Chet Plexico
@chetplexico.bsky.social
The events portrayed by this account are all true. The names are real names of real people and real organizations.
computer: enhance
December 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
computer: enhance
unbelievable line read
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
unbelievable line read
he is the grandson of one of the giants the trojans failed to kill
July 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
he is the grandson of one of the giants the trojans failed to kill
love the white orbit, very satisfying contrast with the vinyl itself
July 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
love the white orbit, very satisfying contrast with the vinyl itself
mister movies himself in the house 🫡
April 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
mister movies himself in the house 🫡
saw this little dinosaur by a lake many years ago, hope he’s doing well (pine needles for scale)
April 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
saw this little dinosaur by a lake many years ago, hope he’s doing well (pine needles for scale)
I thought we agreed on total hair prosthesis. Lose the beard, okay?
March 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I thought we agreed on total hair prosthesis. Lose the beard, okay?
chatgpt-ass font
February 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
chatgpt-ass font
kojima comes with a bunch of bonus cameos built-in
January 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
kojima comes with a bunch of bonus cameos built-in
just an incredible time capsule…
January 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just an incredible time capsule…
annual reminder that saint nicholas is canonically a necromancer
December 19, 2024 at 5:50 PM
annual reminder that saint nicholas is canonically a necromancer
apparently nielsen ratings has been running a real-life black mirror initiative for who knows how long. this explains why young sheldon is the highest rated show on the planet.
October 15, 2024 at 2:45 PM
apparently nielsen ratings has been running a real-life black mirror initiative for who knows how long. this explains why young sheldon is the highest rated show on the planet.
if you think “Muslim women for Harris/Walz” or the undecided movement represent a “pro-hamas” stance then you are clearly too far gone to be taken seriously
August 22, 2024 at 2:28 PM
if you think “Muslim women for Harris/Walz” or the undecided movement represent a “pro-hamas” stance then you are clearly too far gone to be taken seriously
big fan of the mulholland drive technique of having one built-up jump scare early then none for the rest of the movie so you’re always on edge
May 3, 2024 at 5:27 PM
big fan of the mulholland drive technique of having one built-up jump scare early then none for the rest of the movie so you’re always on edge
Dune Part 2 spoilers
March 13, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Dune Part 2 spoilers
still waiting for my ray cats!
February 14, 2024 at 6:21 PM
still waiting for my ray cats!
watching a priest fight a building-sized demon by shooting it with twin uzis, that’s prestige television
February 13, 2024 at 8:04 PM
watching a priest fight a building-sized demon by shooting it with twin uzis, that’s prestige television