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Chilli 🥀

@chillileu.bsky.social

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Cat mum & rescuer, insufferable music nerd, fat bitch, bird enjoyer, doll collector, comic reader, fan of the Oxford comma Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 20d

Dropped 6kg in two weeks without the Ozempic that bastard doctor wouldn't let me leave his office without 💪

Mirror selfie of Chilli looking slightly more snatched than usual in a black bell-sleeve tunic dress

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 7h

Fuck yes I shall @ you when I get around to making these 🫶🏻

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 9h

Those of you who didn't follow me on Twitter 3 years ago will be unware that I used to own a million rescue dogs instead of a million rescue cats lmao

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 12h

Fuck yeah peak

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 13h

Someone pls convince my grandparents their annual trip to fucken Mildura isn't worth the price of their timeshare

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 15h

This guy

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 1d

DESEX YOUR FUCKING CATS ITS KITTEN SEASON I'M SICK OF DROPPING $3K A YEAR ON OTHER PEOPLE'S FUCK UPS

But also look how proud Pip is of her babies 🩷

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 1d

Suppose I should start thinking about what I'll feed all the creatures that will be in my house watching the 1000 over the weekend

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 1d

They are not, but I have been known to label the bread and milk 🙃

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 1d

He's an entire kilogram lighter than he was when I adopted him and he's still a ✨hefty✨ boi

Fat black and white cat loafing on a pink couch

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 1d

SEVEN jars of Vegemite in the pantry wtf

Do I need to ban everyone else in the house from doing a food shop what is happening

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 2d

The three serves I'll get from the $15 garlic prawns from my local Chinese joint >>>>>>>> the $30 entree serving at the pub across the road

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 2d

Heard my guy attempt a je m'appelle with 0 prior knowledge of how anything works in French

a man in a suit and tie making a face next to another man

ALT: a man in a suit and tie making a face next to another man

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 2d

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Two cats cuddled together on a pink couch

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 2d

Okay but after Mine gaiden can RGG make another Judgement but it's just Date 👉👈

Makoto Date from the Yakuza/Like A Dragon video game series

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 2d

I long to be as comfy as Sage 💚

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3d

Trying to explain to a cooker friend that her use of Google AI overviews to provide the (wrong) explanation for the current algal bloom in South Australia is ironically contributing to massive amounts of water wasteage and she's very much part of the problem

squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a fence

ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a fence

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3d

STFU ME RUGBA LEEG'S ON

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3d

More like "goth" nights at the Metro and Ed Castle 🥲 I think the potential for goth clubs died with Enigma unfortunately

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3d

Explain your username:

Swans Ruckman Brodie Grundy's dropkick brother was the study hall supervisor at my high school and absolutely butchered my name the first time we met, somehow turning Cheyanne into Chilli

Yllek @yllekaj.bsky.social · 3d

Explain your username:

I like reading things backwards and upside down. I'd be able to read what a person was writing when sitting opposite me at a table and really irritate them. Decided to keep the theme and stay irritating with my username.

MsPraxis @mspraxis.bsky.social · 3d

Explain your username:

Decades ago I read the Fay Weldon book "Praxis" and the name resonated with me. I have used it on the internet for nearly 30 yrs (previously without the Ms) & also briefly for a small theatre touring group. It's a name I answer to & fits better than my real name!

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3d

Goth clubs just don't stink of YSL Black Opium like they used to

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3d

Still not sure if Pip is a cat or a slug

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 3d

Incredibly strange feeling to have come from a giant close-knit family that takes the several annual celebratory pissups very seriously to then join a family where great nanny *didn't* spit out 12 kids by the end of the war and you're lucky to see one another at a funeral

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 4d

IT'S FUCKEN MIDNIGHT, WE'RE NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH SPRING, WHAT IS THIS MID-FEBRUARY BOLLOCKS AAAAAAAAAAA

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 4d

Currently have ~100 issues of Swamp Thing in the mail, if you were wondering how I'm doing rn

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 4d

If anyone needs me I'll be in a feral mood for the rest of the weekend

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