Chris Bentley
@chrisbentley.bsky.social
Music. Movies. Auburn basketball. Auburn football. U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team. Phish. Goose. King Gizzard. Jam grass.
You must stake the heart, Oklahoma.
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
You must stake the heart, Oklahoma.
I genuinely thought that was a made FG
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I genuinely thought that was a made FG
lol welp this game is over
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
lol welp this game is over
Look, Ryan Williams is going to drop one per game. It is what it is.
December 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Look, Ryan Williams is going to drop one per game. It is what it is.
Probably not ideal to put the team who ends the season looking very average in the playoffs.
December 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Probably not ideal to put the team who ends the season looking very average in the playoffs.
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
The Sure Thing (1985)
Stand By Me (1986)
The Princess Bride (1987)
When Harry Met Sally… (1989)
Misery (1990)
A Few Good Men (1992)
Truly, one of the greatest director runs in history. RIP Rob Reiner
The Sure Thing (1985)
Stand By Me (1986)
The Princess Bride (1987)
When Harry Met Sally… (1989)
Misery (1990)
A Few Good Men (1992)
Truly, one of the greatest director runs in history. RIP Rob Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
The Sure Thing (1985)
Stand By Me (1986)
The Princess Bride (1987)
When Harry Met Sally… (1989)
Misery (1990)
A Few Good Men (1992)
Truly, one of the greatest director runs in history. RIP Rob Reiner
The Sure Thing (1985)
Stand By Me (1986)
The Princess Bride (1987)
When Harry Met Sally… (1989)
Misery (1990)
A Few Good Men (1992)
Truly, one of the greatest director runs in history. RIP Rob Reiner
All we've ever wanted is to sit next to a stranger who smells like they just left the gym for 3 1/2 hours. The admin keeps delivering!
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
All we've ever wanted is to sit next to a stranger who smells like they just left the gym for 3 1/2 hours. The admin keeps delivering!
Isn't Oracle asking for a government bailout at this very moment because they can't pay for all of the chips they ordered, and now they are offering $108b for buy Warner Bros?
Remember folks you always want to privatize the gains and socialize the losses. That's America, babyyyyyyy
Remember folks you always want to privatize the gains and socialize the losses. That's America, babyyyyyyy
Breaking news: Paramount has launched a $108bn hostile bid to buy Warner Bros Discovery, in an attempt to outmanoeuvre Netflix after the streaming giant won an auction for the media company last week. on.ft.com/3MmkV1c
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Isn't Oracle asking for a government bailout at this very moment because they can't pay for all of the chips they ordered, and now they are offering $108b for buy Warner Bros?
Remember folks you always want to privatize the gains and socialize the losses. That's America, babyyyyyyy
Remember folks you always want to privatize the gains and socialize the losses. That's America, babyyyyyyy
Group L is the Group of Death: England, Croatia, Panama, & Ghana
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Group L is the Group of Death: England, Croatia, Panama, & Ghana
Omg Wayne Gretzky can’t read
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Omg Wayne Gretzky can’t read
This Netflix / Warner Brother’s news has me pretty bummed. I love going to the movies and I hate monopolies. This feels uniquely designed to ruin my day.
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This Netflix / Warner Brother’s news has me pretty bummed. I love going to the movies and I hate monopolies. This feels uniquely designed to ruin my day.
Incredible night for the USMNT 🇺🇸
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Incredible night for the USMNT 🇺🇸
Holy shit the USMNT are clapping Uruguay’s cheeks
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Holy shit the USMNT are clapping Uruguay’s cheeks
HELL OF A GOAL 🇺🇸
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
HELL OF A GOAL 🇺🇸
The Hallmark Nuzzi biopic is going to be really weird, FTR.
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The Hallmark Nuzzi biopic is going to be really weird, FTR.
Alabama lost ✅
USMNT won ✅
USMNT got into a fight ✅
Auburn basketball, let’s get this dub tomorrow against Houston and really have ourselves a weekend.
USMNT won ✅
USMNT got into a fight ✅
Auburn basketball, let’s get this dub tomorrow against Houston and really have ourselves a weekend.
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Alabama lost ✅
USMNT won ✅
USMNT got into a fight ✅
Auburn basketball, let’s get this dub tomorrow against Houston and really have ourselves a weekend.
USMNT won ✅
USMNT got into a fight ✅
Auburn basketball, let’s get this dub tomorrow against Houston and really have ourselves a weekend.
GOALLLLLLLLL 🇺🇸
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
GOALLLLLLLLL 🇺🇸
South Carolina, 😂😂😂
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
South Carolina, 😂😂😂
I can’t stop thinking about how incredible Twitter would have been in 2015 if everyone found out Donald Trump might have throated Bill Clinton
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I can’t stop thinking about how incredible Twitter would have been in 2015 if everyone found out Donald Trump might have throated Bill Clinton
I guess the real question is who didn’t throat Bill Clinton in the 90’s?
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I guess the real question is who didn’t throat Bill Clinton in the 90’s?
lol hell yea Predator: Badlands kinda whips
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
lol hell yea Predator: Badlands kinda whips
I look forward to donating to whoever primaries @schumer.senate.gov.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I look forward to donating to whoever primaries @schumer.senate.gov.
I’ve been so impressed with the difference the Auburn staff has made without Hugh. The offense looks prepared for the first time since the Baylor game.
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’ve been so impressed with the difference the Auburn staff has made without Hugh. The offense looks prepared for the first time since the Baylor game.