CHRIS des GARCONS
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I’m getting away with showing my family a YouTube documentary about Jesus’s birthplace Bethlehem in modern day apartheid bc i keep saying “He’s the reason for the season!”
December 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m getting away with showing my family a YouTube documentary about Jesus’s birthplace Bethlehem in modern day apartheid bc i keep saying “He’s the reason for the season!”
“Fellas is it misogynistic to sleep with young women?” - van Latham in all earnestness
December 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“Fellas is it misogynistic to sleep with young women?” - van Latham in all earnestness
prison slavery& human rights violations for ME but not for THEE
Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.
December 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
prison slavery& human rights violations for ME but not for THEE
If you told me in 2010 that Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, and Drake - the whole “YOUNG MONEY CASH MONEY BABY” collective really joined the republican team? … actually, I’d have believed you then too
Nicki Minaj: “For young men, don’t be Newscum (Gavin Newsom) .. Dear young men, you have amazing role models like our handsome, dashing president...”
December 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If you told me in 2010 that Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, and Drake - the whole “YOUNG MONEY CASH MONEY BABY” collective really joined the republican team? … actually, I’d have believed you then too
Kash Patel & FBI a bunch of TILF hunters
December 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Kash Patel & FBI a bunch of TILF hunters
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Why did Rome fall? Because it became too woke.
December 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Why did Rome fall? Because it became too woke.
Remember when every red hat was demanding we honor Charlie neck?
Well now his wife and work wife are fighting for media attention & capital gain
Well now his wife and work wife are fighting for media attention & capital gain
December 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Remember when every red hat was demanding we honor Charlie neck?
Well now his wife and work wife are fighting for media attention & capital gain
Well now his wife and work wife are fighting for media attention & capital gain
Fr - i haven’t heard Biden or Obama say a thing while these guys go on racist tirades in that big White House
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Fr - i haven’t heard Biden or Obama say a thing while these guys go on racist tirades in that big White House
I cannot believe we got nba on NBC, inside the nba on ESPN, Luka on the lakers. and still have to deal with Reggie miller
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I cannot believe we got nba on NBC, inside the nba on ESPN, Luka on the lakers. and still have to deal with Reggie miller
You think they’ll have zohran and trump couples costumes for Halloween next year?
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
You think they’ll have zohran and trump couples costumes for Halloween next year?
LeBron James is back in 45 minutes btw …
IF YOU EVEN CARE
IF YOU EVEN CARE
a man with a beard wearing a lakers jersey is being attacked by another man .
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a lakers jersey is being attacked by another man .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
LeBron James is back in 45 minutes btw …
IF YOU EVEN CARE
IF YOU EVEN CARE
What do I have to do to avoid my last place fantasy football game?
a painting of jesus praying with the words lord i need you above him
ALT: a painting of jesus praying with the words lord i need you above him
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What do I have to do to avoid my last place fantasy football game?
Posting something embarrassing on LinkedIn rn like a Friday news dump. Yes, I got a LinkedIn learning certificate. What of it, Akshay?
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Posting something embarrassing on LinkedIn rn like a Friday news dump. Yes, I got a LinkedIn learning certificate. What of it, Akshay?
lmaoooooo ar15 talking trash to Luka kinda hilarious now that he went out and put up 51
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
lmaoooooo ar15 talking trash to Luka kinda hilarious now that he went out and put up 51
I love the financial times but a bit of constructive criticism:
economic terminology is difficult enough without the thickest Scottish accent I’ve ever heard delivering them
economic terminology is difficult enough without the thickest Scottish accent I’ve ever heard delivering them
August 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I love the financial times but a bit of constructive criticism:
economic terminology is difficult enough without the thickest Scottish accent I’ve ever heard delivering them
economic terminology is difficult enough without the thickest Scottish accent I’ve ever heard delivering them
I’m finally flying home. Got one carry on and one personal item - a large deep dish pizza from Pequods
August 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I’m finally flying home. Got one carry on and one personal item - a large deep dish pizza from Pequods
Them Tyler the creator tickets gone in under a minute - went from on sale soon to sold out in 20 seconds
July 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Them Tyler the creator tickets gone in under a minute - went from on sale soon to sold out in 20 seconds
God gives u what u can handle
July 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
God gives u what u can handle
I told a girl on the apps today that I was rooting for Huda to win love island. By herself. She unmatched me immediately
July 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I told a girl on the apps today that I was rooting for Huda to win love island. By herself. She unmatched me immediately
Metro card* is tap card in LA for those curious
The police came onto the metro to double check everyone had a tap card; exactly what I need my tax dollars going towards
July 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Metro card* is tap card in LA for those curious
The police came onto the metro to double check everyone had a tap card; exactly what I need my tax dollars going towards
July 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The police came onto the metro to double check everyone had a tap card; exactly what I need my tax dollars going towards
The funniest targeted ad I’ve ever seen on ig sometimes if I’m being fr rn
July 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The funniest targeted ad I’ve ever seen on ig sometimes if I’m being fr rn
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