Chris Coleman
@chriscoleman.name
I make websites (for the internet).
Wow, tempting offer! Should I sell my house for an inflation-adjusted 60% of what I paid for it 10 years ago?
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December 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Wow, tempting offer! Should I sell my house for an inflation-adjusted 60% of what I paid for it 10 years ago?
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
Some asshole flew a USAF 747 over my house at 2,000 feet the other night.
(Spoiler: it was Hegseth)
(Spoiler: it was Hegseth)
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Some asshole flew a USAF 747 over my house at 2,000 feet the other night.
(Spoiler: it was Hegseth)
(Spoiler: it was Hegseth)
Oh you just reminded me that I found a copy on vinyl this year but haven’t actually listened to it yet.
I might have forgotten because it’s the version with the worst and most confusing sleeve art possible.
I might have forgotten because it’s the version with the worst and most confusing sleeve art possible.
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Oh you just reminded me that I found a copy on vinyl this year but haven’t actually listened to it yet.
I might have forgotten because it’s the version with the worst and most confusing sleeve art possible.
I might have forgotten because it’s the version with the worst and most confusing sleeve art possible.
We're gamifying Chrome devtools now?
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
We're gamifying Chrome devtools now?
I see all you people clowning on the goofy text labels but not one of you bothers to mention that this room(?) has doors for a floor.
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I see all you people clowning on the goofy text labels but not one of you bothers to mention that this room(?) has doors for a floor.
Quick first pass at an animated pixel Nazgul. Needs a lot of work. I'm not very good at this
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Quick first pass at an animated pixel Nazgul. Needs a lot of work. I'm not very good at this
lol domain scammers can eat shit
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
lol domain scammers can eat shit
Is it normal for a pecan pie to rise?
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Is it normal for a pecan pie to rise?
Seriously. And to be honest, the Liquid Glass effect itself isn't even that bad on Tahoe, but so many other arbitrary changes make no sense. Finder windows are driving me crazy. The sidebar stands out so much. It looks like I should be able to dismiss it.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Seriously. And to be honest, the Liquid Glass effect itself isn't even that bad on Tahoe, but so many other arbitrary changes make no sense. Finder windows are driving me crazy. The sidebar stands out so much. It looks like I should be able to dismiss it.
Apple, pay me $300,000 a year.
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Apple, pay me $300,000 a year.
I was forced to upgrade my work computer to Tahoe yesterday, and Apple Music is a mess.
Now playing, which had been centered at the top of the screen for 25 years, is now in a bar at the bottom, overlapping the content. The top of the window finally has the big blank space I've always wanted.
Now playing, which had been centered at the top of the screen for 25 years, is now in a bar at the bottom, overlapping the content. The top of the window finally has the big blank space I've always wanted.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I was forced to upgrade my work computer to Tahoe yesterday, and Apple Music is a mess.
Now playing, which had been centered at the top of the screen for 25 years, is now in a bar at the bottom, overlapping the content. The top of the window finally has the big blank space I've always wanted.
Now playing, which had been centered at the top of the screen for 25 years, is now in a bar at the bottom, overlapping the content. The top of the window finally has the big blank space I've always wanted.
Well, well, well. If it isn’t the domain I accidentally let expire 20 years ago.
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Well, well, well. If it isn’t the domain I accidentally let expire 20 years ago.
Need to adjust for Trump
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Need to adjust for Trump
Straight to the archive with all of you
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Straight to the archive with all of you
Practicing self care
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Practicing self care
Very normal stuff, guys
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Very normal stuff, guys