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Chesleworth
@chesleworth.bsky.social
📚 Student | 🍺 Pub worker | 🎲 DM in the wild
🏋️‍♂️ Gym enthusiast w/ a dice addiction
Maths + Puns = Happiness
Every tavern has rumours. Most of them are wrong. Someone else has seen this. #DnD #DungeonMasterLife #TTRPGCommunity #TTRPGHumor #TTRPG #DMProblems #DnD5e #CriticalFail
#RollForInitiative
#DiceGoblin
#GeekHumor
January 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Bar work is customer service with added gravity. This feels universal. #BarStaffLife
January 13, 2026 at 1:41 AM
If taverns didn’t exist, D&D parties would just stand around awkwardly. Explain yourselves. #DnD #DungeonMasterLife #TTRPGCommunity #TTRPGHumor #TTRPG #DMProblems #DnD5e #CriticalFail
#RollForInitiative
#DiceGoblin
#GeekHumor
January 12, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Student nights are quieter, but the questions are stranger. Someone explain. #StudentChaos
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
January customers apologise before ordering. It’s a fragile time. Right? #PubLife #JanuaryMood #PubLife
#StudentNights
#BartenderProblems
#LifeBehindTheBar
#ShiftStories
January 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
D&D taverns are warm, safe, and immediately suspicious. Tell me I’m wrong. #DnD #DungeonMasterLife #TTRPGCommunity #TTRPGHumor #TTRPG #DMProblems #DnD5e #CriticalFail
#RollForInitiative
#DiceGoblin
#GeekHumor
January 11, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Quiet nights still get messy. Make it make sense? Or Tell me yours? #PubStories #PubLife
#StudentNights
#BartenderProblems
#LifeBehindTheBar
#ShiftStories
January 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Bar work in winter is just wiping condensation and bad decisions. Tell me this isn’t just my pub #PubLife
#BarHumour
#StudentNights
#BartenderProblems
#LifeBehindTheBar
#ShiftStories
January 10, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Bar staff can tell who’s had a long day within five seconds. Be honest. #PubLife
#BarHumour
#StudentNights
#BartenderProblems
#LifeBehindTheBar
#ShiftStories
January 10, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Student asked for the cheapest drink. January has entered the chat. We’ve all been there. #StudentLife #PubLife #BarStaffHumour
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Are D&D taverns in January very quiet too? With everyone recovering from big adventures? DMs, thoughts? #DnDHumour #TTRPGLife
January 5, 2026 at 12:01 PM
January bar shifts hit different. Everyone’s broke, tired, and emotionally fragile. #PubLife
January 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Maths exams are like bar shifts... you go in hopeful and come out sweaty and confused. #publife #studentlife
December 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Gym mirrors are just portals to your slightly sweatier twin. Unrelated, I may have hungover dehydration hallucinations. #GymHumour #BarHumour
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Pub shift highlight: someone ordered a shandy and said ‘make it strong.’ I’m still thinking about it. #publife
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Every bar has two types of customers: philosophers and chaos gremlins. Sometimes both in one. #publife #sundaysession
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Listened to a podcast on productivity while doing absolutely nothing. Killing it! #StudentLife #StudyBreak
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The gym is 90% self discipline, 10% pretending you know what you’re doing with the cables. #GymHumour
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Watched a horror film alone. Now every creak in my flat is definitely a monster, best go hide in the pub.
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
People say 'no pain, no gain.' They’ve clearly never done leg day after a bar shift. Yes pain, little gain, got a sprain. #publife #hungover
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Check out the upcoming from my wonderful world building DM, should be good.
The air hums with magic.
A new campaign stirs beneath the surface, inked in mystery, bound in bone, and ready to rise.
⚔️ GNAW Gaming’s Kickstarter launches soon 25Nov
Follow us, adventurer, and be the first to answer the call
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#DnD #Kickstarter #TTRPG #IndieRPG #selfpromosaturday
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November 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Student asked if caffeine counts as hydration. I said yes, spiritually. #PubLife #BarHumour
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Punter in the pub asked for "whatever’s cheapest." I pointed to the mirror. He did not laugh #PubLife
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
If beer is liquid bread, then toast is crunchy beer. I don’t make the rules. #PubLife
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM