Chicken Grrl
@chickengrrl.bsky.social
DELICATE LIKE A RATTLESNAKE
Awaiting work visa for Uranus
100% Croutonian
Light #AnimalCaucus use
📍Anhedonia
Awaiting work visa for Uranus
she/her/y’all
Indicting ham sandwiches since 1985
Enough with the fitted sheets already
Awaiting work visa for Uranus
100% Croutonian
Light #AnimalCaucus use
📍Anhedonia
Awaiting work visa for Uranus
she/her/y’all
Indicting ham sandwiches since 1985
Enough with the fitted sheets already
I don’t think I can get through a week without an emphatic bullshit or two. Especially since I live in Texas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I don’t think I can get through a week without an emphatic bullshit or two. Especially since I live in Texas.
I’ve missed yours too! Dark forces are clearly conspiring against us.
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’ve missed yours too! Dark forces are clearly conspiring against us.
Right—butt???
I don’t use shit too much because it’s my least favorite swear word. But as we can see, I definitely don’t not use it.
I don’t use shit too much because it’s my least favorite swear word. But as we can see, I definitely don’t not use it.
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Right—butt???
I don’t use shit too much because it’s my least favorite swear word. But as we can see, I definitely don’t not use it.
I don’t use shit too much because it’s my least favorite swear word. But as we can see, I definitely don’t not use it.
Same. And I’ve been heavy on the fucks lately, but clearly not enough for the goddamn shitass motherfucker dickhead swear accountant
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Same. And I’ve been heavy on the fucks lately, but clearly not enough for the goddamn shitass motherfucker dickhead swear accountant
Hey! I could BE demure!
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Hey! I could BE demure!
Annabelle’s reaction is that she’d like a lil chicken friend.😹
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Annabelle’s reaction is that she’d like a lil chicken friend.😹
I knew you’d be my girl. 🔭
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I knew you’d be my girl. 🔭
I think she’s a particle, based on the particles of fur she leaves on everything
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I think she’s a particle, based on the particles of fur she leaves on everything
You really know me!😁💜
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
You really know me!😁💜
It’s gorgeous here. Highs in the 60s, lows in the 40s. Which doesn’t sound like much, but considering it’s been in the 80s most days, it’s perfect.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It’s gorgeous here. Highs in the 60s, lows in the 40s. Which doesn’t sound like much, but considering it’s been in the 80s most days, it’s perfect.
It’s OK. Yet another bad hair day. I said “fuck it” and did the best I could. Then I got to my doc’s and they’re now taking photos of us for their files. So—bad hair day on my permanent record!😹
How you doin, Linda?
How you doin, Linda?
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s OK. Yet another bad hair day. I said “fuck it” and did the best I could. Then I got to my doc’s and they’re now taking photos of us for their files. So—bad hair day on my permanent record!😹
How you doin, Linda?
How you doin, Linda?
I’d really like it to look nice Thursday, but I’m gonna leave enough time to do a twist-ponytail-thingy. Or just, fuck it, I’ll just plan for the ponytail. 😹
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’d really like it to look nice Thursday, but I’m gonna leave enough time to do a twist-ponytail-thingy. Or just, fuck it, I’ll just plan for the ponytail. 😹
It’s been a bad couple of hair days 😭😹
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It’s been a bad couple of hair days 😭😹
Newest spokesmodel for Chiquita Bananas.
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Newest spokesmodel for Chiquita Bananas.
Pete was already becoming the chill, wise, lovable cutie he still is. That’s one boopable snoot!
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Pete was already becoming the chill, wise, lovable cutie he still is. That’s one boopable snoot!
That’s okay. I still love you 😽
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
That’s okay. I still love you 😽
I could use a pair of rose-colored ones
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I could use a pair of rose-colored ones
I’m here I’m here I’m here! I made an “I’m back” announcement but maybe I jumped the gun. I’m not radio silent anymore at least.
💜SO happy to see you back, my friend💜. I miss you every day! Are you back? Please say yes!
💜SO happy to see you back, my friend💜. I miss you every day! Are you back? Please say yes!
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I’m here I’m here I’m here! I made an “I’m back” announcement but maybe I jumped the gun. I’m not radio silent anymore at least.
💜SO happy to see you back, my friend💜. I miss you every day! Are you back? Please say yes!
💜SO happy to see you back, my friend💜. I miss you every day! Are you back? Please say yes!