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I just got rid of my Nokia flip phone during the pandemic so please excuse my bad manners.

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 10h

And the 26th too🤦🏿‍♂️

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 11h

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 11h

School shooters of America wouldn’t like that kinda game

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 12h

Good to hear! He’s headed this way in a few weeks

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 12h

Wholeheartedly agree! I used to lean real close to the tv from the edge of the couch to get a good look at em every time they went in. They all deserve the Viola Davis trophy faddat😂

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 13h

I don’t think we should ever feel this way after we commandeered nigga from what it was and made it all that it means to us today. And then there’s Karen and every other idiom we coined. Fuck them kids.

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 13h

Chappelle too

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 13h

Remember this shit when they drop the next iPhone

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 13h

Young girls laughing at a cum stain on Trump’s pants

Richard Power @wyrdsofpower.bsky.social · 15h

I’ve seen the pictures of Trump with Epstein’s girls. Here’s what’s in them - @michaelwolffnyc.bsky.social

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 16h

If anyone’s struggled to keep up with my threads on why the genAI bubble
Is a bubble, here’s a simplified pictorial explanation, the plug is OpenAI and the sockets are Microsoft, Meta, Oracle, Nvidia, and AMD

A power strip with the plug end plugged in to one of the sockets

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 14h

Easy af to identify NG vs AD

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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 15h

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 15h

I’m finna become a perfumerist😂

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 15h

I’m gonna grab one of them premade kale and cranberry salads from Ralph’s

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 15h

Guess he’s gonna put red state worker’s checks inside paper towels and toss em out

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 15h

Plenary Authority???
Stephen knew he fucked up as soon as he said it.

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 16h

Them mfers knew. Too many goddamn adaptations of Roots and “pick-a-slave/antebellum movie” out here for them to gloss over

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 16h

The Dutch and to an extent, the Germans did what America should’ve done decades ago but the white American colonizer simply refuses to concede power.

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 16h

Can’t get 3-4 guys to separate egos, form groups and split proceeds like we used to

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 16h

Yaaaayyy

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 16h

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 17h

If I’m a reporter Ima put a mic in his face as soon as he lands and ask him to spell Bahamas

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 17h

Sometimes you really can’t see nothin until they go ranting about how they’ve been swallowed😩

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 17h

On my way to Columbia to get a sew in so I can become a lesbian for a few days🤣

crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 17h

Even local LEOs in the movies balk at arresting the Feds