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Chris / Kit
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"He seemed a little embarrassed to be taken so seriously."
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Good news is that it still seems to be prominent locally
London Slang includes phrases like “Llow it” (allow it)
August 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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“Ohhh disruptiano!!”
The domino meme, starting with Italian Elon Musk and ending with MechaHitler
July 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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So they *can* edit down sets without removing them completely…?
A screengrab of a Billboard article entitled “Amyl & The Sniffers Get Political During Fiery Glastonbury 2025 Set” Screengrab of iPlayer showing that the BBC has trimmed the playback of their set down to 12 minutes
June 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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The lyrics to that Muppet sequel are a bit punchier than I remembered…
A lyric sheet to We’re Doing A Sequel from Muppets Most Wanted which transcribes an indistinct bit of scatting as “Wank, wank, wank, wank”
June 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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“For too long, your actions have gone unpunished. This ends now. We'll use drones and new tech to identify your vehicle. Then we'll crush it.”
Craig Charles, host of Robot Wars, delivering Starmer’s latest policy to camera - as if Sir Killalot is going to implement it
April 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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That dipshit banjo player from Mumford And Sons co-owns a luxury cigar company - and it has the most embarrassing corporate copy…
The website reads: 1573, fateful year. The year the great leaf queen nicotiana, Lady Tobacco, first rolled out onto Albion shore. The New Worlds heavenly offering, humble gift to the Olde. And so began a centuries long love affair; fire of Sir Francis; Rothschild Robusto; Churchillian cheroot. Importing only the stellar stick, only the premium puff, 1573 will be your first port of call for all things cigar. Exclusive tastings, smoking evenings, the finest tobacco twists. And we want you to be part of the family.
April 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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🎶 We were worried about our (MUM!) / Jacker came out and pulled a (GUN!) 🎶
Beastie Boys
April 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I’m afraid it’s absolutely intentional. Seems there was a bit of a copyright to-do over the picture of the Shiba Inu they wanted for the logo. He ended up posting this to Twitter.
February 6, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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A swift Friday pint.
A sleeve of Tuc crackers and a glass of lemon squash (as referenced in previous post).
January 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Feels like a lifetime ago when the spiciest the Regretful Gesture news cycle got was Paul Ryan attempting to dab…
January 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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RIP David Lynch
My wife and I dressed as Agent Cooper and “Diane” (a giant dictaphone) respectively
January 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Erm… Duggee. What are you casting that shadow with?
Duggee from the kids show Hey Duggee casting a shadow on the wall that looks like a fairly anatomically accurate bellend and shaft…
July 13, 2024 at 3:16 PM