Chief Georgia O' Keef
@jumanjimachine.bsky.social
Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.
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Year 2049:
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.
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they should do this again but with the entirety of cum town
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
they should do this again but with the entirety of cum town
If you see this, quote this post with a game you would instantly buy if it got resmastered/remade!
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
If you see this, quote this post with a game you would instantly buy if it got resmastered/remade!
Went to the library for the first time in years. It's poppin at the library nowadays. They have all kinds of events, Guided meditation, stained glass classes, family movies.
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Went to the library for the first time in years. It's poppin at the library nowadays. They have all kinds of events, Guided meditation, stained glass classes, family movies.
Everything reminds me of her*
*12ft tall Home Depot skeleton
*12ft tall Home Depot skeleton
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Everything reminds me of her*
*12ft tall Home Depot skeleton
*12ft tall Home Depot skeleton
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"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
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I only eat stuff with poppyseeds so I can pretend I'm eating ants.
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I only eat stuff with poppyseeds so I can pretend I'm eating ants.
We 👏need👏a👏reboot👏of👏Dr.Quinn👏Medicine👏Woman👏
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
We 👏need👏a👏reboot👏of👏Dr.Quinn👏Medicine👏Woman👏
That Lucy is so mean to Charlie Brown, always tricking him with the football. That boy don't deserve that. Shameful.
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
That Lucy is so mean to Charlie Brown, always tricking him with the football. That boy don't deserve that. Shameful.
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wake up babes, IT'S SPIDER SATURDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
UNBOXING 6 NEW TARANTULAS from Spider Shoppe + Tarantula List Tool
YouTube video by Eight-Legged Babes
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
wake up babes, IT'S SPIDER SATURDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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why do you think the wealthy love ai so much i'll give you a hint it isn't that they're stupid
AI Bots Can Manipulate Online Polls, New Research Shows - Campaigns & Elections share.google/Nf21cCIg1SSn...
AI Bots Can Manipulate Online Polls, New Research Shows
A new paper underscores the emerging threat AI poses to a pillar of modern data collection and public opinion research.
share.google
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
why do you think the wealthy love ai so much i'll give you a hint it isn't that they're stupid
Drying my spare change at the laundromat, haters are mad but my change has never been hotter.
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Drying my spare change at the laundromat, haters are mad but my change has never been hotter.
Guy who loves Rick Astley voice:
Uhhhhh yeah we should bring back Rick-Rollin'
Uhhhhh yeah we should bring back Rick-Rollin'
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Guy who loves Rick Astley voice:
Uhhhhh yeah we should bring back Rick-Rollin'
Uhhhhh yeah we should bring back Rick-Rollin'
3 episodes in to Welcome To Derry and it's not bad at all like I heard. As a show it's good, I can see how it doesnt quite fit into the King universe.
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
3 episodes in to Welcome To Derry and it's not bad at all like I heard. As a show it's good, I can see how it doesnt quite fit into the King universe.
Hey mom. Yeah I'm in the champage room and there's sex in here. Yeah I know, everyone said there wouldn't be but there is. Yeah can you pick me up. No no there's not even actual champagne in here.
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hey mom. Yeah I'm in the champage room and there's sex in here. Yeah I know, everyone said there wouldn't be but there is. Yeah can you pick me up. No no there's not even actual champagne in here.
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"Hi Sandy, hope you're doing well..."
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Hi Sandy, hope you're doing well..."
I love the "Popular With Friends" tab. Let's me know I follow the right people.
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I love the "Popular With Friends" tab. Let's me know I follow the right people.
Got the green light to cross the street and started to walk when a car comes up to go right, not stopping. He is looking the other direction, All I do is let out a monotone sarcastic "Ahhhhhh" and he brakes 3ft from me and looks terrified, I just laugh and keep walking. Sums up how I been feeling.
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Got the green light to cross the street and started to walk when a car comes up to go right, not stopping. He is looking the other direction, All I do is let out a monotone sarcastic "Ahhhhhh" and he brakes 3ft from me and looks terrified, I just laugh and keep walking. Sums up how I been feeling.
The Carpenter's Son was surprisingly not bad. I dunno if Nic Cage was the right casting choice. But really Noah Jupe and Isla Johnston absolutely carried this movie. Was trying to figure out how Christians would feel about this movie, I don't think they'd appreciate teen Jesus murdering a kid.
Can't believe they are making a movie about teen Jesus with FKA Twigs as Mary and Nicholas Cage as Joseph. What an insane green light.
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The Carpenter's Son was surprisingly not bad. I dunno if Nic Cage was the right casting choice. But really Noah Jupe and Isla Johnston absolutely carried this movie. Was trying to figure out how Christians would feel about this movie, I don't think they'd appreciate teen Jesus murdering a kid.
It fumkin chilly today.
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It fumkin chilly today.
Oh hell yeah
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Oh hell yeah
I could have learned so many valuable skills in my youth like how to use Linux, or mechanic skills. Instead I learned how to be really good at Counter Strike and Halo, neither of which are helping me as an adult.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I could have learned so many valuable skills in my youth like how to use Linux, or mechanic skills. Instead I learned how to be really good at Counter Strike and Halo, neither of which are helping me as an adult.
The best turkey I have ever made was when I followed this recipe for a friendsgiving. If you're worried about making a bad turkey stop and make this instead.
seemagetsbaked.com/recipe/tando...
seemagetsbaked.com/recipe/tando...
Tandoori Turkey and Masala Gravy 2.0
<p>Introducing Tandoori Turkey and Masala Gravy 2.0 – a bold twist on a festive classic. This version infuses rich, aromatic spices with succulent turkey, bringing layers of flavour to every bite. Get...
seemagetsbaked.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The best turkey I have ever made was when I followed this recipe for a friendsgiving. If you're worried about making a bad turkey stop and make this instead.
seemagetsbaked.com/recipe/tando...
seemagetsbaked.com/recipe/tando...
Freshly grinding pepper over Mac'N'Cheese to scare the hoes.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Freshly grinding pepper over Mac'N'Cheese to scare the hoes.
Rolled credits on Pokemon Z-A.
I played Pokémon as a kid and jumped back in with Arceus and then Scarlet/Violet.
Out of the new gen games ZA is my least fav and feels like a step backwards. They seem to have spared every expense they could and it shows.
I played Pokémon as a kid and jumped back in with Arceus and then Scarlet/Violet.
Out of the new gen games ZA is my least fav and feels like a step backwards. They seem to have spared every expense they could and it shows.
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Rolled credits on Pokemon Z-A.
I played Pokémon as a kid and jumped back in with Arceus and then Scarlet/Violet.
Out of the new gen games ZA is my least fav and feels like a step backwards. They seem to have spared every expense they could and it shows.
I played Pokémon as a kid and jumped back in with Arceus and then Scarlet/Violet.
Out of the new gen games ZA is my least fav and feels like a step backwards. They seem to have spared every expense they could and it shows.
You're in the limelight, I'm in the lemonlight. We are not the same.
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You're in the limelight, I'm in the lemonlight. We are not the same.