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Yesterday was a heck of a day. Looking forward to whatever comes next.
A view of the diamond shaped flame trail behind New Glenn 2 as it departs Florida. Bits of frost and mist flow down the docket and are sucked into the exhaust from the rocket's seven BE-4 engines
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Bucket list items for today:
- autonomously landed a 188 ft booster on an ocean-going platform *check*
- successfully deployed a payload destined for Mars *check*

Woot!
New Glenn two, first stage, shortly after landing on Jacklyn
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Mmm... pear and almond cream puff pastry baskets.
Four round pear and almond cream puff pastry baskets cooling on a wire rack
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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A collage of photos from Trump's Gatsby party. Upper left depicts a scantily glad young woman dancing in an oversized cocktail glass. Upper right shows Trump smiling with guests. Lower left shows two couples posing in their period attire. Lower right shows a crowd of seated guests being attended to by men in black vests and scantily clad women waving cloud-like props in the air.
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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A collage of photos from Trump's Gatsby party. Upper left depicts a scantily glad young woman dancing in an oversized cocktail glass. Upper right shows Trump smiling with guests. Lower left shows two couples posing in their period attire. Lower right shows a crowd of seated guests being attended to by men in black vests and scantily clad women waving cloud-like props in the air.
November 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Check out these wild ass shaggy mane shrooms in my yard!
shaggy mane mushrooms that have started releasing their spores and liquifying into a black inky goo
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Dinner is served... cod pipérade, croquetas de pollo, gratin dauphinois, and roast asparagus.
cod pipérade, croquetas de pollo, gratin dauphinois, and roast asparagus on a white ceramic plate
October 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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An image of text saying "release the amelia earhart epstein files." where amelia earhart is crossed out
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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In spite of all the atrocities, baguettes...
Three homemade baguettes sitting on a wooden cutting board with a bread knife nearby
October 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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I brought this walrus home with me one day and my life has been better for it (badly photoshopped walrus tusks added by a friend) 🤣
A brindle patterned english mastiff lying on a beige carpeted floor. It has been photoshopped with with walrus tusks
October 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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I'm not saying Atlas hates everyone on the other side of that window, but it's close
An english mastiff stares out the window past red curtains with a couple stringers of drool on his chin
October 2, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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If snatched by an eagle, the black one would snuggle it for warmth, the grey would fight to the inevitable end, and the white would be all, "Where are we going? Wheeeeee! Ow! That's not the proper way to groom me! Bring me tuneh worthy of the dark laird..."
A white doofus of a cat lying on a sheepskin rug before a brick lined fireplace
October 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Oh, these fools would be bold right up until the end. House cats know no fear.
A white cat, grey cat, and black cat sitting on a windowsill gazing at something in the distance
October 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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All I need to do is move this feeder about five feet and I win.

Wait... do the birds need to stay alived? I'm concerned about the cats.
A northern flicker with black spots on their white belly and grey and red cheecks and tail hanfs from a suet feeder with trees and a grey home in the background
October 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Mmm... babka happened today
A chocolate babka in a cast iron bread pan on a white countertop
September 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Your last saved pic is your philosophy
a young boy sits in the cockpit near the companionway entrance on a monohull sailboat somewhere in the Caribbean
September 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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The "are we the baddies" meme, but instead the text reads "are we the shit hole country?"
August 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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An old SNL image in which one newscaster says "it appears we have some breaking news" and the other responds "good lord, what the fuck now?"
August 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Got a shiny new challenge coin from work. This past year working with my team has been the highlight of my career. #space
An silver oblong shaped coin depicting the launch of Blue Origin's first New Glenn rocket A silver oblong shaped coin depicting Blue Origin's New Glenn rocket at LC-36 on space coast in Florida
August 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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A forlorn handmade domokun pillowcase with a burst zipper and its stuffing coming out lies on its side on a blue couch. The word "same" is printed below
August 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Pretty sure Atlas is dreaming of electric sheep in this photo. 😂
An english mastiff sleeps on a sheepskin rug with his tongue hanging out
August 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Yes, the floor slats are 2.5" wide, and yes, that is a very chonky floor potato. #dogs
An english mastiff lies on a hardwood floor against a cream colored wall. He is roughly twenty floor slats long, from his booplesnoot to his rumpledumple.
August 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Something under the table is drooling. #dogs
An english mastiff lies on a hardwood floor under a darkly-stained, wooden kitchen table, partly obscured by a chair. He is surprisingly stealthy for a 170 pound dog.
August 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Sometimes it do be like that
A western tanager (red head, yellow body, grey wings) sitting on a wood railing A black and white woodpecker with a bright red head A ruby throated hummingbird (green and white body) in flight near a feeder, wings outstretched and lit from behind by the sun A northern flicker (white body with black spots, grey wings and head with red accents) hanging from a suet feeder
August 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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At least it's not chainsaw bears again
A news meme showing a brown bear with chainsaws for arms and the caption, "breaking news: chainsaw bears reach usa"
August 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM