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@chriskopech.com

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Twitter is a Nazi hell hole. This place is still a hell hole, but with fewer Nazis and more hall monitors.

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Chris @chriskopech.com · Jul 16

77.3 million rubes said HURR EGG PRICES DURRRR and now here we are.

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Jul 16

This is amazing. Yesterday Trump claimed he talked to his uncle about how brilliant the Unabomber was when the Unabomber was a student of his at MIT.

The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.

performative male @milesklee.bsky.social · Jul 16

you genuinely have to admire his brain. getting hammered 24/7 on Epstein? better fabricate a personal link to the Unabomber, specifically mentioning one of the prestigious universities where Epstein peddled his influence

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 3h

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social who took Bill in the draft?

Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 6h

Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media

Chris @chriskopech.com · 10h

couldn't be less important, but A+ on the lead image.

Chris @chriskopech.com · 10h

I'm hoping the dopamine rush from the posts on here when *it* happens are going to be great

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 22h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

Chris @chriskopech.com · 11h

Comey isn't a hero in any story of the last decade, but despite that he's still a really good lawyer, and has really good lawyers working on his behalf, and the DOJ is going to get their back blown out before the trial ever starts.

Axios @axios.com · 12h

The latest: Comey pleads not guilty to charges from Trump's DOJ

Comey pleads not guilty to charges from Trump's DOJ

Comey was arraigned Wednesday morning in Alexandria, Virginia.

www.axios.com

Chris @chriskopech.com · 12h

Chris @chriskopech.com · 1d

A lot of people talking about getting ah-matized but not enough talking about getting, ah, baptized.

Chris @chriskopech.com · 1d

I have a special place in my heart for the one (1) year that NBC used this for TNF. Midi trumpets for days.

youtu.be/TpysbEZxOLY?...

Thursday Night Football Theme Song - 2016 NBC Sports

YouTube video by Jimmy Greco

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 1d

They're all crap, but this one has worked well for me www.amazon.com/dp/B09MKF3RP...

Norelco Philips Nose Trimmer 3000, for Nose, Ears Eyebrows, NT3600/62

Groom unwanted facial hair using the Philips Norelco Nose Trimmer 3000 precision trimming kit. The Protective Guard System provides comfort while the rotary and detail trimmers cuts close. Use the eyebrow attachments to evenly trim your eyebrows. The long-lasting alkaline AA battery provides multiple usage and the pouch makes the trimmer easy travel. The nose trimmer is fully washable, making it easy to clean by simply running under a warm faucet.

www.amazon.com

Chris @chriskopech.com · 1d

bsky.app/profile/for....

should walk you thru the process

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 1d

I think @kleinman.bsky.social has a rule that if the quality of the announcement ad is really high, that probably means that the quality of the candidate is pretty low. Give McGrath credit for bucking that trend by both being a shitty candidate and releasing a VHS quality video to announce.

Amy McGrath @amymcgrath.bsky.social · 2d

Kentucky deserves a senator with the decency and courage to stand up and speak out for our state. I won’t sit back and watch what’s happening in this country. That’s why I’m running for the U.S. Senate.

Join the campaign: www.amymcgrath.com

Chris @chriskopech.com · 1d

all you need to know

A screenshot of a social media post from a user named Amy McGrath. The post shows her handle, @amymcgrath.bsky.social, and indicates that it was posted one day ago. Below her name are icons and text indicating that she is followed by people who also follow Brianna Wu, Jonathan Chait, and Matt Yglesias.

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 1d

@down.blue p and t

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Aug 15

Don Draper from the TV show 'Mad Men' answering if he knows what day it is on a Tuesday.

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 1d

a superfan section of sickos wearing aviator glasses and t-shirts that say "come and take it, North Carolina" with pictures of gigachad versions of the Wright Brothers.

Chris @chriskopech.com · 1d

ANALYSIS:

CNN @cnn.com · 1d

"President Donald Trump and his top aides are using the word 'insurrection' more frequently to describe anti-ICE protests in places like Portland," writes Zachary B. Wolf. https://cnn.it/4pWYmzr

Chris @chriskopech.com · 1d

This is really what last year should have been. They won 14 games but like 10 of them were one score and could have gone the other way but they got all the TO luck, every call, every bounce.

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1d

You can tell the Chiefs are cooked because that's the kind of shit their invincible aura used pull out of its ass and this time they were on the other end of it

Chris @chriskopech.com · 1d

#chiefskingdom

Chris @chriskopech.com · 2d

Knives Out (2019)

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Chris @chriskopech.com · 2d

I, for one, applaud the administration for putting a snuff film behind a paywall

Daniel Gallen @danieljtgallen.bsky.social · 2d

Penn State-Iowa will be a night game at Kinnick Stadium that you will have to watch on a streaming platform
247sports.com/college/penn...

Penn State-Iowa game time, broadcast designation announced for matchup at Kinnick Stadium

Penn State is set for a night game on a streaming platform when it visits Iowa later this month.

247sports.com

Chris @chriskopech.com · 2d

"Hi, I'm Jack, but I go by Jack Mac for the shithole internet community for which I'm a personality" is a statement he had to say to his wife's parents!