chris heasman
@chrisheasman.bsky.social
“writer and activist” according the New York Times, which means it must be true
feeling the warm rays of hyperfixation washing over me for the first time since childhood
January 22, 2026 at 10:09 PM
feeling the warm rays of hyperfixation washing over me for the first time since childhood
Absolutely godawful take. Are you really going to try telling an impoverished or Black or trans American that they’re undeserving of kindness because of where they were born? Is your solidarity seriously subject to the shape of a border? Get to fuck with this pls
I don't think the Americans, and yes, I mean all of you, are prepared for how hated you now are by everyone.
Its not going away folks. Youve lost all rights to speak to us without being told to go fuck yourselves.
Its not going away folks. Youve lost all rights to speak to us without being told to go fuck yourselves.
Lutnick heckled in Davos. FT: “The gathering on Tuesday night descended into uproar after combative remarks from Lutnick, the people said, with widespread jeering, some guests walking out and appeals for calm from Fink.”
January 21, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Absolutely godawful take. Are you really going to try telling an impoverished or Black or trans American that they’re undeserving of kindness because of where they were born? Is your solidarity seriously subject to the shape of a border? Get to fuck with this pls
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thinking I might destroy my life by developing a spiralling obsession with the Franklin Expedition
January 14, 2026 at 9:46 AM
thinking I might destroy my life by developing a spiralling obsession with the Franklin Expedition
British posters on here are about to have a very weird week
January 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
British posters on here are about to have a very weird week
the response to a woman being murdered in broad daylight by secret police — among politicians from both sides, the media, and even protestors — honestly seems to suggest that the U.S. may be incapable of experiencing a “power keg moment” at all. or at least that the threshold is far higher than this
January 8, 2026 at 7:59 AM
the response to a woman being murdered in broad daylight by secret police — among politicians from both sides, the media, and even protestors — honestly seems to suggest that the U.S. may be incapable of experiencing a “power keg moment” at all. or at least that the threshold is far higher than this
hopefully this means justice is finally coming for that perverted prawn they kept trying to shove down our throats
It's a holiday miracle! Bean Bunny and Rizzo the Rat are back!
Rizzo the Rat and Bean Bunny Return in New Videos - ToughPigs
Big things really do come in small packages!
www.toughpigs.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
hopefully this means justice is finally coming for that perverted prawn they kept trying to shove down our throats
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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The trouble started when we abandoned virtuous runes for the idiotic scrawlings of the perfidious Roman
October 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The trouble started when we abandoned virtuous runes for the idiotic scrawlings of the perfidious Roman
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There are three stages to learning Gàidhlig.
1: what the fuck
2: no seriously what the fuck
3: FOOLISH ANGLO. THE SPELLING OF THE CÀNAN IS ACTUALLY EXTREMELY READABLE, MUCH EASIER THAN YOUR SAXON WORDLETS WITH THEIR IDIOTIC SILENT VOWELS. IT FLOWS FROM SCRIPT TO SPEECH LIKE A CLEAR MOUNTAIN SPRING
1: what the fuck
2: no seriously what the fuck
3: FOOLISH ANGLO. THE SPELLING OF THE CÀNAN IS ACTUALLY EXTREMELY READABLE, MUCH EASIER THAN YOUR SAXON WORDLETS WITH THEIR IDIOTIC SILENT VOWELS. IT FLOWS FROM SCRIPT TO SPEECH LIKE A CLEAR MOUNTAIN SPRING
October 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
There are three stages to learning Gàidhlig.
1: what the fuck
2: no seriously what the fuck
3: FOOLISH ANGLO. THE SPELLING OF THE CÀNAN IS ACTUALLY EXTREMELY READABLE, MUCH EASIER THAN YOUR SAXON WORDLETS WITH THEIR IDIOTIC SILENT VOWELS. IT FLOWS FROM SCRIPT TO SPEECH LIKE A CLEAR MOUNTAIN SPRING
1: what the fuck
2: no seriously what the fuck
3: FOOLISH ANGLO. THE SPELLING OF THE CÀNAN IS ACTUALLY EXTREMELY READABLE, MUCH EASIER THAN YOUR SAXON WORDLETS WITH THEIR IDIOTIC SILENT VOWELS. IT FLOWS FROM SCRIPT TO SPEECH LIKE A CLEAR MOUNTAIN SPRING
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
Coyote vs Acme level stupidity. Like, actual bath-salts-up-the-nose stuff. How can any human being could turn down this project yet stake the entire franchise on The Mandalorian and Grogu?
"The Playlist can now confirm that the film advanced far beyond development—it had a completed script, the full creative stamp of approval from Lucasfilm, including Kathleen Kennedy, and was greenlit internally before being canceled by Disney executives Bob Iger and Alan Bergman."
‘The Hunt For Ben Solo’: Steven Soderbergh & Adam Driver’s Secret ‘Star Wars’ Movie Was Greenlit Before Disney Pulled The Plug [Exclusive]
‘The Hunt For Ben Solo,’ a Steven Soderbergh & Adam Driver “Star Wars” film was fully greenlit by Lucasfilm before Disney killed it.
theplaylist.net
October 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Coyote vs Acme level stupidity. Like, actual bath-salts-up-the-nose stuff. How can any human being could turn down this project yet stake the entire franchise on The Mandalorian and Grogu?
I’m not going to say the song lyrics my 7 year old writes are better than the stuff on this new Taylor Swift album, but they’re not really worse, either
October 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I’m not going to say the song lyrics my 7 year old writes are better than the stuff on this new Taylor Swift album, but they’re not really worse, either
I edit people’s writing for a living and I’m grieved to report that this excerpt from JK Rowling’s latest “novel” has caused me to suffer a catastrophic stroke
September 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I edit people’s writing for a living and I’m grieved to report that this excerpt from JK Rowling’s latest “novel” has caused me to suffer a catastrophic stroke
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[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
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he was doing the very act that gave birth to this nation—racism
Charlie Kirk was murdered while practicing the very act that gave birth to this nation—and the only thing that will ensure its survival.
Je Suis Charlie
Charlie Kirk was murdered while practicing the very act that gave birth to this nation—and the only thing that will ensure its survival.
bit.ly
September 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
he was doing the very act that gave birth to this nation—racism
Kit Harington, Keira Knightley, Iwan Rheon, Ruth Wilson, Ambika Mod, Leo Woodall, Simon Pegg, James McAvoy, Gemma Whelan, Matt Berry. More actors who'd rather take a payday from JK Rowling than give any kind of shit about trans people.
Audible’s ‘Harry Potter’ Series Expands Cast With Keira Knightley, Kit Harington, James McAvoy, Simon Pegg and More
Audible announced additional casting for its 'Harry Potter' audiobook series, including Keira Knightley, Kit Harington, James McAvoy and Simon Pegg.
variety.com
September 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Kit Harington, Keira Knightley, Iwan Rheon, Ruth Wilson, Ambika Mod, Leo Woodall, Simon Pegg, James McAvoy, Gemma Whelan, Matt Berry. More actors who'd rather take a payday from JK Rowling than give any kind of shit about trans people.
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hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together
September 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together
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Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope
September 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope
i am a simple man. when cat knock over plant, i smile
September 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
i am a simple man. when cat knock over plant, i smile
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Are you young, highly educated and driven, and want to contribute to our stagnant economy with its aging population and low productivity? Well out you go
September 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Are you young, highly educated and driven, and want to contribute to our stagnant economy with its aging population and low productivity? Well out you go
the fact that the White House literally put “golfing with Gruden” down on Trump’s schedule yesterday and then posted those week-old photos has got me fully on the Happening Express. choo choo
September 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
the fact that the White House literally put “golfing with Gruden” down on Trump’s schedule yesterday and then posted those week-old photos has got me fully on the Happening Express. choo choo
Deadline (and the California Film Commission) have now uploaded an amended table that renames this Muppets project as “Untitled 20th TV project” but the figures remain the same — this is almost certainly the Muppet Show reboot that’s currently listed as “in production” on Production List
August 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Deadline (and the California Film Commission) have now uploaded an amended table that renames this Muppets project as “Untitled 20th TV project” but the figures remain the same — this is almost certainly the Muppet Show reboot that’s currently listed as “in production” on Production List