🇮🇪Chloe🔞 - A slutty Goblin
@chloesissyie.bsky.social
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Queer Dublin transfem person on Horny Twitter. Bi, sub-leaning switch. Very into sluttification. "Intended to be vulgar but ended up poetic". Early 40s, NSFW, MDNI Ends up shitposting about pole too much, but not a pole account. She/her
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chloesissyie.bsky.social
Like, if you're gonna do that, at least figure out what the price floor is and stick to that.

I just get The Ick™️ when they're playing out their fantasies right beside people they're cosplaying.
chloesissyie.bsky.social
I have SO many mixed feelings about online sissies having a SW kink.

Like, I *get* it, it's hot. But, I also really hate the idea of them dressing up, going to known streetworker spots & charging dirt cheap.

And it's not about safety. I don't wanna hear about them fucking with others' livelihoods.
chloesissyie.bsky.social
1) A friend sent me a trailer for this, but I couldn't find the name of it, but the trailer was 🥵🥵🥵

b) The sub reminded me of the lad from Derry Girls and I can't unsee it 🙈

iii) I've just watched Murderbot, so it's interesting to watch Alexander Skarsgård go from sexless SecEunuch to Sexy Unit
chloesissyie.bsky.social
While listening to this preview, all I could think of was this particular meme (which lives in my head rent-free).
Screenshot of a tumblr post by user NorthernWineDregs. Text reads:

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
chloesissyie.bsky.social
There's an old TTRPG called Paranoia, which is not only set in a dystopian future, but has contradictory rules that are punishable in extreme ways, and knowledge of the rules is forbidden.

I really feel we're barrelling towards making that tongue-in-cheek figment a reality.
msbexsalis.bsky.social
It's not about protecting the kids it's about protecting the adults. Protecting them from liberating thoughts or a sense of self expression. Protect them from ideas that might cause them to stray from corporate values. Protect them from unions & community & information. Protect them from rebellion
chloesissyie.bsky.social
I don't know if this is a little on the nose, but "Boys Noize & Pu$$y Riot (ft Alice Glass) - Chastity"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=meIf...

Subtext does not exist in this song, but Sub Text does.
Boys Noize & Pussy Riot - "Chastity" feat. Alice Glass [Official Video]
YouTube video by BOYS NOIZE
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chloesissyie.bsky.social
Thank you! I was hoping someone would notice that particular phrase! 😈
chloesissyie.bsky.social
I've enjoyed recording tasks for my Miss. The most fun was a video call for a particular task. Obviously, She couldn't inflict the pain Herself, but we got to have the back/forth around it.

But what I find really fulfilling is just being able to be an emotional venting point if she's had a bad day.
chloesissyie.bsky.social
Although that has reminded me that I do want to try finishing "The Siren". A kink-aware friend who likes her literature said that it was a well-written kinky romance-ish story. And it *was* good, I just had very few opportunities to give it the attention it deserved.
chloesissyie.bsky.social
Yeah, I've never read/seen it, but I've heard enough kinksters complain to want to stay away.

Problem is, I honestly don't think I've seen anything to properly knock it from its perch. Most mainstream-friendly things that have come since are often called knockoffs. Nothing's changed the game, sadly
chloesissyie.bsky.social
I mean... with my last physio, she had me strapped into a machine measuring neck movement for the first time, and once she had me securely locked in she said, "Right, I'll just leave you here. See you tomorrow!" (as a joke)

My only reply was, "I knew physios have to be sadists on some level" 😂
chloesissyie.bsky.social
This sort of thing right here is why I proudly AI-shame¹, *especially* when it's for NSFW purposes.

I simply can't get past the environmental impact these people cause just to have a wank with an imaginary friend.

It's not worth the carbon cumsplash.

¹ With caveats around accessibility
jaybeans.bsky.social
It's even worse than we thought

"(Energy use doesn't scale linearly), for instance, a six-second AI video clip consumes four times as much energy as a three-second clip."
Researchers Just Found Something Extremely Alarming About AI's Power Usage
The carbon footprint of generative AI-based tools that can turn text prompts into videos is far worse than we thought.
futurism.com
chloesissyie.bsky.social
For me, that's only true of disgust-based activities. Pain is fine.

But the really interesting thing about only tolerating something while you're masturbating is you need to be *really* careful not to cum if your sadist isn't done. Because the tolerance WILL reset to zero JUST after you orgasm.
chloesissyie.bsky.social
Well, I know what I'll be thinking about today... 🥵
tammuz0.bsky.social
Leash that attaches through my collar down to an anal hook. As he pulls the leash the collar tightens around my neck, and the hook gets forced deeper inside me. This was so intense and I need more! 🤤

⛓️ 𝔸𝕡𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕣𝕖𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕤 ⛓️
🖤 #femboy #BDSM #gay #anal #gaybdsm #choking 🖤
chloesissyie.bsky.social
*Urge to shout "Let's make biscuits! LET'S MAKE BiiiiSSSSCCCuuuIIIttttSSS!" rising*
chloesissyie.bsky.social
They're outlawed now, donchaknow. So, like good little law-abiding folks, they disbanded and have given up their anti-fascist ways.
chloesissyie.bsky.social
While I could imagine that would be a *lot* of fun, I don't think I'd trust them as pole shoes.

But, yes, I would absolutely not want anybody to be near me if I was spinning on a pole and wearing these! 🙈
chloesissyie.bsky.social
Oh my lord. I've just discovered that Demonia actually do fun-looking footwear in my size! (They usen't to)

Sadly, they're sold out of these in my size, but I can imagine having SO much fun with them!

I would absolutely want to step on balls with those. (If anyone would let me)
Stock image from DemoniaCult's website of the Muerto-2028.

This knee-length platform boot is made of black vegan leather, with multiple eyelets for the laces, with a pewter-coloured platform and heel, and many many short spikes on the portion o the boot where the heel fits. The boot also has a few straps at the toes, mid-boot and just at the top of the boot. Those straps have skull-shaped buckles.
chloesissyie.bsky.social
I find it really funny now that there are 19 y/os out there trying to push their fansites calling themselves a milf.

Are they part of a new MTV series? "Teen moms (I'd like to fuck)"?

This is not what Stiffler's mom died for.
chloesissyie.bsky.social
Um, where is that? Asking as a European in an expensive capital city.
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msultraviolet.bsky.social
Halloween is right around the corner, which means every crossdresser/sissy has a great excuse to visit your local wig & beauty supply store to update your wardrobe! In person is the way to go to get the best quality accessories.
chloesissyie.bsky.social
Just saw a post where someone was saying "ask a stripper vet to..." - and they meant vet as in veteran. But my brain went silly.

Vet: Ok, because Buster is too reactive, we'll have to sedate him for his tooth cleaning.

*Vet sedates Buster*

Vet: *unbuttoning* Now he's under, the show can begin!
chloesissyie.bsky.social
I doubt it. When I say an extended family of orphans, I really mean it. For a lot of us, the only thing we have in common is trans experience, and it's rarely a conversation starter.

I don't think the trans community exists for anyone, unless they invest in forming interpersonal connections in it.
chloesissyie.bsky.social
Personally, I like to think of it as a giant loosely-connected family that you don't choose.

Plenty of those weird uncles/aunties/cousins, very few folks in the immediate family. Plenty of "Do you know X?" "What've they done now?"

It's kind of a family of orphans; lots of distant cousins, few sibs
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trollblocker.bsky.social
If you are all going to run around yelling about how you want to make libs cry, insult people & make judgements on people, I'm not stopping you, but we certainly don't have to keep listening to all of you.

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