Steve
@chompmancobra.bsky.social
Winner: Scotland's Most Best Face (23/24 season)
Icon: a smiling bearded man in a blue vest and white cap, a Mediterranean hillside behind
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Icon: a smiling bearded man in a blue vest and white cap, a Mediterranean hillside behind
Banner: a frosty winter scene from up a hill, a low sun shining between low cloud and a layer of mist
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Anas Sarwar didn't manage to secure the support of Ian Murray. Ian Murray, a man sacked by Starmer *on the advice of Mandelson* and who lives for plotting and briefing. Cooked.
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Anas Sarwar didn't manage to secure the support of Ian Murray. Ian Murray, a man sacked by Starmer *on the advice of Mandelson* and who lives for plotting and briefing. Cooked.
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What's that you say, Anas? That you tweeted this last year in 2025 about your 'old friend' Peter Mandelson and now you think Starmer should resign but you should keep your job?
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 PM
What's that you say, Anas? That you tweeted this last year in 2025 about your 'old friend' Peter Mandelson and now you think Starmer should resign but you should keep your job?
If you see this being posted, be aware it's bullshit. Matt Goodwin is a lying snake, sure, but in this instance the picture with him is real and the other is a clumsy fake.
If you see an account like this post it and then refuse to delete when the fake is pointed out, that's a worthless account.
If you see an account like this post it and then refuse to delete when the fake is pointed out, that's a worthless account.
Political Satirical [MAGA/Reform = #SameCuntsDifferentContinent]
@politicalsatirical.bsky.social
· 19h
Reform UK’s ‘Dear Neighbour’ Trick… MKII…
Goodwin just got BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!
Goodwin just got BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 9:58 AM
If you see this being posted, be aware it's bullshit. Matt Goodwin is a lying snake, sure, but in this instance the picture with him is real and the other is a clumsy fake.
If you see an account like this post it and then refuse to delete when the fake is pointed out, that's a worthless account.
If you see an account like this post it and then refuse to delete when the fake is pointed out, that's a worthless account.
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One of the easiest ways to shoot down the idea that "AI" is an expert is to show how it deals with something people know about.
Younger readers may not get this as most appliances come pre-wired, but anyone 35+ can see these are chaotic fire hazards.
From Mastodon, AI asked how to wire a plug:
Younger readers may not get this as most appliances come pre-wired, but anyone 35+ can see these are chaotic fire hazards.
From Mastodon, AI asked how to wire a plug:
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
One of the easiest ways to shoot down the idea that "AI" is an expert is to show how it deals with something people know about.
Younger readers may not get this as most appliances come pre-wired, but anyone 35+ can see these are chaotic fire hazards.
From Mastodon, AI asked how to wire a plug:
Younger readers may not get this as most appliances come pre-wired, but anyone 35+ can see these are chaotic fire hazards.
From Mastodon, AI asked how to wire a plug:
With the good Tsar's evil boyar out of the way, he will finally be free to bring hope and joy to the people
FUCKING HELL! Literally five hours Pat McFadden was on #Kuenssberg saying there was no reason to get rid of McSweeney AND NOW THE QUIET LITTLE SHIT'S OUT! Gonna be a big diarrhoea week for Sir Keir, lads!
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Morgan McSweeney resigns as Keir Starmer’s chief of staff
Longtime aide departs after seemingly botched No 10 effort to shore up PM’s position against supposed plotters
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
With the good Tsar's evil boyar out of the way, he will finally be free to bring hope and joy to the people
@spindlypete.bsky.social seems apposite
February 8, 2026 at 3:58 AM
@spindlypete.bsky.social seems apposite
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loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
Thank Christ he doesn't have those polished black loafers on any more
February 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Thank Christ he doesn't have those polished black loafers on any more
@veeistrying.bsky.social check it out friendo, I made duck fat roast potatoes using the duck fat that came out of the duck. I'm a genius!
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
@veeistrying.bsky.social check it out friendo, I made duck fat roast potatoes using the duck fat that came out of the duck. I'm a genius!
When you
Go out to fight
But not with all of your might
That's a foray
When it's more of a raid
And you briefly invade
That's a foray
Go out to fight
But not with all of your might
That's a foray
When it's more of a raid
And you briefly invade
That's a foray
February 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
When you
Go out to fight
But not with all of your might
That's a foray
When it's more of a raid
And you briefly invade
That's a foray
Go out to fight
But not with all of your might
That's a foray
When it's more of a raid
And you briefly invade
That's a foray
Jeremy Corbyn would never commit to using the nuclear option to head off a leadership challenge, which is why he was unfit to be Prime Minister | John Rentoul, probably
Will Keir Starmer use his nuclear option to try to head off a leadership challenge? www.independent.co.uk/voices/keir-...
Will Keir Starmer use his nuclear option to try to head off a leadership challenge?
The prime minister’s allies have hinted that he will call a general election, says John Rentoul
www.independent.co.uk
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Jeremy Corbyn would never commit to using the nuclear option to head off a leadership challenge, which is why he was unfit to be Prime Minister | John Rentoul, probably
Was on a Ramblers walk through Crook of Devon today, which meant I could do The Joke: "twinned with the Thief of Baghdad"
It's the way I tell them.
Also saw the cool bridge at Rumbling Bridge, just ridiculously far above the water in the deep narrow gorge
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumblin...
It's the way I tell them.
Also saw the cool bridge at Rumbling Bridge, just ridiculously far above the water in the deep narrow gorge
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumblin...
Rumbling Bridge - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Was on a Ramblers walk through Crook of Devon today, which meant I could do The Joke: "twinned with the Thief of Baghdad"
It's the way I tell them.
Also saw the cool bridge at Rumbling Bridge, just ridiculously far above the water in the deep narrow gorge
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumblin...
It's the way I tell them.
Also saw the cool bridge at Rumbling Bridge, just ridiculously far above the water in the deep narrow gorge
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumblin...
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In these dark days of February, a little something to look forward to.
February 7, 2026 at 6:42 AM
In these dark days of February, a little something to look forward to.
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The power of the placebo effect is that even though the brooms don't do anything, the stones still slide further because they *think* they do
The dirty secret of curling that no one involved in the sport will admit is that the broom doesn’t do anything
February 7, 2026 at 4:19 PM
The power of the placebo effect is that even though the brooms don't do anything, the stones still slide further because they *think* they do
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Barney Ronay can be both right to point out "Guardiola is right to speak out and a performative hypocrite" and a performative hypocrite | Anyone who's read his whataboutery on Gaza
February 7, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Barney Ronay can be both right to point out "Guardiola is right to speak out and a performative hypocrite" and a performative hypocrite | Anyone who's read his whataboutery on Gaza
@billhookunion.beanyear.com look they're combining your and my special interests, Sumo and Beans
youtu.be/bZf3zUcAnaQ?...
youtu.be/bZf3zUcAnaQ?...
Ex-Yokozuna: "Sumo should use AI more;" Tochinoshin to open restaurant (Sumo News, Feb 6th)
YouTube video by Chris Sumo
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
@billhookunion.beanyear.com look they're combining your and my special interests, Sumo and Beans
youtu.be/bZf3zUcAnaQ?...
youtu.be/bZf3zUcAnaQ?...
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she doesn't need to be made a main character for this when cishet dudes say much stupider things all the time
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
she doesn't need to be made a main character for this when cishet dudes say much stupider things all the time
It would be against the Hunting With Dogs (Scotland) Act 2023. I'm not sure what the legal situation is in England, but up here at least you could only use a maximum of two dogs to flush him, and not to follow his trail through the woods.
You'd need to use good old fashioned bushcraft to hunt him.
You'd need to use good old fashioned bushcraft to hunt him.
Just in case you thought anyone was going to see repercussions for raping and torturing children and young women
February 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
It would be against the Hunting With Dogs (Scotland) Act 2023. I'm not sure what the legal situation is in England, but up here at least you could only use a maximum of two dogs to flush him, and not to follow his trail through the woods.
You'd need to use good old fashioned bushcraft to hunt him.
You'd need to use good old fashioned bushcraft to hunt him.
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Sources tell us that when Sir Kier Starmer was first informed that Peter Mandelson was lying he said "I am quite certain he was standing up", because he is almost as stupid as Ash Regan (but in a way that is good and noble, obviously)
February 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Sources tell us that when Sir Kier Starmer was first informed that Peter Mandelson was lying he said "I am quite certain he was standing up", because he is almost as stupid as Ash Regan (but in a way that is good and noble, obviously)
I feel like I have duffle coat vibes, but also I cannot trust a jacket that is not waterproof
I went for a haircut. Afterwards the barber fetched my duffle coat from the coat rack: a huge old heavy one I'd purchased, inexpensively, via a charity shop, and which friends and family had been fervently encouraging me to discard for several years. "Here is your carpet, sir!" announced the barber.
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 AM
I feel like I have duffle coat vibes, but also I cannot trust a jacket that is not waterproof
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Excited for people to read this one now I've tweaked it.
February 6, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Excited for people to read this one now I've tweaked it.
In the Rendition Flight Over the Sea
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 6:35 AM
In the Rendition Flight Over the Sea
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4 days or so left
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
4 days or so left
I've seen Mr Nipples and I did not enjoy it, but in the spirit of a problem shared is a problem maybe he'll haunt your dreams instead of mine the terrifying crocheted bastard, I think it's only reasonable that you see him too
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I've seen Mr Nipples and I did not enjoy it, but in the spirit of a problem shared is a problem maybe he'll haunt your dreams instead of mine the terrifying crocheted bastard, I think it's only reasonable that you see him too
I've got bad news about parsing this sentence. It's [the Winter Olympics will make sure nobody] [cheats by injecting their penis with acid]
And not [the Winter Olympics will make sure nobody cheats] [by injecting their penis with acid]
Plus it's not even LSD. It's disappointments all the way down
And not [the Winter Olympics will make sure nobody cheats] [by injecting their penis with acid]
Plus it's not even LSD. It's disappointments all the way down
The Winter Olympics Will Make Sure Nobody Cheats By Injecting Their Penis With Acid
Are Ski Jumpers Injecting Acid Into Their Penises? Probably not
A report claims some ski jumpers are injecting hyaluronic acid to cheat this year
kotaku.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I've got bad news about parsing this sentence. It's [the Winter Olympics will make sure nobody] [cheats by injecting their penis with acid]
And not [the Winter Olympics will make sure nobody cheats] [by injecting their penis with acid]
Plus it's not even LSD. It's disappointments all the way down
And not [the Winter Olympics will make sure nobody cheats] [by injecting their penis with acid]
Plus it's not even LSD. It's disappointments all the way down