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chrisd238.bsky.social
It's Chris!
@chrisd238.bsky.social
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he/him Junior Assistant Vice President of Replying @ Poisoned Heavy Industrial Concern
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 15h
There was certainly one involved in making my autistic kid
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 15h
I trust my toddler to fetch me a beer i don't trust them not to make a mess with the tap
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 15h
Rumour has it his behaviour goes back so far he showed everyone in the room his c&b when he was born
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 16h
Community note: Elon's "duck dick situation" makes human sex impossible
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 16h
ICE deploying tactical fashfur units
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 16h
Hangon.. Are there non dangerous weapons?
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 16h
Extremely irritating when my opinion on childhood bodily autonomy / mutilation coincidentally lines up with nazis
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 18h
Notable that it specifies Gazans and so the number is almost certainly way higher once you include the Occupied West Bank
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 18h
Is there a gun in history (either individual or a model) that stands out as especially based?
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 20h
Kids act like something is the worst thing that's ever happened to them because it genuinely might be
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 20h
the cure is putting a Tylenol under the foreskin, cant cure it without one to hold the pill on the dick
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 21h
This ironically feels like their problem with selling the leftist terrorism tripe, they've spent decades now depicting leftists as weak effeminate do nothings that it's too deeply ingrained to withstand such an extreme overton window shift
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 21h
Thanks for the coverage
Wtb 'like thread' button
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 21h
Can someone explain the reference for me please
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 22h
33% sex offenders, 33% wife abusers, 33% both
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 22h
The vanishingly rare case of "[country name] disease" not referring to syphilis
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 1d
Let he who has not had a confused shame filled wank about a cousin at a family gathering as a teenager cast the first stone
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 1d
And these people have half a lifetime of being mystified by tech while still experiencing it be amazing for the most part, why should this be any different
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 1d
They meant arm-ed response: *jerk off motion*
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 1d
Biden doing a misstell would have sparked calls for his ritualistic suicide
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 1d
hmu if you want a hand settling a blood debt
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 1d
coffee people have gotten too weird just ues a cup
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 1d
Never ascribe to stupidity what can adequately be explained by incompetence i guess
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 1d
Do they actually mean they had to take second jobs to make money
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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 1d
That's a big call. There's a lot of Peters but only one of them is known as the Great.
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