Wait, we have to be naked for this? Nobody told me this, I need another 7 hours of sit-ups before the rapture
September 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Wait, we have to be naked for this? Nobody told me this, I need another 7 hours of sit-ups before the rapture
"Should we let them know the slide‘s closed at the top-"
"Naaaah, I have a way better idea"
"Naaaah, I have a way better idea"
September 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Should we let them know the slide‘s closed at the top-"
"Naaaah, I have a way better idea"
"Naaaah, I have a way better idea"
Better invest in some tissues to dry the tears, Financial Times
September 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Better invest in some tissues to dry the tears, Financial Times
What else would be appropriate to the occasion?
a man stands in front of a wall of advertisements including etihad
ALT: a man stands in front of a wall of advertisements including etihad
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
What else would be appropriate to the occasion?
This meeting could have been the rapture
September 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This meeting could have been the rapture
Ugh, relatable *sits down again just for a few seconds*
September 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ugh, relatable *sits down again just for a few seconds*
Would have been nice to be raptured earlier today because why did I still have to go through a whole workday?
September 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Would have been nice to be raptured earlier today because why did I still have to go through a whole workday?
LMAO: leave my ass out
BBL: bye bitch-ass losers
OOMF: oops only motherf*ckers floating
BBL: bye bitch-ass losers
OOMF: oops only motherf*ckers floating
September 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
LMAO: leave my ass out
BBL: bye bitch-ass losers
OOMF: oops only motherf*ckers floating
BBL: bye bitch-ass losers
OOMF: oops only motherf*ckers floating
Can I be raptured slightly before the pooping guy please?
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Can I be raptured slightly before the pooping guy please?
I‘m gonna be real with you here, the first maybe five seconds will already earn you a few disgusted looks
September 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I‘m gonna be real with you here, the first maybe five seconds will already earn you a few disgusted looks
Well, thanks for the nightmares
September 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Well, thanks for the nightmares
When you‘ve lost your house but at least it’s due to Gabrielle Spaghetti
September 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When you‘ve lost your house but at least it’s due to Gabrielle Spaghetti
It looks like she’s wearing someone else’s face
September 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It looks like she’s wearing someone else’s face
So, Eric was part of a sleeper cell?
September 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
So, Eric was part of a sleeper cell?
My initial thought was screenshat but that feels kinda gross
September 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
My initial thought was screenshat but that feels kinda gross