Chris Johnston
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Massive wind storm with waves 25-35 feet.
It’s called a Bomb Cyclone.
It’s called a Bomb Cyclone.
December 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Massive wind storm with waves 25-35 feet.
It’s called a Bomb Cyclone.
It’s called a Bomb Cyclone.
The Gävle Goat LIVE 2025 | Lofi Christmas mix
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December 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Not Guilty- Los Angeles tow truck driver towed ICE.
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How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Not Guilty- Los Angeles tow truck driver towed ICE.
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Christmas Stalking-
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Downer and Blitzin’
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December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Christmas Stalking-
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President Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’ - Onion
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Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
MOUNT POCONO, PA—Delivering a highly anticipated speech about the state of the economy, President Donald Trump doubled down this week on his claim that groceries were a hoax perpetrated by Democrats. ...
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December 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
President Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’ - Onion
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Groceries ARE FAKE
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December 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Groceries ARE FAKE
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December 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
[ Double Tap ] boat was heading southeast to Suriname from Venezuela. It was not heading to the US.
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Navy admiral told Congress alleged drug boat wasn't coming to US
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December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
[ Double Tap ] boat was heading southeast to Suriname from Venezuela. It was not heading to the US.
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Chicago Snow
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December 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Chicago Snow
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AI Slop reminds me of when Spam took over email.
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Reddit is considered one of the most human spaces left on the internet, but mods and users are overwhelmed with slop posts in the most popular subreddits. www.wired.com/story/ai-slo...
AI Slop Is Ruining Reddit for Everyone
Reddit is considered one of the most human spaces left on the internet, but mods and users are overwhelmed with slop posts in the most popular subreddits.
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December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
AI Slop reminds me of when Spam took over email.
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The DOGGY heist, stealing a vast amount of government data about you and me.
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‘It’s a Heist’: Real Federal Auditors Are Horrified by DOGE
WIRED talked to actual federal auditors about how government auditing works—and how DOGE is doing the opposite.
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December 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The DOGGY heist, stealing a vast amount of government data about you and me.
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Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Digital Security for teens. (And seniors and everyone else). It’s by Wired - no paywall.
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ICYMI: This weekend, we published the @wired.com guide to digital opsec for teens (tho it applies to pretty much everyone!) We hope you and the kids in your life will read it and stay safe out there. No paywall! @lhn.bsky.social and JP Aumasson report: www.wired.com/story/digita...
The WIRED Guide to Digital Opsec for Teens
Practicing good “operations security” is essential to staying safe online. Here's a complete guide for teenagers (and anyone else) who wants to button up their digital lives.
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December 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Digital Security for teens. (And seniors and everyone else). It’s by Wired - no paywall.
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Help the world.
Buy a subscription to TheOnion.
They do awesome humor and satire,
plus some real news.
We have our subscription and have been reading it for at least twenty years,
going back to the days when it was printed on paper.
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Buy a subscription to TheOnion.
They do awesome humor and satire,
plus some real news.
We have our subscription and have been reading it for at least twenty years,
going back to the days when it was printed on paper.
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Help the world.
Buy a subscription to TheOnion.
They do awesome humor and satire,
plus some real news.
We have our subscription and have been reading it for at least twenty years,
going back to the days when it was printed on paper.
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Buy a subscription to TheOnion.
They do awesome humor and satire,
plus some real news.
We have our subscription and have been reading it for at least twenty years,
going back to the days when it was printed on paper.
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Pay attention. Hold off on those Christmas lights.
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My Groove is actually harshed. My goddam Calendar (Not the good one from Google that I use everyday, but the annoying "pick me" bullshit wanna-be that's hard-baked onto my computer I cannot get rid of Calendar®) Helpfully let me know that tomorrow is BLACK FRIDAY! Now I'm not gonna buy Anything.
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Pay attention. Hold off on those Christmas lights.
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I have three phones on the bottom of Lake Michigan, so I keep up with the technology and productivity.
And I‘m doing my part to enhance the world economy.
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And I‘m doing my part to enhance the world economy.
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Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I have three phones on the bottom of Lake Michigan, so I keep up with the technology and productivity.
And I‘m doing my part to enhance the world economy.
www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/11/...
And I‘m doing my part to enhance the world economy.
www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/11/...
GI Rights Hotline
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Just dropped this elsewhere, so boosting, since the illegal-orders discussion is back in the news: there's some great GI Rights Hotline postcards and leaflets for printing and distributing, but here's one with the absolute basic message and phone number as a label template.
I've seen a bunch of people sharing leaflet and postcard-sized versions of the GI Rights Hotline info, but I haven't seen any templates designed for label printing, so 30 seconds with the Avery template maker made the simplest possible version with the absolute basics (to be seen from a distance).
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
GI Rights Hotline
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To clear up any confusion: There is no statute that allows the president to revoke birthright citizenship. There is no statute that authorizes racial profiling. There is no statute that permits the government to use incredible and indiscriminate force.
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How Conservative Judges Turned a Throwaway Line Into a Free Pass For ICE Violence
For these judges, the White House not getting its way is a legal crisis that requires immediate intervention.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
To clear up any confusion: There is no statute that allows the president to revoke birthright citizenship. There is no statute that authorizes racial profiling. There is no statute that permits the government to use incredible and indiscriminate force.
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Too many children in the country.
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...
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November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Too many children in the country.
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