Working on a time-bending science fiction alternate timeline thriller about John Denver's plane crashing into Kobe Bryant's helicopter.
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Working on a time-bending science fiction alternate timeline thriller about John Denver's plane crashing into Kobe Bryant's helicopter.
Every 3 months normies get ‘shocked’ AGAIN to find out that TikTok and X aren’t a great place to get your news. Stop paying attention to them, you dopey hogs…
January 27, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Every 3 months normies get ‘shocked’ AGAIN to find out that TikTok and X aren’t a great place to get your news. Stop paying attention to them, you dopey hogs…
I would respect Norway so much if they created and awarded the prez a Nobel prize for pedophilia
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I would respect Norway so much if they created and awarded the prez a Nobel prize for pedophilia
PETER LORRE. ALSO, THE SEAHAWKS WON THE SUPERBOWL IN 2015. This concludes today’s yelling at podcasts that got stuff wrong.
January 20, 2026 at 2:10 PM
PETER LORRE. ALSO, THE SEAHAWKS WON THE SUPERBOWL IN 2015. This concludes today’s yelling at podcasts that got stuff wrong.
I think a lot of people were duped into thinking that a militant, fascistic strongman would also come with a lot of treats for white people. They failed to realize that most of those treats come by way of immigrants either at the end by Doordash or from step one in the fields. Enjoy it, dummies.
January 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I think a lot of people were duped into thinking that a militant, fascistic strongman would also come with a lot of treats for white people. They failed to realize that most of those treats come by way of immigrants either at the end by Doordash or from step one in the fields. Enjoy it, dummies.
2025 wasn’t all terrible. Dick Cheney died 🤷
January 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
2025 wasn’t all terrible. Dick Cheney died 🤷
If I were ever a member of the Agent/Manager/Rep/PR class, I would at least try to be honest about it and put 'Gatekeeper, Parasite' on my business card.
December 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If I were ever a member of the Agent/Manager/Rep/PR class, I would at least try to be honest about it and put 'Gatekeeper, Parasite' on my business card.
Part of me feels like it's inevitable that at some point I will be wandering the streets of Manhattan shouting, "Tammany Hall is a Petco!!"
December 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Part of me feels like it's inevitable that at some point I will be wandering the streets of Manhattan shouting, "Tammany Hall is a Petco!!"
Never thought I'd say this about a sitting US Prez, but this guy can go live in a trashcan with the rest of the fucking trash.
December 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Never thought I'd say this about a sitting US Prez, but this guy can go live in a trashcan with the rest of the fucking trash.
RIP Cheney. Shot in the face with pneumonia
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
RIP Cheney. Shot in the face with pneumonia
Heaven apparently has a weird system where if you're a musician, you have to join a band with other musicians that died at the same time. Maybe Chuck Mangione and Ozzy Osbourne probably don't have a lot to talk about, much less make music.
July 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Heaven apparently has a weird system where if you're a musician, you have to join a band with other musicians that died at the same time. Maybe Chuck Mangione and Ozzy Osbourne probably don't have a lot to talk about, much less make music.
This anti-depressant ad is very effective. This person is playing pickleball with white people and looks happy to be there. That drug must be hella powerful.
July 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
This anti-depressant ad is very effective. This person is playing pickleball with white people and looks happy to be there. That drug must be hella powerful.
So far, the winner for best Cabinet secretary nickname goes to 'Howard Nutlick'.
July 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
So far, the winner for best Cabinet secretary nickname goes to 'Howard Nutlick'.
"What if people on the Enterprise used old rotary phones and stuff?" is where the Star Trek franchise is at currently, FYI #PickedCleanCarcass
July 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"What if people on the Enterprise used old rotary phones and stuff?" is where the Star Trek franchise is at currently, FYI #PickedCleanCarcass
It wouldn't surprise me at all if someone very high up at the CIA called the President and simply said, "The Epstein list belongs to us, and we are currently using it. End of discussion." and hung up.
July 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It wouldn't surprise me at all if someone very high up at the CIA called the President and simply said, "The Epstein list belongs to us, and we are currently using it. End of discussion." and hung up.
I wouldn't trust this guy to give me change for a dollar. What are we doing?
CNBC: You guys set the deadline for early July to have more trade deals. We're expecting more to come. What can you tell us?
LUTNICK: Oh, there are so many coming ... starting today, we are gonna be focused on other deals ... you're gonna see deal after deal
LUTNICK: Oh, there are so many coming ... starting today, we are gonna be focused on other deals ... you're gonna see deal after deal
June 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I wouldn't trust this guy to give me change for a dollar. What are we doing?
If you're the kind of person that would've watched fellow Americans get sprayed with hoses and savagely beaten in 1967 and say, "Yeah, but is all this protesting really helping the cause?", the movement doesn't need or want you around. Go screw.
June 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If you're the kind of person that would've watched fellow Americans get sprayed with hoses and savagely beaten in 1967 and say, "Yeah, but is all this protesting really helping the cause?", the movement doesn't need or want you around. Go screw.
This Memorial Day, I celebrate veterans for protecting America from destruction by outside forces, making it unfortunately inevitable that we will be destroyed from within by our own stupidity greed and hubris
May 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This Memorial Day, I celebrate veterans for protecting America from destruction by outside forces, making it unfortunately inevitable that we will be destroyed from within by our own stupidity greed and hubris
Every year or so, I check in on Reddit, wonder why there are people really into it, try and figure out what it actually provides. After a minute or two, I lose interest and see ya next year.
May 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Every year or so, I check in on Reddit, wonder why there are people really into it, try and figure out what it actually provides. After a minute or two, I lose interest and see ya next year.
Such a low stakes Reno local brag. McCarran is like 3 lanes. If this person ever had to drive the highway to the airport in Buenos Aires Argentina they would have 10 heart attacks
May 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Such a low stakes Reno local brag. McCarran is like 3 lanes. If this person ever had to drive the highway to the airport in Buenos Aires Argentina they would have 10 heart attacks
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Hey look! It's a TRIBUTE snack: The fruit equivalent of Dread Zeppalin!
November 17, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Hey look! It's a TRIBUTE snack: The fruit equivalent of Dread Zeppalin!
Do you have a travel page on instagram that makes you look like a privileged and conceited 20-something garbage person? If yes, I’m sorry I blocked (or will soon be blocking) you but I just can’t tolerate your existence right now.
August 28, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Do you have a travel page on instagram that makes you look like a privileged and conceited 20-something garbage person? If yes, I’m sorry I blocked (or will soon be blocking) you but I just can’t tolerate your existence right now.