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Chris Fried
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Vell, he’s just zis guy, you know?
My favorite photo from the last night, with the saturation cranked to 11
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Pistol Dust ratscapades
October 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
These three look really nice on totes.
August 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m rereading Wicked, and it made me think to play my least favorite game, “Am I older than that actor was?” with the Wizard of Oz.

Yes: Margaret Hamilton was 36 when she played the Wicked Witch of the West 🙈

At least I’ve got a ways to go to catch Billie Burke’s Glinda at 55 😮‍💨
August 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Using the SSA mailing list to puff up the dogshit bill you just passed is fucking evil. If nothing else (and there's a lot of potential "else"), rising healthcare costs are going fuck over
*everyone* you're perporting this bill supports.
July 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Guess it got pretty windy last night…
June 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Recent nonsense from the cat.
May 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This doesn’t look even a little bit like Super Breakout… But it does make me want a AAA, present day remake of the block breaker genre. It would be an automatic “blockbuster.”
May 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I don’t need an alpha code, I have Marathon at home.
April 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Continuing to noodle on what is basically a screensaver with PixiJS and Planck.js. I think there’s a game to be made in here somewhere.
April 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This is will perfect my feed.
April 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Decided to start printing my own money after watching 12.5% of my retirement evaporate this week. /s

I’m actually planning to combine these with some magnets to create custom death badges for a game of Blood on the Clocktower I’m running this weekend.
April 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Took Womp.com for a spin to model my current TTRPG character. I really enjoy how easy it is to create organic shapes with the Goop slider.
April 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Today in “extremely niche art that I made as an excuse to play with some cross hatching brushes I found for Procreate.”
April 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Continuing to stretch long unused vector muscles to color 105 year old line art.
March 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
March 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The second Deus Ex game for comparison, as I know you all were waiting.
February 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This line from 2003 aged great.
February 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Using a show about being born into a literal corporate hell, which you can only escape by ceasing to exist, to advertise your corporate job recruiting website is wild. I didn’t add that still of Dylan, that’s from the Severance footage playing in the ad.
February 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, for comparison.
February 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Almost as satisfying as the new Indiana Jones game.
February 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Why not just call it Foot? It could be Hip, I suppose... Perhaps it’s meant to be ambiguous which end of the leg it is.
January 31, 2025 at 5:42 AM
This is fun, but I can feel my phone battery burning away more and more with each new friend I spawn.
January 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
January 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Does this guy die?
January 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM