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I'm entirely willing to believe that Peter Mandelson gets up to so much corrupt bullshit day in day out, with sums of money that would astound most of us, that a deal to buy a £2m apartment in Rio via nested companies could genuinely slip his mind
Yesterday we found notarised incorporation documents for the Brazilian company, with Mr Mandelson's signature.
I'm entirely willing to believe that Peter Mandelson gets up to so much corrupt bullshit day in day out, with sums of money that would astound most of us, that a deal to buy a £2m apartment in Rio via nested companies could genuinely slip his mind
We're not sending our best
Although I'm a human
I failed the Turing test
It's great work from Cupid
I genuinely believed a set of statistically generated responses was having deep and meaningful conversations with me and that we were in love,
Because I'm fucking stupid
I'm dumber than shit
It's just a big chatbot
But I really loved it
We're not sending our best
Although I'm a human
I failed the Turing test
It's great work from Cupid
I genuinely believed a set of statistically generated responses was having deep and meaningful conversations with me and that we were in love,
Because I'm fucking stupid
I'm dumber than shit
It's just a big chatbot
But I really loved it
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
It's great work from Cupid
I genuinely believed a set of statistically generated responses was having deep and meaningful conversations with me and that we were in love,
Because I'm fucking stupid
I'm dumber than shit
It's just a big chatbot
But I really loved it
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
Violets are blue
This seductive chatbot
Has abandoned you
I'm dumber than shit
It's just a big chatbot
But I really loved it
anti-queer, anti-immigrant, anti-worker, anti-protest, neoliberal, pro-Israel, pro-billionaire, pro-AI, pro-surveillance, pro-police
they really do think ppl like me are gonna turn around and magically vote labour to keep reform out.
they just don't get it at all. they've fucked themselves on this, and many other, issues.
i will never, ever again, vote labour in my life bcos @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social reintroduced section 28.
anti-queer, anti-immigrant, anti-worker, anti-protest, neoliberal, pro-Israel, pro-billionaire, pro-AI, pro-surveillance, pro-police
(With apologies to @magnets.bsky.social)
(With apologies to @magnets.bsky.social)
After the supreme court confirms it? Never?
After the supreme court confirms it? Never?
I have precisely one suggestion for copilot
I have precisely one suggestion for copilot
"Fit like min?" "I'm fine"
That's a Moray
"Fit like min?" "I'm fine"
That's a Moray
It didn't last long but it was lovely to see it
It didn't last long but it was lovely to see it
Abolish the BBC.
TRAILS
WILL
BLAZE
Which is infuriating because that word doesn't work like that. A trailblazer blazes a trail by cutting marks (blazes) into trees. At no point does a trail do any blazing. You lazy cunts.
Abolish the BBC.
There's no hope in nuclear war. This isn't a John Wyndham novel where a man in a chunky sweater sets his jaw at the end and starts rebuilding civilization.
the version of Threads actually released *is* the upbeat optimistic story.
that’s your hope.
There's no hope in nuclear war. This isn't a John Wyndham novel where a man in a chunky sweater sets his jaw at the end and starts rebuilding civilization.
The fix is part of Patch Tuesday, so update your systems.
AI is not a feature I ever desired in Notepad. I should look into some alternatives...
"Only when the tide goes out do you learn who has been swimming naked."
"Only when the tide goes out do you learn who has been swimming naked."
TRAILS
WILL
BLAZE
Which is infuriating because that word doesn't work like that. A trailblazer blazes a trail by cutting marks (blazes) into trees. At no point does a trail do any blazing. You lazy cunts.
TRAILS
WILL
BLAZE
Which is infuriating because that word doesn't work like that. A trailblazer blazes a trail by cutting marks (blazes) into trees. At no point does a trail do any blazing. You lazy cunts.
Something so that we won't cause you pain
You've been a massin' lots of lovely Danegeld
And now you'll never, ever get rid of the Dane
(R Kipling, N Sinatra, 1911)
Something so that we won't cause you pain
You've been a massin' lots of lovely Danegeld
And now you'll never, ever get rid of the Dane
(R Kipling, N Sinatra, 1911)