chelsea cruz
@chelccruzy.bsky.social
word clown.
rita's mom.
married to a skeleton named Sean.
spokesperson for waterworld on @attractioneers.bsky.social
rita's mom.
married to a skeleton named Sean.
spokesperson for waterworld on @attractioneers.bsky.social
Pinned
Oh these are for whites.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh these are for whites.
A comedian for the people.
Also wow a living tombstone shirt. Go off.
Also wow a living tombstone shirt. Go off.
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
A comedian for the people.
Also wow a living tombstone shirt. Go off.
Also wow a living tombstone shirt. Go off.
Getting through @defunctland.bsky.social’s new video and being sad about a retired Dinosaur.
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Getting through @defunctland.bsky.social’s new video and being sad about a retired Dinosaur.
I said what I said
My wife in reference to Cookie Puss: “or Mr. Puss if ya nasty”
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I said what I said
It’s true so sad
Rita unfortunately has little baby syndrome. Nothing we can do 😩
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It’s true so sad
Back to the Future is the story of Marty and Biff falling in love in every timeline.
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Back to the Future is the story of Marty and Biff falling in love in every timeline.
Not too late to cast me as Ludwig in Super Mario Galaxy.
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Not too late to cast me as Ludwig in Super Mario Galaxy.
Los Angeles. The only city where you can pay for parking and get a parking ticket at the same time.
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Los Angeles. The only city where you can pay for parking and get a parking ticket at the same time.
Guys, I made Pho.
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Guys, I made Pho.
There’s a rescue that made a compilation video of available dogs and puppies using the song My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski.
I’m about to adopt 30 dogs.
I’m about to adopt 30 dogs.
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
There’s a rescue that made a compilation video of available dogs and puppies using the song My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski.
I’m about to adopt 30 dogs.
I’m about to adopt 30 dogs.
Reposted by chelsea cruz
Wife PRETTY
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Wife PRETTY
Every year on my birthday I watch The Office episode Lecture Circuit and every year when Michael says he has a mnemonic device for remembering names and then just calls someone Shirty gets me every time.
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Every year on my birthday I watch The Office episode Lecture Circuit and every year when Michael says he has a mnemonic device for remembering names and then just calls someone Shirty gets me every time.
It’s true, I did birf today
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s true, I did birf today
I love Zoo and Roomie.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I love Zoo and Roomie.
Because I never forget luxury
My wife stood in front of this bidet and wistfully said “remember Japan? ✨”
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Because I never forget luxury
Reposted by chelsea cruz
My wife stood in front of this bidet and wistfully said “remember Japan? ✨”
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My wife stood in front of this bidet and wistfully said “remember Japan? ✨”
I don’t know what I’m doing.
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I don’t know what I’m doing.
My sad coffee lad.
The irony of ordering a hand coffee grinder and breaking my arm 2 days before it arrives
I’M SO SAD I CANT TRY MY NEW FANCY COFFEE LAD TOY
I’M SO SAD I CANT TRY MY NEW FANCY COFFEE LAD TOY
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My sad coffee lad.
Turns on the neon sign: You can talk to me about Frankenstein (2025)
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Turns on the neon sign: You can talk to me about Frankenstein (2025)
Reposted by chelsea cruz
Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
This would fix me.
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This would fix me.
What’s stopping me from dressing like Edgeworth to Jury Duty?
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What’s stopping me from dressing like Edgeworth to Jury Duty?