Good work only writing the "Cucktech 15 Ultra" once, that must've taken restraint

Bought it for a fiver off a mate that didn’t like it(!) and had my tastes changed forever

It's at least 60/40

It's great motivation to do literally anything else

Should've banned him just for that tbh

They're much easier to avoid than in the first one as well - basically never did it outside the scripted ones

Actually just reminded me of the guy coming back to get the joints he'd left in the x360 games he'd traded in and being very mad that they'd vanished into the ether

Incredible minds at work

There's a dozen stories I could add but the one that sticks out is the guy trading in a PS3 with the wallpaper set to him and his partner being intimate and how absolutely thrilled he was that the entire shop saw it

I’ve been rationalising that most of the other folk in the pub are so old they probably think a monzo is a type of curry