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chlotendo.bsky.social
Chlo
@chlotendo.bsky.social
31 y/o trans girly with too many tattoos studying for a degree in CyberSec

https://twitch.tv/Chlotendo btw
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Intro thing:

Name’s Chloe but you can call me Chlo to save on one input
30 y/o transfemme
- streamer
- IT nerd
- tattoo enjoyer
- goth
- xenoblade lover
- Bleach (the manga/anime) nerd
- I bake sometimes
- LGBTQ+ advocate
- Will post about food and games a lot
- You’re cute btw.
Puppy boys be like “I love a good scarf but remove the sc”
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Group project once again going great with someone claiming a document took them 6 hours to write and they couldn’t even bother removing the check mark icons and smiley faces that ChatGPT puts in its output
December 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My primal natural instincts are telling me to go get a pumpkin
October 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The feminine urge to buy a truly gigantic witchy hat to then only ever wear inside the house cuz outside world scary
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Reposted by Chlo
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Getting cum laude on my propedeuse was worth it cuz the teachers gave arme a box of chocolate
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Reposted by Chlo
A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Being in university during the AI bubble is a wild sensation, watching people entirely stop using their brains and offloading their thinking processes into LLMs is wild to watch.
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Got my partner into supernatural and now we’re at season 5 in like a month lmao. Can’t wait to see my boy Crowley again
October 29, 2025 at 9:53 AM
My partner sleeping on my lap while I watch YouTube explanations on DLL injection bots, it’s a good life I live
July 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Spending obscene amounts of money on a phone my mom will promptly decimate beyond recognition in a matter of months is either true love for a parent or insanity, not sure which one yet.

RIP my old iPhone 14 Pro Max, it will not survive long in her hands lmao
June 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The person who will be reviewing my Powershell work for the exam today is the same person who made a variable for the letter x just to print the letter x and this has me slightly concerned.

(Not actually that much tho it's just kinda funny he's a nice dude)
June 26, 2025 at 6:52 AM
We live in a world where people don’t know what a gongoozler is and I think that’s fucked up honestly
June 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Can a frog girl and a frog girl ever be together
June 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Boywife and girlhusband power couple
June 13, 2025 at 9:42 AM
The YouTube algorithm truly works in mysterious ways. Posted a short with no real mention of it anywhere, it gets 22 views in 24 hours and then at like hour 30 it just SPIKES and is now at 1.7k

Praise the machine spirit I suppose
June 12, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Sciel’s chest tattoo is so fucking cool, if I could still get a job with it I’d 100% get it tbh.

Also play expedition 33, or don’t, I’m just your mom
June 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
What if you woke up one day and next to you, in bed, there was a large wheel of cheese
May 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Procrastinating on one piece of homework by doing other homework is the nerd 5D chess
April 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I truly love the fact that people find me cool enough to look up where I currently am on social media. Like I’m just some dweebus who barely exists online anymore yet people will still find me to see whatever random shit I post, 10/10
April 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I love that there is a cable for everything, like yes please give me that SATA to USB A cable that I will use once in my life
February 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Electricians having sex be like ohmmm
January 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
In my post-cringe era
January 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Every single time I go to IKEA with my partner we get a new plushie, this time it’s my good pal Glurpo. I gave him a human cookie as a welcome gift. I am 30 years old.
January 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM