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We are the guardrail now

2 + 2 = 4

#sfgiants / #sjsharks
Pinned
They want you to stop fighting back.
They want you to silence yourself.
They want you to ignore injustice.
They want you to blame others.
They want you to lose hope.
They want you to be afraid.
They want you to give up.
They want you to obey.

Don't.
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January 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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Two things can be true:

Maduro is a vile despot who stole the election & has caused unimaginable harm & trauma to Venezuelans, including economic collapse & mass migration.

Trump’s invasion of Venezuela has nothing to do with helping Venezuelans & everything to do with Trump’s own power.
January 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Wow, are you telling me the Trump administration lied?

Someone get me my smelling salts.
Schumer: “I was in the SCIF on 3 different occasions … I asked them: Are you pursuing regime change? Are you intent on taking military action in Venezuela?"

“And they are assured me they are not pursuing those things”
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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This exactly. Interventionism in Latin America is the entirety of the 20th century. Just look at Panama.

But Trump's illegal move goes far beyond that and signals what Putin and Xi are preparing for.
January 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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Two groups elected him. The insufferably stupid and the insufferably greedy.
January 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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So many I love but this is the one I'll always remember. It was huge! Big production values, looked phenomenal and it's a dope tune. Everything about this was BIG. It was a whole ass movie
December 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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So “a million more documents” is now “roughly 5.2 million pages of Epstein files documents”

And they’re “seeking to enlist about 400 lawyers” to do doc review, which means they don’t even have the people yet to get it done

Trump & Pamela Jo are just slow-walking the shit out of violating the law.
December 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Candidate fundraising call time is one of the most demoralizing, radicalizing experiences in politics.

@cameronkasky.bsky.social — who is running for the seat Jerry Nadler is retiring from — shows what it’s like to raise money as a candidate, in an effort to push more people to donate online.
December 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Trump take house
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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It'd be really nice if the people in charge of MLB didn't hate MLB so fucking much
MLB's tech regulation plans give itself full control over who can do business with baseball.
And I learned an AI scouting firm — founded by the uncle of an exec in Rob Manfred’s inner circle — may win a bid.
Team sources and antitrust experts told me it creates a conflict of interest.

NEW from me:
MLB Teams Fear League Will Pick Winners and Losers in Tech
The league is taking control of the choosing of tech partners, rather than leaving it up to teams; one firm under consideration was founded by a top MLB exec’s uncle.
frontofficesports.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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In retrospect, it's surprising how *little* of this happened in the first term, given that "slap his name on something" is the only thing he knew how to do in business for most of his life (before he learned the secondary skill "play a successful businessman on TV").
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Larry Ellison and other billionaires want us all fighting over basic dignity and human rights so we don't form a unified consensus that they're a planetary cancer
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Sliver...

Missed Dave by a week 😢
Friday the 13th. 😑
December 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Conan deserves to have this moment
During the Oscars telecast and Conan O’Brien makes the announcement
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened

like via Jeff Passan or something
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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During the Oscars telecast and Conan O’Brien makes the announcement
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened

like via Jeff Passan or something
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Banning medical care for trans kids doesn’t stop them from being trans. It just makes their lives into a horrible nightmare.
December 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Legitimately shocked that MGP isn't on this list
[expletive deleted] Henry Cueller (TX), Vincente Gonzalez (TX), and Don Davis (NC). You are awful people.
Had the three Dems who voted for this held the line and voted no, they could have blocked it.
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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James Talarico: Three dudes — Musk, Zuckerberg, and Bezos — now own more wealth than 165 million Americans combined.

They're not just buying yachts and jets. They're buying power.

Our healthcare premiums are about to go up because they want another tax break. It’s time to limit their power.
December 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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People often take issue when I say “we.” But I think it’s important to phrase it that way.

This isn’t what I want. It’s not what I voted for. But this is what’s being done in our name. It’s we.
i think it is important to say that yes, WE murdered eight more people. We the people.
We just murdered eight more people in boats.
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
19.5

Mom had a waterbed but I've never slept on one
Show your age

17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Erika Kirk and Bari Weiss will be co-hosting the CBS NFL halftime show during the play-offs. Here's why America has a liberal media bias problem.
December 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM