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History will remember Mike Johnson for his good will toward pedophiles
There is a cat in my lap. I could get used to this. Glad this one doesn't set off my allergies
December 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
There is a cat in my lap. I could get used to this. Glad this one doesn't set off my allergies
It's a good thing MTG isn't smart enough to understand that "my friends will get hurt" is a threat and not an excuse.
December 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
It's a good thing MTG isn't smart enough to understand that "my friends will get hurt" is a threat and not an excuse.
Wild how Bari Weiss both simultaneously guaranteed the whole world would see the CECOT segment on 60 Minutes and also guaranteed CBS wouldn't see a dime of ad revenue for it. CBS investors should be demanding her resignation right now.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Wild how Bari Weiss both simultaneously guaranteed the whole world would see the CECOT segment on 60 Minutes and also guaranteed CBS wouldn't see a dime of ad revenue for it. CBS investors should be demanding her resignation right now.
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We must operate under the assumption that EVERY redaction is a detailed account of Trump raping children. It's the only reasonable conclusion until he proves otherwise.
December 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
We must operate under the assumption that EVERY redaction is a detailed account of Trump raping children. It's the only reasonable conclusion until he proves otherwise.
I have a digital circus theory: Jax either got all his keys from the Crappy Fish treasure chest or he found and plundered it while trying to find what his many keys open. Either way I think Jax was involved. #tadc
December 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I have a digital circus theory: Jax either got all his keys from the Crappy Fish treasure chest or he found and plundered it while trying to find what his many keys open. Either way I think Jax was involved. #tadc
Being bored with my wife around feels a thousand times less boring than being bored without her around.
December 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Being bored with my wife around feels a thousand times less boring than being bored without her around.
"Where is my phone?" I say as I blindly pat the couch around me. "How do I always lose it?" I have not broken eye contact with my phone screen in 20 minutes.
December 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"Where is my phone?" I say as I blindly pat the couch around me. "How do I always lose it?" I have not broken eye contact with my phone screen in 20 minutes.
I just put together that it's a milk and cigarette casserole bc those "ingredients" are what dads who are abandoning their families say they're going out to get #tadc
December 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I just put together that it's a milk and cigarette casserole bc those "ingredients" are what dads who are abandoning their families say they're going out to get #tadc
Turkish delight expectations: so good I'll betray my family for a plate of it
Turkish delight reality: rosewater gummies
Literally the least believable thing in Narnia.
Turkish delight reality: rosewater gummies
Literally the least believable thing in Narnia.
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Turkish delight expectations: so good I'll betray my family for a plate of it
Turkish delight reality: rosewater gummies
Literally the least believable thing in Narnia.
Turkish delight reality: rosewater gummies
Literally the least believable thing in Narnia.
I would be sadder that Metroid no longer informs the genre of Metroidvanias, but other devs - particularly indie devs - have taken up the mantle so well. Maybe it's time we let the Metroid series take the long nap.
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I would be sadder that Metroid no longer informs the genre of Metroidvanias, but other devs - particularly indie devs - have taken up the mantle so well. Maybe it's time we let the Metroid series take the long nap.
We need a word for when a fart moves forward and up and filters through your vulva/gets trapped by your scrotum.
Yes, I do discuss this often enough that a word is called for.
Yes, I do discuss this often enough that a word is called for.
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
We need a word for when a fart moves forward and up and filters through your vulva/gets trapped by your scrotum.
Yes, I do discuss this often enough that a word is called for.
Yes, I do discuss this often enough that a word is called for.
Allies are supposed to risk their own asses for you. If one isn't willing to put themselves at risk for you when you need it, they are not your ally. At best they're not your enemy.
December 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Allies are supposed to risk their own asses for you. If one isn't willing to put themselves at risk for you when you need it, they are not your ally. At best they're not your enemy.
Someone ask him how old he is on camera. Ask him to name three dog breeds. Ask him to draw a clock. Just ask him any basic bullshit that someone in their right mind would have no trouble with.
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Someone ask him how old he is on camera. Ask him to name three dog breeds. Ask him to draw a clock. Just ask him any basic bullshit that someone in their right mind would have no trouble with.
I desperately need some reporter that Trump insults to respond with "I know you are but what am I" or "I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you" bc I think it would make the man go nuts.
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I desperately need some reporter that Trump insults to respond with "I know you are but what am I" or "I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you" bc I think it would make the man go nuts.
If you want people to stop speeding stop calling them speed demons and start calling them pedalphiles
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If you want people to stop speeding stop calling them speed demons and start calling them pedalphiles
I want someone to point blank ask Trump: how much faith do you have in your loyalists to successfully scrub you from the Epstein files and not miss anything?
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I want someone to point blank ask Trump: how much faith do you have in your loyalists to successfully scrub you from the Epstein files and not miss anything?
When all this is over and we can finally rebuild from the rubble, we need to pass a much larger bill of rights. At a minimum healthcare, ubi, children's rights, workers' rights, and disability rights must be foundationally guaranteed for everyone.
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
When all this is over and we can finally rebuild from the rubble, we need to pass a much larger bill of rights. At a minimum healthcare, ubi, children's rights, workers' rights, and disability rights must be foundationally guaranteed for everyone.
That's it I'm sick of how stupid the world is. I'm gonna do something for my own sanity and learn toki pona
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
That's it I'm sick of how stupid the world is. I'm gonna do something for my own sanity and learn toki pona
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are"
Ooh if Violent J and Bill Nye did a collab video this week my life would be complete.
Ooh if Violent J and Bill Nye did a collab video this week my life would be complete.
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are"
Ooh if Violent J and Bill Nye did a collab video this week my life would be complete.
Ooh if Violent J and Bill Nye did a collab video this week my life would be complete.
Dear wife,
Today is the third day of Christmas music at work. If I lose my mind and turn into a blithering idiot who can do nothing more than atonally chant the lyrics to We Need a Little Christmas, don't let the children see me in that state. It is better to tell them I am dead.
Yours,
Hammers
Today is the third day of Christmas music at work. If I lose my mind and turn into a blithering idiot who can do nothing more than atonally chant the lyrics to We Need a Little Christmas, don't let the children see me in that state. It is better to tell them I am dead.
Yours,
Hammers
November 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Dear wife,
Today is the third day of Christmas music at work. If I lose my mind and turn into a blithering idiot who can do nothing more than atonally chant the lyrics to We Need a Little Christmas, don't let the children see me in that state. It is better to tell them I am dead.
Yours,
Hammers
Today is the third day of Christmas music at work. If I lose my mind and turn into a blithering idiot who can do nothing more than atonally chant the lyrics to We Need a Little Christmas, don't let the children see me in that state. It is better to tell them I am dead.
Yours,
Hammers
Prices wont immediately come down by as much as they went up when the tariffs go down. The grift all along was to allow corporations to jack prices up without public backlash against them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Prices wont immediately come down by as much as they went up when the tariffs go down. The grift all along was to allow corporations to jack prices up without public backlash against them.
I wish I could believe in an afterlife where people get what's coming to them. It would make all the suffering and pain in this life feel like it had a purpose. But it doesn't. It's just the product of cruelty, apathy, and ignorance. It's all solvable, if only we could focus on this life.
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I wish I could believe in an afterlife where people get what's coming to them. It would make all the suffering and pain in this life feel like it had a purpose. But it doesn't. It's just the product of cruelty, apathy, and ignorance. It's all solvable, if only we could focus on this life.
I don't think we should let the royal family get away with distancing themselves from the Andrew formerly known as Prince. They knew what he was up to for years (at least as long as we did). The Royals are responsible for him, and we should never let this mark on their record be lived down.
November 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I don't think we should let the royal family get away with distancing themselves from the Andrew formerly known as Prince. They knew what he was up to for years (at least as long as we did). The Royals are responsible for him, and we should never let this mark on their record be lived down.
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in the context of some podunk tattoo parlor in croatia? yeah i could see it as flash on the wall. in which case there is no way it wasn't also up there with like seventeen swastika variations
October 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
in the context of some podunk tattoo parlor in croatia? yeah i could see it as flash on the wall. in which case there is no way it wasn't also up there with like seventeen swastika variations