Chris Bentley
chrisbentley.bsky.social
Chris Bentley
@chrisbentley.bsky.social
Music. Movies. Auburn basketball. Auburn football. U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team. Phish. Goose. King Gizzard. Jam grass.
You must stake the heart, Oklahoma.
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I genuinely thought that was a made FG
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
lol welp this game is over
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Look, Ryan Williams is going to drop one per game. It is what it is.
December 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Probably not ideal to put the team who ends the season looking very average in the playoffs.
December 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
The Sure Thing (1985)
Stand By Me (1986)
The Princess Bride (1987)
When Harry Met Sally… (1989)
Misery (1990)
A Few Good Men (1992)

Truly, one of the greatest director runs in history. RIP Rob Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
All we've ever wanted is to sit next to a stranger who smells like they just left the gym for 3 1/2 hours. The admin keeps delivering!
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Isn't Oracle asking for a government bailout at this very moment because they can't pay for all of the chips they ordered, and now they are offering $108b for buy Warner Bros?

Remember folks you always want to privatize the gains and socialize the losses. That's America, babyyyyyyy
Breaking news: Paramount has launched a $108bn hostile bid to buy Warner Bros Discovery, in an attempt to outmanoeuvre Netflix after the streaming giant won an auction for the media company last week. on.ft.com/3MmkV1c
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Group L is the Group of Death: England, Croatia, Panama, & Ghana
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Omg Wayne Gretzky can’t read
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This Netflix / Warner Brother’s news has me pretty bummed. I love going to the movies and I hate monopolies. This feels uniquely designed to ruin my day.
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Incredible night for the USMNT 🇺🇸
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Holy shit the USMNT are clapping Uruguay’s cheeks
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
HELL OF A GOAL 🇺🇸
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The Hallmark Nuzzi biopic is going to be really weird, FTR.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Alabama lost ✅
USMNT won ✅
USMNT got into a fight ✅

Auburn basketball, let’s get this dub tomorrow against Houston and really have ourselves a weekend.
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
GOALLLLLLLLL 🇺🇸
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
South Carolina, 😂😂😂
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
SOUTH CAROLINA
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I can’t stop thinking about how incredible Twitter would have been in 2015 if everyone found out Donald Trump might have throated Bill Clinton
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I guess the real question is who didn’t throat Bill Clinton in the 90’s?
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
lol hell yea Predator: Badlands kinda whips
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I look forward to donating to whoever primaries @schumer.senate.gov.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’ve been so impressed with the difference the Auburn staff has made without Hugh. The offense looks prepared for the first time since the Baylor game.
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM