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chilichild.bsky.social
Chili
@chilichild.bsky.social
THE GOVERNMENT WILL NEVER GET ME ALIVE
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this social media is purely for my inner most thoughts, welcome to my personal hell
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“what a nerd lol" i say with barely controlled lust
March 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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I don’t know…being at each other’s throats sounds pretty sexy.
March 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
i cant tell if my friends pretend im stupid with me or if they think im actually stupid
March 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
my online friends shouldnt be worried that im going to murder them, they should be worried that im going to stuff trinkets from their house in my mouth and eat them
March 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Must I “flirt”? A good soulmate would know that’s what I’m trying to do when I do my best to piss them off.
March 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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smoking weed is like factory resetting my back/ribs
March 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
once i get an oil change on myn car my friends better watch out im gonna be outside ur houses asking to scissor our barbies
February 24, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Laying in bed, friend asks "hey can you jump in call we've got questions for you

Of course we hop in anything to help our dear friends

"so sage has some theories about how one would fuck a 3ds, would you do it hotdog style?"
February 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
is it so wrong of me to want to kiss osmebodie!? i am deprived! i am so sad!
February 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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why would you end that text with a period? do you hate me now?
February 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
no scrubs just daddy
February 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
waiting for my emotional reaction to match my physical reaction of getting in my first car crash, but getting drunk after mightve put a stint in that
February 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My flirting is just sending a "hi :3" and throwing my phone at a wall
February 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
scraping my teeth against concrete and leaving a bite mark. concrete is no match for me.
February 14, 2025 at 9:02 AM
and for my next trick, i'll manipulate you into thinking i am the funniest, sexiest, nicest, prettiest, interestingest, thickest bitch alive and then counteract the spell by being severely mentally unwell
February 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
breakdancing on their grave just to flex
February 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
call me water the way i waste
February 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
thinking about how close i am to peace, ive had 2 new numbers in the past 6 months, a new address (3 times now) in the span of 6 months, cut off everyone but my dad, and have dialed back on my social medias. is this what peace is
February 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
work wife got so serious we moved in together and have had sex, where does the line blur between work wife and home wife?
February 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
i hate when people assume i dont do shit!!!! i do shit its just not relevant to you!
February 8, 2025 at 8:58 AM
screammingggggg screaaaammm raahhhhhh i just live here eeeeeeeuuuggghhhhb raaahhh
February 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
when the balls rolling, meatballs that is, meatballs...
February 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
we could be in the middle of a traumatic event and ur still gonna hear me clacking my tongue ring on my teeth sorry bae its a stress response
February 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
my head is empty but i think its from im eating edibles again and not in a constant fight or flight mode
February 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
achieved cat lady final boss, my work computer background is my cats and then also my best friends cat in a collage
February 4, 2025 at 8:52 AM