I wish it had been.

Unfortunately it was shared.

Me in my tuxedo with red sequin suspenders and bow tie

Flashbacks to being 8 and learning the sign language to this song for my dance troupe before anybody (anybody really) knew about Wicked.

It was like the scene in Napoleon Dynamite

Say, "Thank you, Chef"

Doordash initiated.

One bag of pickles on its way to your location.

You've been fairly warned

Nah, not strange. Pickling literally injects different flavors into the cucumber. Cucumbers on their own I have always found to be slightly bitter

Chef Dan is giving bribes

Very small if false

Yes. I think they just generally considered them as their own plant, that has clearly been processed in some way.

In the same vein,

Raisins are grapes,

Prunes are plums,

chipotle peppers are jalapeños,

coriander and cilantro are the same plant,

and "chips" are usually potatoes or corn.

If anybody wants to treat it like a hidden picture try to find the infinity and ankh symbols.

I drew inspiration from The Sun, The Moon, The Star, The Fool, Wheel of Fortune, The World, Judgment, The Tower and a few other little nods. And in each corner are the suits.