Steve
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Médecins Sans Informations Détaillées
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Maybe this article is from 1991
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He genuinely thought he'd come up with a beautiful idea to make things better, and had difficulty differentiating people criticising the idea he was heavily invested in and people attacking him personally, I reckon
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My and my friends would absolutely not kill Sophia Money-Coutts with hammers, I can tell you that much. She's from the ownership class and has a militarised police force which exists to protect her and her stuff.
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Contributing to the peace process by arresting hundreds of people for holding signs
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Scornflake Girl doesn't mess about oh wait you mean the spoof thing
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There was a time where Johnny Cash seemed vaguely uncool and the Cash Museum had been shuttered. Then he made American Recordings and had a career resurgence and got his due, he got lots of due, pretty much all the due he was due, everyone who had forgotten was like. "Oh shit yeah give him his due!"
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Masterful move sir, now you've spent a lot of money to very publicly prove it's not illegal to call you a paedo, and as a bonus that judge says your enemy's song slaps. You have him right where you want him.
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I need to know: are you to blame for this or have you only found out at the same time as the rest of us
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I wonder if Ichiyamamoto has one as part of his massive collection of Wakatakakage fan merch
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Can those of us who have travelled here from 1974 take a test maybe? I promise I am normal and can be trusted with the occasional shitpost, and the occasional shit post.
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You can kind of see why Trump thinks he should get a Nobel Prize, when that wedding-droning, Guantanamo non-closing, can-kicking motherfucker got one.
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God damn you to hell
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He does want to change the world, he is looking for a new England (because this one is shit), and he has little interest in another girl
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I keep feeling like I'm getting away with something!
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I mean, there's people with worse problems, and I get all the pills for free because NHS Scotland for all its troubles is the fucking best, don't get me wrong.

Love to be here to complain about tablets, instead of reaching infinite blood pressure and popping like a balloon, but can't it be easier?
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I think I'm meant to take them all at roughly the same time. Plus, that seems like more remembering, although having its own little section would maybe stop me forgetting the little bugger (which to be fair has only happened once). But sometimes I leave early for a long day's walking.
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You want me to remember to take my pills, except one, then wait a bit, then go "oh shit, got to eat breakfast", obtain breakfast, and then remember there's still one pill lurking in the pill box that I have to take? I'm not made of remembering to do things, is what I'm saying
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I think it's cruel to give someone with attention span issues a bunch of pills he has to take each morning (I got a weekly pill box thing, it's really helpful!) and then to make one of them "don't take with food! at least 15 minutes before!" and another one "take with food!"