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Chris Blackton
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We are the guardrail now

Good prevails

2 + 2 = 4

#sfgiants / #sjsharks
Care for some:
February 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Weird that I'm listening to the new Puscifer album and as I read your comment I'm listening to these lyrics
February 6, 2026 at 9:46 PM
40k more votes and his lead INCREASED
February 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
HE'S GONNA FUCKING WIN Y'ALL
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Interesting...
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Ever wondered why Trump needs so many golf courses?
January 31, 2026 at 4:51 AM
January 31, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Are tix selling better down there?
January 30, 2026 at 12:29 AM
We were first. They copied us.

Vancouver (not B.C.)
Washington (not D.C.)
in
Clark County (not NV)
near
Portland (not ME)
January 29, 2026 at 4:16 AM
FYI
January 27, 2026 at 5:59 AM
?
January 27, 2026 at 5:44 AM
That phrase... "classical liberal democracy"

I do not think it means what you think it means.
January 26, 2026 at 8:24 PM
January 26, 2026 at 6:42 PM
This seating chart is SAD! but maybe just as funny is the one at the local mall that is showing it in a 24-seater

I didn't even know they had theaters that small!
January 26, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It's maybe the most Monday-est of Mondays so if you need a laugh check your local theater seating charts.
January 26, 2026 at 5:50 PM
January 26, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Labeling this as graphic but this needs to be seen by as many people as possible.

Alt text/trigger warning:

A still frame from one of videos of Alex Pretti being murdered showing Alex on one knee while a federal officer points his gun at Alex's back before pulling the trigger for the second time
January 25, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Yeah... Definitely nothing else dominating the discourse here today.
January 24, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Pink coat lady video
January 24, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Stabilized
January 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
A fucking execution.
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
January 19, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Excellent notification

Very helpful

Much useful
January 16, 2026 at 8:54 PM
January 16, 2026 at 5:42 AM
January 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM