuckin thrive and live to see those who would poison our world fade and be forgotten

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mother dysnomia 🌚 @mamatried.bsky.social · 1d

lol it’s this guy

Tweet from 11/2/24 showing Harry Sisson and his 4 friends in a car that reads “we’re Gen Z voters and we all PROUDLY voted for Kamala Harris! Real men support Harris”

Robert J O’Neill quotes it with

“You're not men. You're boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.”

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 1d

TOS was a bit politically incoherent. There’s an episode where Kirk is on trial, and the court finds that Kirk is a special boy who never made any mistakes but people are jealous of him.

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love & barley 🐸🌶️🪏🎃 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 2d

give greta thunberg a gundam

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 1d

He’s planning to reduce the population until it’s true.

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 1d

So you want cursed artifact forgers to starve? Your non-evil privilege is showing. 😤

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 1d

Does your gang work on choreography for your dance fights against ICE and other gangs? Are you a shark or a jet?

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 1d

Describe your BlueSky account in one image: I just posted mine a couple days ago.

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Medium D. Holloween @mediumhollow.bsky.social · 1d

Describe your Bluesky account in one image? Sure, any excuse to post the gutter rat selfie

Greasy, tattooed and balding 30 something white guy grimacing behind a dumpster

A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 1d

You’ve given away so many great jokes on here. It’s time to start getting paid for them.

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A Monster Mullins in Texas @amullinstx.bsky.social · 1d

Super Bowl end zones this year to say “just keep being racist I guess”

The Athletic @theathletic.com · Feb 4

According to two league sources, Sunday’s game between the Chiefs and Eagles will mark the first time since February 2021 that “End Racism” is not included as a message in the back of a Super Bowl end zone.

More from @mikesilver.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/611...

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