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Omnishambles
@chimchimmeny.bsky.social
Sinking ship-dodging rat, living in France. Greyhound homer, West Ham sufferer, quiet life enthusiast.
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thank you for coming to my big announcement that was planned for weeks and not thrown together at the last second to get ahead of speculation that my health is in decline. alabama (taking a huge huff of a mysterious gas like dennis hopper in blue velvet) is in charge of space
September 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...
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June 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Now THIS is art.
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Had an unexpected guest in the loft this week. One quick DIY bird box later, and we’re ready if he/she comes back.
April 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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“This petrification of men was so intolerable that many threw themselves into the Resistance to escape it. Strange future, barred by suffering, prison, death, but at least we procured it by our own hands." ~Jean-Paul Sartre~
February 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Nearly 250,000 people in Berlin showed up to protest fascism and the Musk backed AfD party.
February 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Dark Horse takes seriously the allegations against Neil Gaiman and we are no longer publishing his works.

Confirming that the Anansi Boys comic series and collected volume have been cancelled.
January 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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and next up we have the latest from The Ketamine Nazis
January 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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2025 in film titles, no.37:
January 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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TikTok was never going anywhere. The TikTok creator gave millions to Trump and they orchestrated this whole PR stunt just so Trump will be seen as a 'hero' to young people.
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
January 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@oldgodspod.bsky.social have joined the good guys on Bsky. Best horror pod out there, and one of the few that’s worth a sub if you want extra content - there’s stacks of it. Treat yourselves. 👻
December 22, 2024 at 9:42 AM
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If you bring central London to a halt in order to campaign against catastrophic climate change then you're a "barmy" eco "fanatic" who deserves to be locked up.

If you do the same to hang on to your multimillion pound inheritance tax exemption then you're a brave freedom fighter defying the odds
November 19, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Working with 2 dead arms today, following Covid booster in one, and Flu jab in the other. Oh well. I suppose it’s out of the way for another year.
November 22, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Long overdue, but Xitter finally deactivated. Similar feeling of relief to a Boxing Day poo.
November 7, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Well this is shit.
November 6, 2024 at 4:51 AM
America: I am in you. 🤘🏼
October 13, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Absolutely gutted to say goodbye to Jodie today. The house feels very empty without you. First time I’ve not had a hound in the house for 15 years. Sleep tight, Fluffy Knockers. 💔
December 17, 2023 at 4:38 PM
@dandyandafop.bsky.social 👋🏻 Thanks, will spend the next few months sorting arse from elbow on here.
November 20, 2023 at 9:44 PM