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chris heasman
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“writer and activist” according the New York Times, which means it must be true
every sentence spewed into existence by an LLM unleashes a fresh wave of regret that we cannot beat these things to death with our bare hands
February 2, 2026 at 8:46 PM
particularly pleased that the gay ducks on the loch have multiplied
January 29, 2026 at 9:18 AM
yeah, can’t really think of any privately funded anything that has benefited the common good tbh. thank you for the clarity on this - sad, but hopefully something changes one day. A small mercy that at least Terror has more time
January 26, 2026 at 11:02 PM
dang. and presumably the protected nature of the sites would prevent any privately funded expeditions from picking up the slack?
January 26, 2026 at 10:58 PM
sorry for the late intrusion here but - what makes you think it’s a funding issue? genuine question! I’m so baffled and distraught by PC’s decision to end dives down there, especially since so much remains to be seen. It makes no sense to me at all
January 26, 2026 at 10:51 PM
can’t even court the lizardman
January 21, 2026 at 10:10 PM
arguable, considering how badly you people butcher it
January 6, 2026 at 6:29 PM
anyone who went to KCL will tell you exactly how much stock we should place in the opinions of its war studies department
January 4, 2026 at 1:35 PM
maybe not, but it’ll give me a 30 second dopamine hit so I say we do it anyway
December 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
sorry, what I actually mean is “merry christmas”
December 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
the “everyone on the internet is 12 years old” theory prover has logged on
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
about to mandela effect that democrat video so hard it'll be taught in textbooks in 2060
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM