Steve
@chompmancobra.bsky.social
Winner: Scotland's Most Best Face (23/24 season)
Icon: a smiling bearded man in a blue vest and white cap, a Mediterranean hillside behind
Banner: a frosty winter scene from up a hill, a low sun shining between low cloud and a layer of mist
Icon: a smiling bearded man in a blue vest and white cap, a Mediterranean hillside behind
Banner: a frosty winter scene from up a hill, a low sun shining between low cloud and a layer of mist
Troy Deeney is beyond such petty considerations
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Troy Deeney is beyond such petty considerations
He might be resigning. He never fails to disappoint though, the pinch faced nasal voiced weak reed that he is, so probably not
February 8, 2026 at 10:20 PM
He might be resigning. He never fails to disappoint though, the pinch faced nasal voiced weak reed that he is, so probably not
Have had norovirus.
Strongly recommend not getting norovirus.
I agree that's it's a horrible illness
Strongly recommend not getting norovirus.
I agree that's it's a horrible illness
February 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Have had norovirus.
Strongly recommend not getting norovirus.
I agree that's it's a horrible illness
Strongly recommend not getting norovirus.
I agree that's it's a horrible illness
Well done, you've really caught the essence of the man
February 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Well done, you've really caught the essence of the man
The Owl can a Dick suck
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
The Owl can a Dick suck
You haven't capitalised those properly, the Owl is fucking furious
February 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
You haven't capitalised those properly, the Owl is fucking furious
Oh that's interesting. Why does it only seem to grow in Texas and Japan?
"Scientists do not know why the fungus mysteriously lives only in Texas and Japan"
Oh. Thanks, Scientists, that's not helpful at all
"Scientists do not know why the fungus mysteriously lives only in Texas and Japan"
Oh. Thanks, Scientists, that's not helpful at all
February 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Oh that's interesting. Why does it only seem to grow in Texas and Japan?
"Scientists do not know why the fungus mysteriously lives only in Texas and Japan"
Oh. Thanks, Scientists, that's not helpful at all
"Scientists do not know why the fungus mysteriously lives only in Texas and Japan"
Oh. Thanks, Scientists, that's not helpful at all
May I recommend Muppet Treasure Island and Muppet Christmas Carol?
youtu.be/j1l7N-WLa3Q?...
Upstage lads! This is my *only* number!
youtu.be/j1l7N-WLa3Q?...
Upstage lads! This is my *only* number!
Muppet Treasure Island - Professional Pirate
YouTube video by Tbrands88
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
May I recommend Muppet Treasure Island and Muppet Christmas Carol?
youtu.be/j1l7N-WLa3Q?...
Upstage lads! This is my *only* number!
youtu.be/j1l7N-WLa3Q?...
Upstage lads! This is my *only* number!
I mean I like the Muppets, but you don't have to like the Muppets. How would that even work?
February 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I mean I like the Muppets, but you don't have to like the Muppets. How would that even work?
I think the implication is that you're a big man child silly billy baby for not liking the Muppets?
February 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I think the implication is that you're a big man child silly billy baby for not liking the Muppets?
I don't think this website will allow us to express hope that W. Streeting falls out of a window and into the path of a big lorry, that's the sort of wishing unpleasant outcomes for right wing lickspittle cunts that they seem to very specifically frown on.
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I don't think this website will allow us to express hope that W. Streeting falls out of a window and into the path of a big lorry, that's the sort of wishing unpleasant outcomes for right wing lickspittle cunts that they seem to very specifically frown on.
Yes but he also has a screen presence that is at once boring and annoying, a true virtuoso
February 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Yes but he also has a screen presence that is at once boring and annoying, a true virtuoso
Science only recently* learned this!
*Not last week or anything, but in the last few decades when DNA analysis became widely available
*Not last week or anything, but in the last few decades when DNA analysis became widely available
February 8, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Science only recently* learned this!
*Not last week or anything, but in the last few decades when DNA analysis became widely available
*Not last week or anything, but in the last few decades when DNA analysis became widely available
It's tricky and I'm socially inept, and it worries me. Although it's worse for women: I just have to think "shit, do I seem like a murderer?"; they have to think "is this guy a murderer". Men's solo camping tips don't include things like "push the car seat back so they think a man parked here"
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
It's tricky and I'm socially inept, and it worries me. Although it's worse for women: I just have to think "shit, do I seem like a murderer?"; they have to think "is this guy a murderer". Men's solo camping tips don't include things like "push the car seat back so they think a man parked here"
This is the problem, which I think @nimakokaaz.bsky.social alludes to in the thread: there's no social indicator of "I am not a murderer" that monsters can't use too. Whether you're accidentally following a woman through the streets or meeting one up a hill (call out "hi, I'm not a murderer!"?)
February 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
This is the problem, which I think @nimakokaaz.bsky.social alludes to in the thread: there's no social indicator of "I am not a murderer" that monsters can't use too. Whether you're accidentally following a woman through the streets or meeting one up a hill (call out "hi, I'm not a murderer!"?)
This very morning I ordered a portable hand operated coffee grinder; that's definitely going to solve everything.
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
This very morning I ordered a portable hand operated coffee grinder; that's definitely going to solve everything.
How could it possibly fail to
February 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
How could it possibly fail to
This is @polearmguy.bsky.social erasure up with which I shall not put
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
This is @polearmguy.bsky.social erasure up with which I shall not put
And I hope someone kicked the absolute living shit out of the sausage
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
And I hope someone kicked the absolute living shit out of the sausage
You'd have to start an entirely new arts scene to find out, and you'd already have at least five feuds by lunchtime
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
You'd have to start an entirely new arts scene to find out, and you'd already have at least five feuds by lunchtime
It's only seven pounds! You're practically saving money! You ought to get three of them, just to be safe!
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
It's only seven pounds! You're practically saving money! You ought to get three of them, just to be safe!
It's good isn't it. The quiet.
February 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
It's good isn't it. The quiet.
I keep thinking I'm fifty. Years. Old. Then realising no wait I'm fifty one. I was forty about half an hour ago I swear.
I'm not sure I'm helping, I'll see myself out
I'm not sure I'm helping, I'll see myself out
February 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I keep thinking I'm fifty. Years. Old. Then realising no wait I'm fifty one. I was forty about half an hour ago I swear.
I'm not sure I'm helping, I'll see myself out
I'm not sure I'm helping, I'll see myself out