chelsea cruz
@chelccruzy.bsky.social
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word clown. rita's mom. married to a skeleton named Sean. spokesperson for waterworld on @attractioneers.bsky.social
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I said none of this in the moment because I was so frazzled by sirens, lights and the sounds of everything.

I did say, “give up one more time for the opener…a car crash”.
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The only thing separating myself from the car crash were hedges.

I didn’t kill it tonight but they surely could have, am I right?
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I did stand up next to a car crash today. Which was a new setting for me because usually when I do stand up it’s a train wreck.

HEYO.

No but seriously everyone was fine.
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Give me energy root maaaaan
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You really put that dog through hell but amazing work!!
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wait she could have just been calling back to me “here’s your sweet tea”

oh no 😟
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Do you ever go to the drive-thru sad but leave happy because the lady at the window called you a sweetie pie?
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Stand for something you HACK
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Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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I don’t have the official email but I just paid off my student loans 🎉

Now if someone out there could option one of my scripts or put me in a writer’s room, I’ve literally paid my dues.
Purchasable skeleton from Walmart
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I feel like it slowly crept up in LA and then gets worse every time I’m in Hollywood
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Honored to have my portrait up in the Fonda Theater.
I don’t know how to describe this. Rat goblin with a veil
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The Bluesky CEO is a coward and I dare them to take away my account for saying Trans lives matter and transphobes should eat shit 🖕
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hayao.lol
most relatable genius 📽️
headline reading 

John Carpenter on being a master of horror: "I just want to play video games"
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Does Perfect Blue in 4K count as a Halloween movie?
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brb doing alchemy on October 3rd.