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It's Chris!
@chrisd238.bsky.social
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Junior Assistant Vice President of Replying @ Poisoned Heavy Industrial Concern
This tree is hiding a 4yr old, it was also growling 🤷
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
A retiring mtg hearing that she has a chance to ratfuck johnson on her way out
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Oh theres an even funner hat to use for this
December 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Locked in
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My legal defence
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Sure, but briefly
*thonk thonk thonk thonk*
"look im planting mushrooms"
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Now you're going to want to relax
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Pausing to imagine these guys with tactical yup yups
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I got lucky on the cache
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
and, yes, thank you Kim, we are now going live to Rudy for a response
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I would also be open to this design with Marx as a magical girl
October 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The page has a scroll bar this is incredible
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Skeet was rocking till i read the second line
October 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
When you get frog dna in your antifa super soldier clone vat
October 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Answering the question like
October 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This tagger answers a lot of questions
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Why are you mad im not hurting anyone
September 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Seeing this in my timeline and trying to figure out what connection there is between the yankees, the shooter and soy beans WHAT DO YOU KNOW!1!
September 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
hes in doohicky range
September 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Counterpoint
August 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Bro if its train shows you want i got you
August 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
August 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet (fur baby).
August 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Not even sure what site i landed on here
August 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM