Chris Fried
@chrisfried.com
Vell, he’s just zis guy, you know?
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Chris Fried
@chrisfried.com
· Jul 28
Do you think all of the hearts you collect for Link beat in sync? Or do they all drum out their own rhythm, driving him ever closer to madness with each new heartbeat you force him to endure?
My favorite photo from the last night, with the saturation cranked to 11
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My favorite photo from the last night, with the saturation cranked to 11
I finally listened to an episode of a @murderxbryan.bsky.social podcast, and you can’t convince me that he and Tim Robinson are different people.
October 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I finally listened to an episode of a @murderxbryan.bsky.social podcast, and you can’t convince me that he and Tim Robinson are different people.
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If the taxes I pay on my writing are used to bail out an industry founded on stealing and then replacing my writing, I swear to god, I am going to do so much angry writing
OpenAI has pledged to spend $1 trillion in the next five years.
October 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If the taxes I pay on my writing are used to bail out an industry founded on stealing and then replacing my writing, I swear to god, I am going to do so much angry writing
Pistol Dust ratscapades
October 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Pistol Dust ratscapades
Pronouncing Patagonia the way Casa Bonita is pronounced
October 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Pronouncing Patagonia the way Casa Bonita is pronounced
I played enough of a game I don’t care about to unlock the ability to play as my favorite childhood action figures in the game I don’t care about.
September 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I played enough of a game I don’t care about to unlock the ability to play as my favorite childhood action figures in the game I don’t care about.
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A Congresswoman calls for everyone like me to be locked up. The world's richest man proposes I be subject to a Nazi medical experiment. I no longer flinch at the sight of the soldiers with assault rifles on my commute. A billboard for AI tells me "keep thinking." One cold brew with oat milk, please
September 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
A Congresswoman calls for everyone like me to be locked up. The world's richest man proposes I be subject to a Nazi medical experiment. I no longer flinch at the sight of the soldiers with assault rifles on my commute. A billboard for AI tells me "keep thinking." One cold brew with oat milk, please
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We’re looking for a developer-journalist to join @propublica.org’s News Applications team. You would write code, analyze data, build interactives — all in the service of public interest journalism.
Check it out: job-boards.greenhouse.io/propublica/j...
Check it out: job-boards.greenhouse.io/propublica/j...
News Applications Developer
Remote, United States
job-boards.greenhouse.io
September 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
We’re looking for a developer-journalist to join @propublica.org’s News Applications team. You would write code, analyze data, build interactives — all in the service of public interest journalism.
Check it out: job-boards.greenhouse.io/propublica/j...
Check it out: job-boards.greenhouse.io/propublica/j...
If I had a nickel for every time the fintech company I’m banking with imploded, I’d have three nickels.
🪦 Simple
🪦 One
🪦 Qube
I just want envelope budgeting baked directly into my bank app. Back to YNAB + a regular bank/credit union again…
🪦 Simple
🪦 One
🪦 Qube
I just want envelope budgeting baked directly into my bank app. Back to YNAB + a regular bank/credit union again…
September 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If I had a nickel for every time the fintech company I’m banking with imploded, I’d have three nickels.
🪦 Simple
🪦 One
🪦 Qube
I just want envelope budgeting baked directly into my bank app. Back to YNAB + a regular bank/credit union again…
🪦 Simple
🪦 One
🪦 Qube
I just want envelope budgeting baked directly into my bank app. Back to YNAB + a regular bank/credit union again…
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Have another. (by hand-drawn-square.tumblr.com)
August 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Have another. (by hand-drawn-square.tumblr.com)
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If anyone is looking to hire a software engineer with 15 years of experience, primarily in building web application front ends, kindly hit me up here or on the capitalist propaganda platform: www.linkedin.com/in/christoph...
August 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If anyone is looking to hire a software engineer with 15 years of experience, primarily in building web application front ends, kindly hit me up here or on the capitalist propaganda platform: www.linkedin.com/in/christoph...
I spent six months applying primarily to jobs in the public sector, at non-profits, coops, etc. I’ve recently had to widen my net to include working for regular, greedy capitalists, and it’s wild how many of the “normal” job listings are now asking you to *highlight* your experience using AI tools.
August 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I spent six months applying primarily to jobs in the public sector, at non-profits, coops, etc. I’ve recently had to widen my net to include working for regular, greedy capitalists, and it’s wild how many of the “normal” job listings are now asking you to *highlight* your experience using AI tools.
I'm coming up on nine months of post-layoff unemployment. Savings are starting to run thin, and I'd really like to keep my house, so: Please buy some stickers and/or magnets. Mayhaps a shirt. Perchance a tote bag?
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August 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'm coming up on nine months of post-layoff unemployment. Savings are starting to run thin, and I'd really like to keep my house, so: Please buy some stickers and/or magnets. Mayhaps a shirt. Perchance a tote bag?
If anyone is looking to hire a software engineer with 15 years of experience, primarily in building web application front ends, kindly hit me up here or on the capitalist propaganda platform: www.linkedin.com/in/christoph...
August 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If anyone is looking to hire a software engineer with 15 years of experience, primarily in building web application front ends, kindly hit me up here or on the capitalist propaganda platform: www.linkedin.com/in/christoph...
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I've rebuilt d2srl.club and added two new features:
- a "Featured Items Only" toggle for Cutting Edge
- a "Require Item Category" selector for Arms Week
Let me know if I broke anything along the way.
- a "Featured Items Only" toggle for Cutting Edge
- a "Require Item Category" selector for Arms Week
Let me know if I broke anything along the way.
Synchronized Random Loadouts
Generate random Destiny 2 loadouts from mutually owned items.
d2srl.club
August 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I've rebuilt d2srl.club and added two new features:
- a "Featured Items Only" toggle for Cutting Edge
- a "Require Item Category" selector for Arms Week
Let me know if I broke anything along the way.
- a "Featured Items Only" toggle for Cutting Edge
- a "Require Item Category" selector for Arms Week
Let me know if I broke anything along the way.
I’m rereading Wicked, and it made me think to play my least favorite game, “Am I older than that actor was?” with the Wizard of Oz.
Yes: Margaret Hamilton was 36 when she played the Wicked Witch of the West 🙈
At least I’ve got a ways to go to catch Billie Burke’s Glinda at 55 😮💨
Yes: Margaret Hamilton was 36 when she played the Wicked Witch of the West 🙈
At least I’ve got a ways to go to catch Billie Burke’s Glinda at 55 😮💨
August 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’m rereading Wicked, and it made me think to play my least favorite game, “Am I older than that actor was?” with the Wizard of Oz.
Yes: Margaret Hamilton was 36 when she played the Wicked Witch of the West 🙈
At least I’ve got a ways to go to catch Billie Burke’s Glinda at 55 😮💨
Yes: Margaret Hamilton was 36 when she played the Wicked Witch of the West 🙈
At least I’ve got a ways to go to catch Billie Burke’s Glinda at 55 😮💨
I have never DM’d, but I assume I’d be great at it because I use all of the same conversational filler words as Brennan Lee Mulligan.
August 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I have never DM’d, but I assume I’d be great at it because I use all of the same conversational filler words as Brennan Lee Mulligan.
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Yesterday's BL giveaway on Itch unexpectedly raised ~$6k from generous tips & donations, thank you!
We will be donating it all to charity, split between two causes: Parkinson's support, for Ozzy, and LGBTQIA+ support, because Itch chose that same moment to do what they did.
We will be donating it all to charity, split between two causes: Parkinson's support, for Ozzy, and LGBTQIA+ support, because Itch chose that same moment to do what they did.
July 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Yesterday's BL giveaway on Itch unexpectedly raised ~$6k from generous tips & donations, thank you!
We will be donating it all to charity, split between two causes: Parkinson's support, for Ozzy, and LGBTQIA+ support, because Itch chose that same moment to do what they did.
We will be donating it all to charity, split between two causes: Parkinson's support, for Ozzy, and LGBTQIA+ support, because Itch chose that same moment to do what they did.
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I am incredibly honored to be the DFL endorsed candidate for Minneapolis Mayor. This endorsement is a message that Minneapolis residents are done with broken promises, vetoes, and politics as usual. It’s a mandate to build a city that works for all of us. fatehformayor.com/donate
July 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I am incredibly honored to be the DFL endorsed candidate for Minneapolis Mayor. This endorsement is a message that Minneapolis residents are done with broken promises, vetoes, and politics as usual. It’s a mandate to build a city that works for all of us. fatehformayor.com/donate
If we took the entire DHS budget and used it to build the best high speed rail network in the world, we wouldn’t need DHS, because no one would feel compelled to do a terrorism ever again. And then we could use the leftover money to also feed and house everyone and give them healthcare.
July 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If we took the entire DHS budget and used it to build the best high speed rail network in the world, we wouldn’t need DHS, because no one would feel compelled to do a terrorism ever again. And then we could use the leftover money to also feed and house everyone and give them healthcare.
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You are cordially invited to our Anti-Prime Sale, where every purchase will financially support bookstores, NOT billionaires 🥳
July 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You are cordially invited to our Anti-Prime Sale, where every purchase will financially support bookstores, NOT billionaires 🥳
Using the SSA mailing list to puff up the dogshit bill you just passed is fucking evil. If nothing else (and there's a lot of potential "else"), rising healthcare costs are going fuck over
*everyone* you're perporting this bill supports.
*everyone* you're perporting this bill supports.
July 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Using the SSA mailing list to puff up the dogshit bill you just passed is fucking evil. If nothing else (and there's a lot of potential "else"), rising healthcare costs are going fuck over
*everyone* you're perporting this bill supports.
*everyone* you're perporting this bill supports.
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I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
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Keep in mind that the cuts to Medicaid don’t go into effect until late 2026 conveniently after the midterm elections. Do not be fooled. Vote these ghouls out. Show up and VOTE in the midterms.
July 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Keep in mind that the cuts to Medicaid don’t go into effect until late 2026 conveniently after the midterm elections. Do not be fooled. Vote these ghouls out. Show up and VOTE in the midterms.
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It’s also bothered me that hoarding disorder pathologizes hoarding any number of things and yet doesn’t include money
July 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It’s also bothered me that hoarding disorder pathologizes hoarding any number of things and yet doesn’t include money