Chelsea Klingon
@chelseaklingon.bsky.social
The Rite of Ascension is a ritual performed when a Klingon child who has reached the Age of Inclusion, symbolically becomes a warrior.
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Indeed. This letter provides future historians with irrefutable evidence of Trump’s insanity.
January 19, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Indeed. This letter provides future historians with irrefutable evidence of Trump’s insanity.
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This is Luna. She faked having a paw injury after her human hurt their leg. Figured they felt silly hopping around like that and thought it'd be less embarrassing if she did it too. 13/10 (IG: claassenam)
January 19, 2026 at 5:16 PM
This is Luna. She faked having a paw injury after her human hurt their leg. Figured they felt silly hopping around like that and thought it'd be less embarrassing if she did it too. 13/10 (IG: claassenam)
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“Trump’s megalomania is transforming the United States from international leader into international pariah, and the American people will suffer the consequences for years to come.”
{gift link} www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
{gift link} www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
America vs. the World
President Trump wants to return to the 19th century’s international order. He will leave America less prosperous—and the whole world less secure.
www.theatlantic.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:52 PM
“Trump’s megalomania is transforming the United States from international leader into international pariah, and the American people will suffer the consequences for years to come.”
{gift link} www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
{gift link} www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
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A joke for the history buffs.
January 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
A joke for the history buffs.
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This view from Australia on the demonic megalomaniac is really worth a read.
January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
This view from Australia on the demonic megalomaniac is really worth a read.
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Someday corporations and technology companies will pretend they were always against this
January 19, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Someday corporations and technology companies will pretend they were always against this
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If Trump's innocent:
Why did MAGA Mike hold up Congress to block the Epstein files?
Why did MAGA Mike block Rep. Grijalva from being seated?
Why are they still withholding the Epstein files?
Why is Trump named as a rapist in the files?
Why hasn't Trump sued anyone for calling him a pedophile?
Why did MAGA Mike hold up Congress to block the Epstein files?
Why did MAGA Mike block Rep. Grijalva from being seated?
Why are they still withholding the Epstein files?
Why is Trump named as a rapist in the files?
Why hasn't Trump sued anyone for calling him a pedophile?
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 PM
If Trump's innocent:
Why did MAGA Mike hold up Congress to block the Epstein files?
Why did MAGA Mike block Rep. Grijalva from being seated?
Why are they still withholding the Epstein files?
Why is Trump named as a rapist in the files?
Why hasn't Trump sued anyone for calling him a pedophile?
Why did MAGA Mike hold up Congress to block the Epstein files?
Why did MAGA Mike block Rep. Grijalva from being seated?
Why are they still withholding the Epstein files?
Why is Trump named as a rapist in the files?
Why hasn't Trump sued anyone for calling him a pedophile?
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I think it’s really important for European governments and heads of state to keep making all of Trump’s unhinged utterances public. Put it all out there for the world to see.
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I think it’s really important for European governments and heads of state to keep making all of Trump’s unhinged utterances public. Put it all out there for the world to see.
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Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
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Rep. Andy Ogles on Fox Business: "They're libtards in a blue city ... if the libtards are gonna side with lawlessness, that's on them"
January 19, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Rep. Andy Ogles on Fox Business: "They're libtards in a blue city ... if the libtards are gonna side with lawlessness, that's on them"
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#25thAmendmentNow
China response to trump
"We urge the United States to STOP using the so-called threat from CHINA as a pretext to pursue its own selfish interests "
China and the world know
This escalation must stop
#25thAmendmentNow
China response to trump
"We urge the United States to STOP using the so-called threat from CHINA as a pretext to pursue its own selfish interests "
China and the world know
This escalation must stop
#25thAmendmentNow
January 19, 2026 at 8:23 PM
#25thAmendmentNow
China response to trump
"We urge the United States to STOP using the so-called threat from CHINA as a pretext to pursue its own selfish interests "
China and the world know
This escalation must stop
#25thAmendmentNow
China response to trump
"We urge the United States to STOP using the so-called threat from CHINA as a pretext to pursue its own selfish interests "
China and the world know
This escalation must stop
#25thAmendmentNow
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Trump: I need to take over Greenland now, because if I don’t, Russia will.
Also Trump: Vladimir will you please join my Board of Peace?
Also Trump: Vladimir will you please join my Board of Peace?
January 19, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Trump: I need to take over Greenland now, because if I don’t, Russia will.
Also Trump: Vladimir will you please join my Board of Peace?
Also Trump: Vladimir will you please join my Board of Peace?
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Let’s honor the legacy of Martin Luther King Jr. not just with words or quotes, but by living his values and putting them into action.
January 19, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Let’s honor the legacy of Martin Luther King Jr. not just with words or quotes, but by living his values and putting them into action.
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Trump’s unhinged letter to the Norwegian prime minister proves that HE IS INSANE.
#25thAmendmentNow
#25thAmendmentNow
January 19, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Trump’s unhinged letter to the Norwegian prime minister proves that HE IS INSANE.
#25thAmendmentNow
#25thAmendmentNow
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"LEAVE GREENLAND ALONE!" Heckler shouts during U.S. anthem at London NBA game — crowd erupts in cheers
January 18, 2026 at 11:55 PM
"LEAVE GREENLAND ALONE!" Heckler shouts during U.S. anthem at London NBA game — crowd erupts in cheers
Before the algorithm we just called it Zeitgeist?
January 19, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Before the algorithm we just called it Zeitgeist?
TikTok Challenge:
Boner Pills at the local 10k
Boner Pills at the local 10k
January 19, 2026 at 7:42 AM
TikTok Challenge:
Boner Pills at the local 10k
Boner Pills at the local 10k
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Since DOJ has now made it clear that the FBI is not investigating the ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good, the state of Minnesota must move forward with its own criminal investigation.
BREAM: Is the FBI investigating the ICE agent who shot Renee Good?
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Since DOJ has now made it clear that the FBI is not investigating the ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good, the state of Minnesota must move forward with its own criminal investigation.
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BREAM: Is the FBI investigating the ICE agent who shot Renee Good?
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
January 18, 2026 at 4:24 PM
BREAM: Is the FBI investigating the ICE agent who shot Renee Good?
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
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🚨🚨According to a new CBS poll, 86% of Americans oppose the use of military force to take Greenland, and 70% oppose using federal funds to buy the territory.
January 18, 2026 at 6:58 PM
🚨🚨According to a new CBS poll, 86% of Americans oppose the use of military force to take Greenland, and 70% oppose using federal funds to buy the territory.
It seems likely that certain kinds of “free speech” will be quashed on this site.
It’s disappointing but not unexpected.
A Christian Nationalist got an extra breathing hole and now we’re not allowed to use his name as a pejorative.
Fun times.
It’s disappointing but not unexpected.
A Christian Nationalist got an extra breathing hole and now we’re not allowed to use his name as a pejorative.
Fun times.
January 19, 2026 at 6:19 AM
It seems likely that certain kinds of “free speech” will be quashed on this site.
It’s disappointing but not unexpected.
A Christian Nationalist got an extra breathing hole and now we’re not allowed to use his name as a pejorative.
Fun times.
It’s disappointing but not unexpected.
A Christian Nationalist got an extra breathing hole and now we’re not allowed to use his name as a pejorative.
Fun times.
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Today I was Kidnapped By ICE - Dawokefarmer
January 18, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Today I was Kidnapped By ICE - Dawokefarmer
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Minnesotans shot Christofascist, pardoned J-6 insurrectionist, Jake Lang in the face with silly string yesterday. It's being called the 'Minnesota Money Shot' 🤣
January 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Minnesotans shot Christofascist, pardoned J-6 insurrectionist, Jake Lang in the face with silly string yesterday. It's being called the 'Minnesota Money Shot' 🤣